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Hermione awoke to the sound of a loud knock on her door. She stared pensively at the door as whoever it was knocked again. Who could have the nerve to be out of bed so late?
She approached the door, her eyes wide with fear as she reached for the nob. Reconsidering, she pulled her wand from her pocket and twisted the door handle, pulling it open fast, all
she saw was a ticking bomb. For the first time in her life she decided to do something dumb.
Hermione brought the bomb in the girls common room and placed it in the center. A few seconds later the bomb had exploded!!
and then just as she was about to die she jumped out the window and partially died. the bomb stopped exploding at the last second and was like, hey are you dead? r u ok? and that reminded him he liked olivia rodrigo and he started singing hope ur ok to hermione granger.
"Oh, that's so sweet of you!" hermione giggled and crooned. She became alived again. She pulled the no longer ticking bomb into her arms and hugged it tight. "I think I might love you..."
"Of course you do!" The bomb yelled.
The bomb sweeped her up and kissed her passionately. Hermiones arms wrapped around the warm bomb, clinging desperately to its smooth figure.
Moonlight shone through the ruins of the common room. It shone onto hermoines brown hair, making it a stunning silver colour.
Together they could do anything.
"I love you." Murmured hermione.
"I love you too dearest" Shouted the bomb.
"alas, we cannot be together. It wont be long before i detonate."
hermione shook her head. "Im not leaving you. no matter what."
The bomb looked shocked. "Truly? this could spell your death."
Hermoine nodded. "Lets stay together forever."
The fuse reached its end.