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[GRIAN]
Since it first came up on this tape, update on the whole hunger situation thing.
Mumbo did in fact look at me weird, but thankfully he didn't really ask why I wasn’t eating, and I was hungry by the point in the day when I tend to mooch off him for dinner, so that spared me an awkward conversation.
For now, at least.
It hasn't happened again, exactly. There's been nobody in to give a live statement in the week since Ren Definitely-Not-Diggity-Dog was here, so I haven't gotten a chance to experiment. It could have been some weird fluke. Sometimes you just stop being hungry!
But I don't think it was. I didn't just stop being hungry. I felt full. Satiated. You know that thing where if you've just eaten something delicious, the taste stays in your mouth, and you don't want to eat anything else for a bit so you don't lose it? I had that. I don't know how I had that, because all I'd done was listen to a guy with fake dog ears on talk about spiders, but I did. And I want it again. I want it back.
I tried reading some of the paper statements we have around out loud, while I was working this out, and I think I felt something from them. But it wasn't the same. I guess I might not have been hungry enough when I read them? Ugh.
If someone doesn't come in with a statement in the next couple weeks I'm going to go out and drag a random guy in off the street, I swear.
Aaaaand I think that's everything? Just gonna click this tape off and do my actual job now, I guess. This is all so weird. Pretty cool! But weird.
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