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Killua
Gon
Alluka
Zushi
Ikalgo
Leorio
Kurapika
Friday, 5:52 AM
GON: Are you home rn?
GON: KILLUA
GON: The kitchen light is on
KILLUA: what the fuck are you here right now?
KILLUA: It’s like 6
GON: Yeah everyone’s here
KILLUA: ??? Who the fuck is everyone?
GON: The usual.
Friday, 6:01 AM
KURAPIKA: Stop being difficult
KURAPIKA: @/killua
KILLUA: IT’S SIX IN THE MORNING
ALLUKA: EXCUSE YOU. 6:02.
KILLUA: I’m shocked you’re awake
KILLUA: Also who is “the usual”
ZUSHI: Me 😌
LEORIO: Me :D
KURAPIKA: Me I guess 🙄
ALLUKA: Me and Gon 😘
IKALGO: WHA ABOUTME
Friday, 6:15 AM
ALLUKA: Bring sunscreen
KILLUA: Um
KILLUA: But why.
ALLUKA: Gon says not to worry about it
ALLUKA: Wear comfortable shoes
ALLUKA: And bring your prize money
KILLUA: ... Gon told you I won the shake of the day.
ALLUKA: Yeah so you might need to worry about kurapika pickpocketing you
KILLUA: Noted.
ALLUKA: Do you have any plans this evening my chance
KILLUA: Why.
KILLUA: WHERE ARE WE GOING.
Friday, 6:16 AM
IKALGO: Also IM TRYING TO SLEEP.
IKALGO: U KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO SLEEP W URPHONE GOING BZBZBZBBZBZBZBBZBZ
ALLUKA: Do Not Disturb exists
IKALGO: …
IKALGO: THAT’S WHAT THAT MEANS??
KURAPIKA: O my god
ALLUKA: They added it last year……
IKALGO: I thought it meant, like 5ever
IKALGO: I don’t mind being disturbed usually 😢
ALLUKA: O hun…
GON: KILLUA THE KITCHEN LIGHT TURNED OFF
KILLUA: RELAX I’m just locking up the back
KILLUA: STOP REVVING THE ENGINE YOU’LL WAKE UP MY PARENTS
KURAPIKA: 😈
KURAPIKA: Ikalgo you’re next
IKALGO: wait what
IKALGO: NEXT FOR WHA
Friday, 6:21 AM
IKALGO: Dude Im so tired convince them not to
KILLUA: I would if I could.
KILLUA: I don’t know how we’re all gonna fit in Kurapika’s car
IKALGO: Just put me in the trunk so I can be horizontal
KILLUA: I’ll ask
KILLUA: I received a glare in reply
IKALGO: Damn it 😩
IKALGO: Whats even happening anyway??
KILLUA: Still don’t know.
KILLUA: I get the impression Leorio doesn’t know
IKALGO: JUST LEORIO???
KILLUA: I won’t lie, I’m getting weird vibes from Kurapika too.
IKALGO: ISN’T KURAPIKA THE ONE DRIVING??
KILLUA: YEAH but Gon is navigating
KILLUA: He’s a surprisingly good GPS
IKALGO: What’s the destination say
KILLUA: Well right now it says your house
Friday, 6:34 AM
ALLUKA: INCOMING
IKALGO: I DON’T WANNA
IKALGO: AND STOP REVVING THE ENGINE I WON’T BE INTIMIDATED
KURAPIKA: Get in the car.
IKALGO: WHERE R U TAKING ME
ALLUKA: O shit
KILLUA: Bro run Kurapika justgoyt
IKALGO: KILLUA???
LEORIO: ON YOUR LEFT
IKALGO: WHAT DOES THAT M
ALLUKA: [Picture for archival purposes of Kurapika walking to the car with Ikalgo slung over his shoulder]
ALLUKA: [Picture for archival purposes of Kurapika shouldering Ikalgo into his trunk. Don’t try this at home, kids.]
Friday, 6:46 AM
KILLUA: Dude do you have enough air in there?
