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    “Does it have to be a brothel, Mentalist?”

    “Fine, since it seemingly offends your elicate-day sensibilities, I have a backup plan.”

    “Good,” Senku says. “We’ll go with the backup plan.”

    Gen smiles and claps his hands. “Perfect! Time for a strip club.”

    Gen thinks his plan to earn more Dragos is brilliant. Senku doesn’t agree.

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    “Hi,” Steve says, pleasantly enough, if a little distracted as he prods at the soda machine. He smiles apologetically. “Be with you in a sec.”

    Eddie almost wants to tell him you know it’s me, right? He doesn’t.

    It’s not that he expects Steve to be mean, exactly; it’s just that he’s getting more than familiar with the whole post graduation routine. It’s like there’s a secret page in folks’ yearbooks, instructing them to look at anyone still attached to high school with either indifference or embarrassment—or both.

    Steve must not have got the memo.

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    When you experience a break up, what is the best way to get over Oliver-fucking-Wood? Well, Pansy Parkinson subscribes to one notion that she learned: to get over someone, you need to get under someone.

    Queue her ever evolving “shag list” that she started in her fifth year, and the one unexpected wizard that is pursuing the article she is writing for Witch Weekly, anonymously, of course. And if it means that someone is trying to figure out exactly who it is that is spending her nights in various beds of well known men in the Wizarding world? Well, Pansy isn’t about to judge someone that has crafted the most interesting game of hide-and-seek that she’s done lately.

    Are you looking for a fic that has:
    💋 Multiple Pairings
    🥵 A lot of steam and intensity
    🥂 Mystery man search
    ❤️‍🔥 Chaotic Pansy Parkinson
    🫦 Pansy Parkinson gets revenge on her back (and a lot of other places)
    👀 Complicated Hermione/Draco/Lavender Triad

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    Six months ago, Shane’s intimate conversation and break-up with Rose Landry was recorded and leaked. In those six months, his life had completely upended and everything had changed, for better or for worse. Except for Ilya. He still has Ilya, and he’s beginning to understand that he always will.

    It’s 2018. Shane Hollander has to figure out his new life, in a new city, on a new team, while being out to the world but not by his own choice. Ilya, along for the ride, also has to learn what it means to be connected to a place, to a person, and to his own inner truth.

    (Sequel to “something you can fix,” set post-Heated Rivalry, pre-The Long Game)

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    He smirks, crossing one leg over another and leaning back into his chair with a cocksure, “Oh, that?”

    “Tony—“

    “I don’t see the big deal. It’s not like I went for your neck, your arms…you covered it up just fine.”

    “It’s—you—!” She points her finger, then seems to realize she’s still standing there with her shirt open and buttons it up in a huff. “We’re not supposed to be dating, and you—you marked me!”

    Tony and Pepper agreed to keep their new relationship private, but Tony couldn’t resist leaving evidence behind that indicates otherwise. (And maybe it’s about something more than Tony just feeling a little possessive.)

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    The weekend Shane spends in Boston gives he and Rozanov some time, for once, to do something other than have sex. He hadn’t considered the dreaded alternative: conversation about sex.

    Ilya just wants whatever he’s allowed. And also much more than that, probably.

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    [or: instead of shane walking out post tuna melt, they decide to become exclusive instead.]

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    “Why are you yelling at me?” Jabber also stood up. “It’s not like I faked it!” “So you’re saying the two of us truly love each other?!” After shouting that sentence, the corridor fell silent. Zanka’s face flushed from the tips of his ears down to his neck.

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    William, a reserved but kind-hearted man, moves into a new apartment, hoping for a fresh start. His neighbor, Est, is a bright and friendly young man who immediately takes an interest in him. Though Est has a boyfriend at first, their relationship is strained, his partner is dismissive, controlling, and ultimately breaks up with him, leaving Est heartbroken.

    William, who has been quietly admiring Est from afar, steps in to comfort him. What starts as a supportive friendship soon turns into something deeper, morning talks, lingering touches, and an undeniable attraction. When Est finally makes the first move, William, though usually composed, finds himself unable to resist.

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    NOW COMPLETE!
    Hermione was just trying to have a normal Tuesday: feed her overly dramatic cat, open a definitely-dangerous ancient armoire, ignore Cormac McLaggen until he wanders off to do whatever it is useless men do.

    Instead, she got: A surprise heist, four suspiciously well-coordinated intruders in designer cloaks, one ancient book radiating “murder me” vibes and a front-row seat to what can only be described as a magical boyband breakup under extreme stress.

    Inside the warehouse: Chaos, spells, and a near-bludgeoning featuring one decorative bust. Outside the warehouse: Harry Potter with 36 Aurors, a plan held together with sellotape and rage, and Ron Weasley seconds from committing murder on live Prophet coverage.

