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Madara walked through the village with Kakashi at his side. Pakkun was walking beside Kakashi. Tobirama was spending the day in his lab, so Madara and Kakashi were having lunch with Hashirama and Mito.
"Madara!" Hashirama shouted as they approached the other man in his garden. "And my precious nephew!"
"Hello, Uncle Hashi," Kakashi said.
"Oh! Is that your summons?"Hashirama asked.
"Yes. This is Pakkun," Kakashi said, voice full of pride.
"Such an adorable little thing!" Hashirama said as Pakkun sniffed his feet.
Hashirama was still gushing about the adorableness of the dog and how smart Kakashi was when Pakkun lifted a leg and urinated on him.
Madara started laughing about the time that Hashirama began sobbing.
Kakashi quickly picked up Pakkun.
"Pakkun, we do not pee on Uncle Hashi," he said in a calm and authoritative voice. The voice they had all dubbed Kakashi’s Training Voice. Which made Madara laugh even harder.
"What is so amusing?" Mito asked, emerging from the house.
Hashirama sobbed harder.
"Pakkun thinks Uncle is a tree," Kakashi said.
Madara doubled over, still laughing, tears streaming down his face.
Mito looked at her husband. Then at the small dog in Kakashi's arms.
"I see. Madara, can you please help Hashirama clean himself? Kakashi and I will finish preparing lunch," Mito said before guiding the child and dog into the house.