IKALGO: I won’t lie I’ve always sorta wanted to try this
IKALGO: Kidnapping simulator 🤪✌️
KILLUA: Oh my god
IKALGO: What is it
KILLUA: The GPS says an hour and a half until our destination.
IKALGO: You’re joking.
KILLUA: We’re getting on the interstate.
IKALGO: YOU’RE JOKING
IKALGO: We’re going to Milwaukee aren’t we
IKALGO: ARENT WE
KILLUA: That seems to be the case.
KILLUA: Can you survive an hour and a half.
IKALGO: O yeah totally
IKALGO: WHAT’S IN MILWAUKEE??
KILLUA: Cows maybe??
KILLUA: Wait.
IKALGO: WAIT
IKALGO: SUMMERFEST???
KILLUA: We’re going to a Brewers game aren’t we.
KILLUA: FUCK YOU’RE RIGHT.
Friday, 7:06 AM
ZUSHI: Did anyone else hear Ikalgo scream?
Friday, 7:06 AM
IKALGO: TELL ME WHY YOUR BRAIN IMMEDIATELY WENT TO THE BREWERS???
KILLUA: OKAY I CAN EXPLAIN-
IKALGO: STOP. I DON’T EVEN WANT TO HEAR IT.
KILLUA: YOU KNOW I DON’T EVEN LIKE BASEBALL LIKE THAT.
IKALGO: Next you’re gonna tell me you’re wearing a brewers jersey. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? GOLD?? OR MAYBE NAVY PERHAPS
KILLUA: IT’S PURPLE. YOU KNOW ME.
IKALGO: PURPLE ISN’T EVEN A CUBS COLOR. I DON’T KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE.
IKALGO: SO YOU LIKE THE VIKINGS NOW. IS THAT IT??
KILLUA: Cold. COLD.
KILLUA: Just for that I’m going to convince Gon to play Steal My Girl
IKALGO: KILLUA
IKALGO: KILLUAAAAA NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
KILLUA: [Video for torture reasons of Alluka singing: “EVERYBODY WANNA STEAL MY GIIIRL EVERYBODY WANNA TAKE HER HEART AWAY-!” followed by Gon, Zushi, and Leorio singing backup: “na-na-na-na-na-”]
KILLUA: Pitstop at the cheese castle in half an hour.
IKALGO: Excuse me the WHAT
IKALGO: Wow I hate Wisconsin
Friday, 8:00 AM
LEORIO: Excellent craftsmanship on the lanyard-leash combo 👌
ALLUKA: O thank you
ALLUKA: You can barely tell it’s a leash
LEORIO: Hopefully Gon’s pants don’t fall down
ALLUKA: HAHA DID YOU SEE THAT? KILLUA GAVE IT A REAL YANK
ALLUKA: I feel like he did that on purpose
LEORIO: Nooooo definitely not
ALLUKA: 👀
LEORIO: He’s just testing teh elasticity
ALLUKA: I’ll take your word for it
LEORIO: Does it bother you that Gon’s dating your brother?
ALLUKA: Mmm maybe initially but not anymore
ALLUKA: Why do you ask?
LEORIO: Idk we’ve just never talked about it
LEORIO: If I had a sibling I feel like it would weird me out if Kurapika started dating them you know what I mean?
ALLUKA: Yeah but that’s because you have a crush on Kurapika
LEORIO: HAHAHA RIGHT
LEORIO: O wait you’re being serious
Friday, 8:10 AM
ZUSHI: What was that LOOK Leorio just GAVE YOU. MY WORD.
ZUSHI: The man RUNS
ALLUKA: Girl talk 💅
ZUSHI: Word
ZUSHI: Also I like your lanyard solution. Very classy. Very neutral.
