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“And what exactly are we playing?” Tanner asked, watching warily as the two started giving out a bottle to each person.
“We’re going to play— drum roll please? No? Fine. We’re going to play Never Have I Ever!” Holmberg did a whooping sound. Everyone groaned and complained how childish the game was. The trio defended the idea, explaining that they had prepared questions that would ensure that even the dinosaurs of the team could relate (and that almost got them hit on the head).
Everyone seemed to be familiar with the game, all except for Shane.
Shane tried to subtly whisper to Ilya, “How do you play that?”
Except that Chouinard heard him. “Eh? No way! Hollander, you haven’t played this game?”
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- Part 1 of me and the boys
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1:20pm, Saturday
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After a Potions disaster gifts Harry heightened senses, he discovers an inconvenient truth: Draco Malfoy’s heart races whenever Harry is around.
Clearly, the poor boy is terrified of him.
Obviously.
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Shane Hollander expects a new assistant coach, not a European legend with a reputation for discipline and a kinky rumor nobody can confirm.
One late-night Google search turns curiosity into obsession — and by the time Shane meets Ilya Rozanov on the ice, it’s already too late to pretend he isn’t intrigued.
Ilya is a strict coach, and this stirs something in Shane, making him second-guess everything he knew about himself.- Language:
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coach/captain au
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a swing and miss doesn't mean it's game over by tzushi
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
07 Oct 2025
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“What are you guys talking about?” Rumi cuts in. When Zoey looks back at her, she finds Rumi looking beyond confused, almost distressed.
“Our six-month anniversary,” Zoey states with a vague motion between the three of them. “It’s been six months since we started dating.”
“Almost six months,” Mira wrongly corrects.
“We’re dating?” Rumi asks.
or: zoey thinks it polytrix's anniversary. mira doesn't think it's for awhile. rumi doesn't think.
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Wally made a lot of mistakes. That was nothin' new, it was inevitable he messed up with everythin' he had to do a day.
Accidents happen.
Conditionin' Shawn to pop out of wherever he was whenever he heard Wally's keyring was just another accident, believe it or not!
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all that is solid melts into air by GrilledTandooriSmoke
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
08 Dec 2020
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Curse user.
The words weigh heavy like lead on your tongue. Something that needs to be swished around before it's spat back out like the black gunk it is. Evil and vile jujutsu sorcerers who would dare turn on humanity in the never-ending war against curses.
And it just so happens you come from a family of them.
Alternatively: political machinations have you attending Jujutsu Tech at the same time as Gojo Satoru.
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- Part 1 of all that is solid
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“Inho,” Gihun warned. “Inho, you cannot be mad at our daughter.”
“I am mad at our fucking luck!” He yelled and made his way out of the door to Gayeong’s room.
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5 times Gihun and Inho were cockblocked + the one time they finally do it
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a waterfall of grief by fawncherry (auroraheart) for DarkZelda
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
14 Feb 2026
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Saliva gathers in Atsushi’s mouth. He swallows it down—that familiar, fundamental feeling within his stomach like he wants to… touch.
He wonders how he could make Akutagawa cry like that.
The thought sparks through his body like thin-wire electricity, about to explode.
or: atsushi makes an unfortunate discovery about his increasingly-more-personal relationship with akutagawa. (ft. a bit of self-hate, an internet porn cafe, and a considerable amount of akutagawa crying)
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Twisted Love by noodlerdoodler
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Feb 2026
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Shane’s ears perked up too. The phone call sounded important.
“I have a new case to add to your list. Obviously, we’ll be looking into it down here too. But it has all the signature signs of our guy.”
As Ilya’s phone friend went over the details of a body found yesterday in Roxbury, Shane felt his blood turn ice cold. At the bar, Ilya said he worked as a therapist — more of a counsellor, he said, because therapist sounded Freudian — in a private practice. He hadn’t mentioned having any link to the police. Blood pounding in his ears, Shane wondered if Ilya lured him back here deliberately, in the hopes of extracting information out of him. After twenty six years of killing across the United States and Canada, had somebody caught on to what Shane was doing?
To his surprise, his dick was harder now. The thrill of potentially being found out was sending volts of arousal straight to his lower belly. Really? Shane thought. He shifted to find a more comfortable position and Ilya, who had finished his call and set the phone aside, noticed he was awake.
“Did I wake you?” He murmured, pressing a kiss behind Shane’s ear, “Sorry.”
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I (26M) want to invite man I sleep with (26M) to my house to spend the weekend. Help me not ruin it.
Or: Ilya Rozanov goes to the internet for dating advice
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- Part 2 of Opal's Social Media AUs
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this is so fucking cool
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“And so the game of love goes on… into overtime.” Long after the failed wedding and engagement, Akane gets a do-over when she returns to Nerima for her sister’s wedding after ten long years away. To her surprise, she learns that a lot has changed, and even more hasn’t. Everything we all love about Ranma 1/2, plus a few of the things we always wanted but never got. No subverting expectations here. Ranma 1/2 is a comedy, after all, we all know how this ends.