    It’s like Ocean’s Eleven had a baby with Die Hard and gave it a wand, a trauma bond, and a lot of feelings no one is emotionally equipped to handle. The intruders say they want the cursed object. Hermione suspects what they really need is group therapy, juice boxes, and a very long nap.

    The Vault is: 50% tension 30% sarcasm 20% bad decisions and 100% one Gryffindor witch with a coin-based panic button saving her own damn life while the wizards argue about tactical logistics.

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    Dick didn't think it would be interesting that he had been the sidekick and ally of Deathstroke. Besides, lots of heroes have been allies of villains. Why is this partnership so special? Lots of people associate Nightwing and Deathstroke together, or so he thought.

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    Yet another magic reveal, Court Sorcerer AU.
    Starts after season 4, but before season 5, and therefore happily tosses the tragedy out the window.
    I'm just having a little fun taking the mother of all clichés and putting my own spin on it.

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    Ilya’s mouth curved. He looked delighted. “You are the guy who keeps haunting my sex life, yes?”

    Haunting? Shane wasn’t haunting anything. That was very offensive, since Cupids could not haunt by definition.

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    Shane Hollander is a Cupid trying to mantain his flawless two-hundred-year-long track record. Ilya Rozanov just won't stop sleeping around.

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    Ilya: Okay. This one is actually easy. Do you think I am the hottest man in the NHL?

    Shane: Yes.

    Ilya: What about hottest man alive?

    Shane: Hmm (he genuinely pauses to think about it)…..No.

    Ilya: NO? That is lie!

    Carol: It is a lie.

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    Ilya shrugs and runs his hand from Shane’s waist down to his ass and back up. “But you are so good at it. What is English saying? Having it with science?”

    “Having it down to a science.”

    “Exactly. Some things come natural to you, yes? Doing your bottom prep stuff. Taking my cock. You are perfect bottom. Made to be bottom. You love to be bottom.”

    “I do. I love it.” Shane swallows, reminded of exactly where he is and what he’s doing, a cautiously confident smile on his face as he starts to ride more with his legs than his hips. “And you thought I would throw it all away for some Taco Bell.”

     

    OR; shane hollander's foolproof bottom prep routine and how his lovely boyfriend takes care of him

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    Tommy swore to prime that he was going to end this man if he didn't leave him alone, “I'm not a big coffee drinker.”

    Whisper's barking laughter definitely didn't startle him whatsoever, “You run a coffee shop and don't even like coffee?”
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    or; Barista Tommy gets new customers, who cares that killing people is their hobby if they pay well, right? (featuring: banter and destructive heroes)

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    (Formerly known as Two Sides of the Coin)

    Shadow and Light, creation and destruction.

    Two halves of a balance barely understood.

    To them, though, there is no need for explaining.

    They simply are.

    Brothers in everything but blood, standing together at the bottom of the food chain, their loyalty to one another unquestioned, and unbreakable.

    Even after the double dungeon incident, and when the System chose them, their bond does not waver.

    It evolves, becoming deeper, less understood, more devoted, and deadlier.

    Because the System was not designed to make mistakes. Sung Jinwoo was chosen to become the Shadow Monarch, and Lee Min-jae was chosen to be the Ruler of Light.

    They bow to no one else, they kneel only to each other. They are meant to create balance, and destroy those foolish enough to threaten them and their family.

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    “You are not one of us! Our children carry your wrongness!”

    Neytiri says something awful to Jake about him and their children. Neteyam and Lo’ak overhear. Jake doesn’t take it too well.

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    Sakusa Kiyoomi is pretty, slouched against a bar. He’s got a tight black turtleneck that molds to his skin, and the golden lights above their heads contour him like they were designed for that express purpose. His hair falls in nicely coiffed curls, inky black. His eyes are dark, dark, dark. Atsumu smiles at him, putting all his charm into it.

    Sakusa looks downright murderous. Atsumu wonders if he should feel fear.

    “They warned me about Inarizaki’s hair-brained heir to the House,” Sakusa sneers. “Nothing could have prepared me for such inane levels of incompetency.”

    “Did’jya swallow a dictionary before ya came out tonight, Omi-Omi?”

    “I would have swallowed arsenic if I’d known you’d be here.”

     

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    (the SakuAtsu Yakuza AU that nobody asked for)

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    jack gets to thinking about bunny's behavior, and finally picks up the courage to confront him after a few drinks. little does he know the position this will land him in...(you know where this goes. we all know where it goes. do join me.)

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    Hermione Granger hates Harry Potter just as much as the next Slytherin. Until she doesn't.

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