ALLUKA: THANK YOU
ALLUKA: Second person to compliment it today
ZUSHI: NOWAY
ALLUKA: WAY 😌
ZUSHI: I do have something kind of important to ask
ALLUKA: What
ZUSHI: It’s just
ZUSHI: I didn’t want to bring it up in the car
ALLUKA: WHAT IS IT
ZUSHI: This is embarrassing
ALLUKA: I’m going to fucking slap you just say it
ZUSHI: Are you, like
ZUSHI: Bothered at all
ZUSHI: By Gon dating Killua
ALLUKA: THAT’S IT??
ALLUKA: Now I’m weirded out Leorio just asked the same thing
ZUSHI: REALLY??
ALLUKA: AND THE ANSWER IS NO, I’M NOT WEIRDED OUT. BUT WHY DO YOU ASK.
ZUSHI: I don’t mean to alarm you or anything
ALLUKA: ???
ZUSHI: Now I’m like REALLY embarrassed
ALLUKA: STOP IT. WHY ARE YOU SO RED RIGHT NOW ALKAJDHFGA
ZUSHI: Killua kind of has a hickey
ALLUKA: what.
Friday, 8:20 AM
ALLUKA: GON. A WORD.
ALLUKA: GON!!!
GON: Yes my queen 👑
ALLUKA: When in god’s name did you have time to do THAT.
GON: DO WHAT?
GON: O I see.
GON: What can I say. I act fast 🏃
ALLUKA: You have some real nerve.
GON: I’m surprised you noticed
ALLUKA: WELL, NOW THAT I’VE NOTICED, IT’S QUITE OBVIOUS. YOU AREN’T SUBTLE, DOG.
GON: Really???
GON: Wait I’m confused.
ALLUKA: I DIDN’T PEG YOU AS A VAMPIRE. I’M SO ASHAMED.
GON: Interesting. Killua also accused me of being a vampire once.
ALLUKA: I CAN SEE WHY.
ALLUKA: Wait. This has happened BEFORE??
GON: NO. I JUST GOT THEM.
ALLUKA: Wait.
GON: ... What.
ALLUKA: What are you talking about?
GON: ... What are YOU talking about
ALLUKA: KILLUA’S HICKEY
GON: HIS WHAT
ALLUKA: YOU DIDN’T KNOW?? YOU GAVE IT TO HIM
GON: I DIDN’T I SWEAR
ALLUKA: DON’T LIE 🔪
GON: OH MY GOD IT LOOKS INFLAMED
ALLUKA: WHAT
GON: THAT’S NOT A HICKEY THAT’S A BURN MARK. I KNOW WHAT A BURN LOOKS LIKE
ALLUKA: I’m so exhausted.
ALLUKA: Wait. WHAT WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT????
Friday, 8:29 AM
ALLUKA: You burned yourself with your straightener dumbass
KILLUA: FUCK I know. I WAS RUSHING.
ALLUKA: I’m-
KILLUA: I was hoping they’d have aloe vera here.
ALLUKA: It’s a CHEESE STORE.
KILLUA: I said that I was HOPING. Not that I was CERTAIN.
ALLUKA: FUCK. FINE. I’ll ask Kurapika if we can stop at Walmart or something
KILLUA: No wait won’t that waste time?
ALLUKA: Gates don’t open until noon
KILLUA: SO IT IS SUMMERFEST
ALLUKA: SHIT
Friday, 8:35 AM
KILLUA: It is Summerfest you were right.
IKALGO: KNEW IT.
IKALGO: Now pay up.
KILLUA: What no we didn’t make a bet on this.
IKALGO: Yeah but I didn’t bring any money with me
KILLUA: Fuck yeah I forgot to warn you about that.
KILLUA: I’ll give you fifty and we can call it even
IKALGO: FIFTY??
IKALGO: YOUR PARENTS GAVE YOU OVER FIFTY DOLLARS FOR THIS?
KILLUA: Fuck no they don’t know I’m even gone
IKALGO: YOU STOLE OVER FIFTY BUCKS FROM THEIR WALLETS??
KILLUA: NO I WON IT AT NETERO’S
IKALGO: ???!!!!
