MADE THE DEVIL SMILE🌹
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Jack Frost is the world's biggest slut. Everyone knows it. The nymphs know it, the fey know it, the satyrs know it, the Guardians know it.
It's funny then, that Jack's actually a three hundred year-old virgin and trying to keep that a secret. (Apparently virgins are a hot commodity in the world of magic and myths.) Not hard, when you smell like sex all the time. (Thank you magic potion.)
Too bad no one told Jack that unicorns are hard to hide things from.
(Or: Jack's a scared virgin in a world of people who want to molest him, Bunny sticks his foot in his mouth, and unicorns come to the rescue. I'm serious.)
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Shisui writes words to his soulmate, the one who never writes back, as if he were writing in a diary. Itachi sees him, tongue trapped between his teeth, as he works on a winding message that takes up both arms. It is lucky for Shisui that he is ambidextrous, Itachi thinks. It must not be so lucky for his soulmate though. Maybe it annoys them. They never reply to anything, but Shisui is stubborn.
Itachi’s soulmate always replies to him. Itachi draws birds with painstaking carefulness on his pale limbs. He gets grinning sharks in return, always. He wishes he could make them stay a little longer.
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“Yeah, sensei, do we pass?” Sasuke dangled the bells from the tip of his finger, a smug grin on his face. He was a bastard, Kakashi decided.
Actually, all of them were. Little shit bastards. Feral goblins. Hellspawn. If it wasn’t Sakura literally changing the landscape of the field underneath Kakashi’s feet, it was Sasuke swinging a sword crackling with lightning, both of them subtly herding him towards Naruto’s hundred shadow-clones, all of which were so fast he could barely track them even with the sharingan.
Kakashi was starting to think his team definitely didn’t have the same problems as the others.
***5 times Team 7 confused/terrified the shit out of everyone +1 time they explained why (ft. Time Traveling Team 7)***
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Going In Blind by TheWitchBoy
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV)
12 May 2022
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“C’mon, Red. You won’t get it if you don’t try.”
Frank sat in front of him, crosslegged. He repeated the sign and motion.
“I don’t—” Matt huffed and leaned back on his hands. “I’m not going to get it.”
“Not if you don’t try,” Frank agreed. He scooted a bit closer and took one of Matt’s hands. “Here.” Frank set Matt’s hand on top of his own, then formed the sign that he was trying to get Matt to attempt.
Series
- Part 1 of Marvel Stuff
- Part 1 of Misc Bingo and Themed Week Fills
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Sasuke is still here.
Or maybe; love hasn't passed them yet.
