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Vimes is taken to pay a visit to the tailor.
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After all these years, touch has taken on different meanings.
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Welcome to my archive of vetvimes smut
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Vetinari is summoned to Vimes' bedside.
Based on the quote prompt "Oh, love. What have you done to yourself?" kindly submitted by nightvalechildarmy.
Please read the tags! The death doesn't happen in the fic but that's really a technicality.
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After the diplomatic dinner, Vetinari experiences a consequence of forgetfulness.
It's not unwelcome, but he's not certain how to proceed, considering how slim the chances were.
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- Part 2 of Unlikely (But Possible)
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On one of those dark nights that Vimes would spend in Ankh-Morpork’s gutters, a stranger decides to offer a helping hand.
For the prompt "Stay. Please stay." by zakalwe-the-ninth
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Vetinari is decided to keep working while sick and Vimes will have none of it.
For the prompt "When's the last time you slept?" by rabb-te
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Vetinari gets a little carried away; Vimes finds he doesn't mind.
For the quote prompt "Are you going to kill me?" made by hoerrrru, and a request for biting.
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Geschichtensammlung aus Serien, Filmen und Büchern by Loewenflamme
Fandoms: Multicrossover - Fandom, Despicable Me (Movies), Addams Family - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Forever (TV 2014), Lucifer (TV), Toy Story (Movies), Hotel Transylvania, Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Good Omens (TV), Gargoyles (Cartoon), Incredibles (Pixar Movies), Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Fallout 4, Superman/Batman (Comics), Wednesday (TV 2022), Weight Gain - Fandom, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Detroit: Become Human (Video Game), Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek: The Original Series, Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005), Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Warriors - Erin Hunter, Dragon Ball, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed, The Lion King (Movies 1994 1998 2004), NCIS (TV 2003), Sammlung von Loewenflamme, The Simpsons, Kim Possible (Cartoon), がんばれ！キッカーズGanbare!, Basil - Fandom, der große Mäusedetektiv (1986), The Land Before Time (Movies), Gravity Falls, Grand Theft Auto IV
16 Feb 2026
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Anmerkung des Autors: Ich habe in den letzten Jahren viele Kurzgeschichten geschrieben. Einige sind nicht länger als 100 bis 500 Wörter. Ich habe beschlossen, diese Kurzgeschichten in einer Sammlung zusammenzufassen. Eine Sammlung unabhängiger Shorts Story aus verschiedenen Serien und Filmen.
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“Who touched you last?”
Vetinari’s voice is quiet, a shattered, tired thing. “You.” His long, pale fingers close tightly over Vimes’ own, and the mask slips as his chin dips down and a deep, shivering sigh is forced from him.
“That was when you were poisoned. That was almost a year ago.”
“Almost, yes.” Vetinari’s tone suspiciously sounds like he could recite the exact time down to the hour, if asked.
Vetinari is touch starved. Vimes touches him, and the Patrician breaks apart. Cuddles!
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For various reasons - including an assassination attempt and somebody's terrible language skills - Vimes and Vetinari end up at a Quirmian wedding pretending to be a couple.
For the prompts 'fake relationship' and 'tipping chin up' as requested by red_edelweiss.
This is my new comfort fic; updates may be irregular and tags will be added as we go, but I do have a Plan(TM). Admittedly a large part of the Plan is to see just how many fun romance tropes I can squeeze into one fic, but hopefully it'll be entertaining for someone other than me.
It's rated E for eventual smut, but the early chapters are Teen and up.
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Havelock Vetinari had been visiting Rosie Palm on the twenty-eighth of every month for three years and despite her best efforts, she had never yet managed to get him into bed.
Based on the quote prompt "When's the last time you slept?" by helenvader.
Slightly one-sided Rosie/Havelock, and Vetinari is somewhere on the aroace spectrum in this.
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to watch a witch by woodsmokedjuniper
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett, The Tiffany Aching Series - Terry Pratchett
14 Feb 2026
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A body is found in an alley off of the Dimwell Docks, with nothing but a cut-throat, a stamped letter, and a green ribbon to their name. When the letter points towards the Chalk, Samuel Vimes has no choice but to let diplomacy take its natural course.
Tiffany Aching, Witch of the Chalk, and Commander Vimes of the City Watch will have little choice but to work together if they are to catch the killer before they can escape from justice.
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41, "I'm sorry, that was... embarrassing." by Rabb_te
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
14 Feb 2026
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Vimes waits for a lost kid to get picked up by his family.
Vetinari comes with his daughter to collect his lost grandson.
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- Part 4 of Tumblr Prompt Fills
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Kidnapped and tortured for information, Vetinari's problems don't stop after being rescued.
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- Part 3 of Tumblr Prompt Fills
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"Vimes came back to the waking world with a raging headache and barely any memories of what had happened before he passed out."
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The consequences of someone poking The Summoning Dark with a stick are Sam's to deal with.
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- Part 2 of Tumblr Prompt Fills
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2, "Say it again. Please. Say it again.” by Rabb_te
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
14 Feb 2026
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Vetinari's relationship with Drumknott becomes physical, and he worries about setting a boundary.
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- Part 1 of Tumblr Prompt Fills
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William de Worde was not a romantic by nature, in either sense of the word.
Sprawling, verdant grasslands blanketed with daisies, enclosed by majestic pines, standing tall against the barrage of time, while a brook babbled softly in the background, did about as much for him revelation-wise as a half-eaten day-old curry from the Klatchian takeaway next door. He also wasn't one for dating.
Which was why Sacharissa’s insistence on the Times promoting the new fad of a holiday based entirely around mushy feelings and romantic gestures came much to his dismay.
(William, Sacharissa and Otto interview Ankh-Morpork’s couples about their relationships, and try their very hardest not to think about their own.)
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Drumknott notices something about Vetinari, and can't help but do something about it.
For the quote prompt "Why haven't you been eating?"
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Vetinari visits Sybil and Young Sam.
A short Sybil and Vetinari friendship fic for the quote prompt: "Unless you ask me not to in the next five seconds, I'm going to hug you."
Set immediately post Night Watch, so some spoilers.