IKALGO: YOU WENT TO A BAR?? AND THEY DIDN’T QUESTION YOU??
KILLUA: IT WASN’T LIKE THAT.
IKALGO: THEN PRAY, TELL, WHAT WAS IT LIKE.
KILLUA: Gon and I just went to pick up Knuckle and then I wound up winning this dice game.
IKALGO: LOUDER SO THE JURY CAN HEAR YOU.
KILLUA: We ended up driving Mackernasey back to his house cuz he was wasted.
IKALGO: wait wait wait wait wait
IKALGO: Please rewind
IKALGO: COACH mackernasey???????
KILLUA: Yes.
KILLUA: Did I not tell you this?
IKALGO: NO
KILLUA: I definitely told you this.
IKALGO: WHEN?
KILLUA: TUESDAY MORNING WHEN IT HAPPENED
IKALGO: WHAT
IKALGO: IN THE MORNING?? WHY WAS COACH WASTED IN THE MORNING??
KILLUA: I didn’t ask.
IKALGO: You didn’t.
IKALGO: Ask.
KILLUA: It was Tuesday morning! What can I say. I 100% told you about it though.
IKALGO: I JUST CHECKED. YOU DIDN’T.
KILLUA: Check again.
KILLUA: Maybe you’re losing brain capacity in the trunk. Running low on oxygen.
IKALGO: YOU’RE GASLIGHTING ME
KILLUA: I can’t talk to you when you’re this emotional.
IKALGO: KILLUAAAAAA
IKALGO: FIRST YOU KIDNAP ME NOW THIS?????
IKALGO: I’m gonna fuckim get u for this
KILLUA: How. You’re in the trunk and I’m n
Friday, 8:55 AM
GON: Sorry they put you in the trunk D:
KILLUA: Honestly Ikalgo was right it’s kinda roomy in here compared to the backseat.
GON: Kurapika wants you to know that your shoe dented their bicep during the scuffle
KILLUA: Casualties were inevitable.
GON: Did you know Leorio and Zushi thought you had a hickey
KILLUA: Excuse me WHAT? NO.
KILLUA: Oh my god.
KILLUA: I’m so fucking embarrassed I’m so sorry
KILLUA: THEY STRAIGHT UP ASKED YOU ABOUT IT?!
GON: Alluka did HAHA
KILLUA: How do you open the trunk I can’t remember from self-defense class
GON: IT’S FINE REALLY. BIG MISUNDERSTANDING
KILLUA: Let me perish please I beg
GON: Beg for what 😳
KILLUA: GON
KILLUA: It’s genuinely from my straightener.
KILLUA: When you drop me off tonight I’ll even show it to you I didn’t even have time to put it away.
GON: OH
GON: I believe you HAHA It looks like a burn it doesn’t look like a hickey up close
KILLUA: Thank god
KILLUA: I was really worried there for a second I won’t lie.
GON: WAIT
GON: IS THIS WHY WE’RE STOPPING AT WALMART??
KILLUA: Yes
KILLUA: Oh my god
GON: What 👀
GON: Walmart?
KILLUA: No I just realized now why Kurapika was giving me weird vibes.
KILLUA: God dammit.
Friday, 9:11 AM
KURAPIKA: 9:11 make a wish
ALLUKA: What
GON: Isn’t that 11:11?
ALLUKA: NO
GON: YES IT IS
LEORIO: Kurapika………..
KILLUA: Oh my god.
IKALGO: Bless up. Consider my wish made.
GON: What did you wish for
ZUSHI: For Kurapika to stop making 9/11 jokes
KURAPIKA: WE WERE IN DIAPERS.
ZUSHI: That’s it. Where are you. I’m coming for you.
ALLUKA: We’re in the electronics
ALLUKA: O now he’s banking left
LEORIO: Enroute to THE GROCERY SECTION?? THEY HAVE A GROCERY SECTION??
GON: omg no way
GON: Can we get snacks?
GON: Killua and I will get snacks
KILLUA: I didn’t agree to this.
