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Harry/Draco Career Fair
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2017-03-06
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2017-10-24
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The Purpose of Rubber Ducks

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Wittyshell ([email protected]) wants to chitchat with you.
Accept? Yes

Wittyshell: I need entertainment.

Wittyshell: Come over.

Wittyshell: Now.

Cupboardkid: Again with the unreasonable requests.

Cupboardkid: Why don't YOU come over for a change?

Wittyshell: Your bed is too small.

Wittyshell: And lumpy.

Cupboardkid: Such a smooth talker.

Cupboardkid: Git.

Wittyshell: Swine.

Cupboardkid: Be there in ten minutes.

Wittyshell: I'm waiting.

You have logged off.

Notes:

That's it! Done! Thank you for bearing with me as I added the story to AO3, it took me a while because I took a long pause in the middle to finish my 2017 H/D Career Fair fic.

Looking back, it's hard to believe this was written just five years ago. I was a student back then and LJ was still a big thing. So many references are already outdated but I hope it's still a bit entertaining. It's certainly nostalgic for me. By the way, I swear I'm not making this up: my current job consists in looking at stupid Muggle websites all day. Life's weird.

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