ALLUKA: Aaaaand-
LEORIO: WE LOST HIM
ZUSHI: Dammit I had an excellent weapon too
IKALGO: Wait I saw a flash of an emo in a toy isle
KILLUA: It’s aisle
ALLUKA: Knew you’d say that
ZUSHI: WHERE THE FUCK IS HE
ZUSHI: AH
ZUSHI: UM GUYS
ALLUKA: Please tell me that announcement wasn’t for us D:
GON: RACING DOWN THE MIDDLE ISLE?? NO WAY
KILLUA: IT'S AISLE
ALLUKA: KNEW YOU'D SAY THAAAAT
KILLUA: I have a firm grip on the lanyard
KILLUA: Meet us by the gushers when the street racing is done
LEORIO: *salute*
ALLUKA: Kurapika won but considering he had like a two minute headstart on Zushi, I think Zushi did pretty well
ZUSHI: Thank
ZUSHI: You
ZUSHI: Srry my fingrs r like numb from gripping the handlebars so tight acidentaly hit enter
KURAPIKA: I think I’m being tailed by security now
LEORIO: It’s genuinely what you deserve for racing the Walmart bikes
KURAPIKA: I can do more than that
ALLUKA: DON’T
ZUSHI: DO NOT
ZUSHI: Omg
ALLUKA: Twinning 👯
LEORIO: If you do more than that you’ll end up in jail and never get to see your son again
KURAPIKA: What
LEORIO: I’m filing for custody
KILLUA: I’m his lawyer
LEORIO: You can see him on the weekends (mostly because it is the weekend and I don’t know how we’d get back to Chicago without you)
KILLUA: No visitations full custody
LEORIO: MR. ZOLDYCK NO
ALLUKA: WE NEED THE CAR
KILLUA: The car is in the agreement. We’re taking the damn car.
KURAPIKA: I’m not going to entertain this
KURAPIKA: I have the keys and you. Don’t.
KILLUA: You wanna bet
KURAPIKA: 50
KILLUA: I only have 48
KURAPIKA: Didn’t you win the shake of the day?
KILLUA: Yeah but I already gave fifty to Ikalgo.
ZUSHI: WHY?
KILLUA: We had a bet about whether or not we’re going to Summerfest and he won.
LEORIO: WE’RE GOING TO SUMMERFEST?????
LEORIO: NO TAKE ME BACK !!!!!
IKALGO: Whoa
IKALGO: Who DOESN’T love summerfest
ALLUKA: Leorio has a fear of heights
IKALGO: ???
IKALGO: Pretty sure the event takes place on the ground
ZUSHI: They have that skyglider thing
KILLUA: That explains why he watched all our stuff at the county fair instead of going on the rides
ALLUKA: Bingoooo
IKALGO: That’s easy
IKALGO: We just don’t go on the skyglider
KURAPIKA: Skyglider is my favorite part
KURAPIKA: We don’t NOT go on the skyglider here, alright
IKALGO: I just got this eerie chill down my spine
IKALGO: Also when are we leaving I’m bored
ZUSHI: Yeah why are we even here
ALLUKA: To get aloe
ZUSHI: Why??? No one’s sunburnt
LEORIO: Oh my god
KILLUA: -_-
LEORIO: That’s a burn mark isn’t it
KURAPIKA: You’re joking
ZUSHI: WHAT.
KILLUA: I have the stupid aloe let’s go -_-
KURAPIKA: Wait
KURAPIKA: Holy shit when did you take my car keys
ALLUKA: 👀
KILLUA: Um I didn't I was just joking
KURAPIKA: Haha right now cough em up
KILLUA: Seriously I don't have them
LEORIO: You're joking
ALLUKA: 👀👀👀
KILLUA: I actually have them. Check for pit stains.
KURAPIKA: YOU'RE DEAD TO ME
ZUSHI: HAHAHA HE REALLY WAS SWEATING
Friday, 9:42 AM
ZUSHI: So you DIDN’T give Killua a hickey???
GON: NO OF COURSE NOT
ZUSHI: I THOUGHT YOU WERE INSANE FOR THAT WHEN HIS SISTER’S RIGHT THERE
GON: AND YOU DIDN’T TELL ME?? YOU DIDN’T QUESTION IT??
GON: For shame
GON: How could you think me a scoundrel. A heathen. And call myself Alluka’s friend 🤬
ZUSHI: It really is a burn mark. I can’t unsee it now.
GON: YOU’VE BEEN STARING AT IT??
ZUSHI: YES
GON: STOP STARING AT IT
GON: YOU’RE STARING AT IT HARDER
ZUSHI: LOL I just did that to get you riled up
GON: You………👊
Friday, 12:02 AM
ALLUKA: EVERYONE.
ALLUKA: Me, Gon, and Killua are going to go shopping until 3 for the Pretty Reckless at the Roadhouse, we hold Kurapika’s seat so people who wanna skyglide can skyglide, 6PM we rotate getting food, then Me, Gon, Killua, and Zushi dip to watch Bleachers at 10 y’all stay to watch Five Finger Death Punch
KURAPIKA: Concept:
LEORIO: No I already disagree
KURAPIKA: We all go skygliding
ALLUKA: We already discussed this in the car
KURAPIKA: YOU ALL discussed it. I listened but didn’t hear
ZUSHI: Excuse me but WHY does Leorio NEED to go on the skyglider
KURAPIKA: Because it’s funny
LEORIO: You just like to watch me suffer
KURAPIKA: Yeah
IKALGO: Damn at least TRY to deny it
KURAPIKA: O shit
ALLUKA: ???
KURAPIKA: Nvm I thought I just saw someone
LEORIO: Please tell me it’s not Chrollo
IKALGO: Who tf is Trollololololol
KURAPIKA: NO it wasn’t Chrollo
LEORIO: Tho now you’ve got me paranoid
ALLUKA: What’d they look like?
KURAPIKA: Like that football player who stole our flag
GON: Meruem?
IKALGO: OH
IKALGO: I’ll investigate and see who else he’s with
KILLUA: That makes sense. He listens to Five Finger Death Punch
GON: How do you know that???
KILLUA: I don’t know?? We’re sometimes at the school gym at the same time.
GON: ALONE??
ALLUKA: Gon it’s not that deep
GON: BUT HE LOOKS IN THE LOCKER ROOM
KILLUA: GON.
ALLUKA: Wait
IKALGO: WAIT
IKALGO: WHO LOOKS IN THE LOCKER ROOM
KILLUA: NO ONE.
ALLUKA: Killua has Gon in a headlock now
IKALGO: WHY IS THE LOCKER ROOM DISCUSSION COMING BACk?? HOW DOES GON KNOW ABOUT IT??
KURAPIKA: What locker room discussion
LEORIO: Ah
LEORIO: I see
LEORIO: The classic locker room debate
KURAPIKA: WHAT DEBATE.
KURAPIKA: You’re lying. You don’t know what you’re talking about you’re just pretending to know.
LEORIO: I DO KNOW IT.
IKALGO: I’m sweating I lost track of Meruem
IKALGO: HOW DOES GON KNOW ABOUT THE LOCKER ROOM??
KURAPIKA: locker rooms are real Ikalgo maybe he’s gone in one before ever thought of that
GON: Itz cuz
GON: Merrum
GON: h e
LEORIO: Christ he’s having a stroke
IKALGO: WHAT DOES MERUEM HAVE TO DO WITH THIS
IKALGO: Oh.
IKALGO: OH.
ALLUKA: What
IKALGO: 😏
ALLUKA: WHATS OH
ZUSHI: After much observation I think I understand
KILLUA: DONT
ZUSHI: Meruem looks at Killua in the locker room
ALLUKA: YOU KNOW ABOUT THE LOCKER ROOM DEBATE??
LEORIO: THAT’S what the debate is??
KURAPIKA: knew you were full of shit
KILLUA: Yes
KILLUA: It’s true
GON: N
KILLUA: You’re remembering it wrong
IKALGO: This sounds… vaguely familiar…
IKALGO: What is this sensation….
KURAPIKA: Indigestion
IKALGO: NO.
IKALGO: KILLUA’S GASLIGHTING GON
ALLUKA: 😱
LEORIO: What’s the truth then????
KURAPIKA: I’m gonna find Meruem and put a stop to this.
KILLUA: NO
KILLUA: Fuck
ALLUKA: KILLUA RAN
ALLUKA: I have the lanyard
LEORIO: O thank god I was worried
Friday, 12:34 AM
KILLUA: Hey! Are you at Summerfest right now? I think I saw you.
MERUEM: Hello yeah I’m here with Komugi and Pitou. We’re just wandering if you wanna meet up?
KILLUA: Yeah that’d be great
KILLUA: A friend of mine is hunting you down so I need to explain the situation so you don’t think less of me when they inevitably converge.
MERUEM: Fascinating. Tell me more.
KILLUA: Eyes peeled for a bright purple hat.
MERUEM: Convenient accessory for crowds like this. By the Miller Lite stage.
KILLUA: I know. I picked it in case my boyfriend gets lost which is entirely possible.
MERUEM: Oh I didn’t know you were dating someone congrats
KILLUA: Thanks
Friday, 12:39 AM
ALLUKA: Killua it doesn’t have to be like this
ALLUKA: We can work something out
KILLUA: This day has been a procession of increasing levels of embarrassment I never should have gotten out of bed
ALLUKA: D:
KILLUA: I mean it has been fun
KILLUA: But FUCK
KILLUA: IT’S SO HOT OUT
ALLUKA: DON’T DIE
ALLUKA: Because I pity you I’ve created a diversion so Gon and I are going in the opposite direction
KILLUA: THANK YOU
ALLUKA: 🔪 Now tell me what Meruem does in the locker room
KILLUA: NO
Friday, 12:46 AM
IKALGO: Ok I’m confused
IKALGO: I’M CONFUSED
IKALGO: GON IS KILLUA’S BOYFRIEND???
ZUSHI: Now YOU’RE confusing ME
ZUSHI: OF COURSE THEY’RE DATING
IKALGO: But as I caught up to them Meruem was introducing Kurapika as Killua’s boyfriend’s friend
IKALGO: Like, say that in quotes
IKALGO: “Komugi, Pitou, this is Killua’s boyfriend’s friend, Kurapika”
ZUSHI: OMG
GON: WHAT
GON: I’m a boyfriend 🥳
KURAPIKA: Apparently I’m a boyfriend’s friend
KURAPIKA: Not even Killua’s friend
KURAPIKA: I see how it is
KILLUA: Oh boohoo you’ll live
ALLUKA: WHAT DID HE SAY THOUGH??
ALLUKA: DID MERUEM HAVE AN ANSWER??
IKALGO: Kurapika was too stunned to speak
IKALGO: But ultimately was unaware of the locker room debate😭
ZUSHI: Oh
ALLUKA: DAMN
ZUSHI: Then that’s easy. Killua looks at Meruem in the locker room
LEORIO: 😱
ALLUKA: AH
KURAPIKA: ...
IKALGO: KILLUAAAAAHHHHH
KILLUA: Time to figure out how to hitchhike I guess😒
GON: 😁
GON: I’m a boyfriend❤️
KURAPIKA: THAT’S what you got out of this?????
IKALGO: It was clearly a diversion meant for Gon considering Killua got to Meruem first
ZUSHI: Perks of having Killua’s BFF in the group💃🏻
IKALGO: IS THAT ALL I AM TO YOU
IKALGO: Omg wait
IKALGO: B-BFF❤️
KILLUA: Archnemesis now -_-
IKALGO: Damn 💔
KURAPIKA: idk kinda sounds like a promotion
LEORIO: Yeah you WOULD call it that
KURAPIKA: 💁