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Quit While You’re Ahead by queerteaoop
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Feb 2026
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Cliff had to approach this correctly, or Ilya was liable to sock him in the jaw and clam up entirely. Subtlety was his friend here.
And all of that flew immediately out of his head the moment that Ilya opened his front door, looking sweaty and shirtless and mildly pissed off, which was pretty much his standard look.
“Are you moving to Canada for some fuckboy?” was how the question came out of his mouth instead.
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AKA the time that Cliff Marleau figured almost all of it outSeries
- Part 3 of Connecting the Two Dots
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Stood Up by damiii_core (Heart_Core)
Fandoms: Super Sons (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
14 Feb 2026
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Jon didn't think his luck could get any worse when he is stood up on his date. Until his ex happens to see him, putting him on the spot.
Luckily, a familiar face comes to his rescue.
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Abolute 12/10 this is how romcom should feel
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“I’ve been conducting surveillance,” Hayden said, steamrolling ahead. “Based on all available evidence, I’m ninety percent sure Lily is either a Bratva princess or some kind of supernatural hybrid who is manipulating Shane emotionally and financially.”
Jackie looked back at the building. All the lights were off.
“And as his friends,” Hayden continued, “we have a duty to protect Shane from her clutches.”
Convinced Shane’s mysterious girlfriend “Lily” is everything from a vampire to a cult leader, Hayden embarks on a spiral of wildly incorrect theories.
He is just trying to protect his best friend. Unfortunately, Lily is actually Ilya Rozanov.
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The Golden Trio and The Fuckass Coin by TinaBell22
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Feb 2026
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Harry, Ron, and Hermione accidentally travel back in time and immediately turn history into a mess.
It really doesn’t help that Hermione suddenly wants to shag past Lord Voldemort.
Ron and Harry wisely keep their mouths shut, fully aware that their own new romantic inclinations are just as questionable. Apparently, they all have a thing for domineering snakes with dark tendencies.
Tom Riddle, for his part, intended to pursue evil in relative peace. Instead, he finds himself saddled with three chaotic intruders from the future, acquiring stress, headaches, and alarmingly high blood pressure along the way.
Written for Harry Potter fans who love the Golden Trio as a unit, and are tired of fics where one of them is sidelined, friendships fall apart, or mutual hatred replaces canon chaos.
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unknowingly knowing by birdy1171
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Feb 2026
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- Marlow Has Added Jane to the Conversation -
Marlow: Please don't tell Roz
Jane: O.O
- Hayden Has Added Lily to the Conversation -
Lily: What the fuck is this?
Hayden: Oh-
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the pact by pucksandpower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Jan 2026
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Lily: Well. There is very interesting studies I have read recently.
Karolina: We’re listening!
Lily: Research shows that abstinence can significantly improve athletic performance. Testosterone levels, energy conservation, mental focus. All better with sexual abstinence.
Jackie: Wait, seriously?
Lily: Oh yes, very serious research. Professional athletes should abstain completely during playoff runs. Some studies suggest 6-8 weeks for optimal results.
Satu: SIX TO EIGHT WEEKS?!
When “Lily” gets added to the Montreal Voyageurs WAGs group chat, she comes armed with peer-reviewed research, vibrators for everyone, and one revolutionary idea: a playoff sex ban for optimal athletic performance. The WAGs are convinced it’s evidence-backed science, the team is suffering, and Ilya is having the time of his life watching his handiwork unfold.
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a simple case of mistaken identity by LiarsandThieves22
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
16 Jan 2026
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"What could Hollander possibly need with Boston social media lady?” Rozanov asked.
“Shane’s in love with her,” Hayden said.
Rozanov’s face did something very weird.
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Or: after becoming a bit obsessed with solving the Mystery of Boston Lily, Hayden thinks he finally has it figured out. She must work for the Boston Raiders. Now all he has to do is find her next time he's in Boston and tell her that her and Shane shouldn't have to hide their relationship.
Problem is, the only person he can find is Ilya Rozanov, and Rozanov is being a real dick about the whole thing.
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where nobody knows you by dottiedoesotherfandoms (dottie_wan_kenobi)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
29 Jan 2026
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After a moment, Hayden pulls back. Then he hands her the phone—Shane’s phone.
“I grabbed this when I was getting his stuff and I saw, well.”
He looks away from Yuna, briefly glances at David, then looks away from him too. There’s an oddly guilty look on his face that has Yuna suspicious at once.
“Um, has Shane told you guys about Lily?”
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AKA, Yuna and David find out about Lily, Shane’s... girlfriend?, while he's in the hospital. It's a while before they find out about Ilya.
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- high Shane
- Ilya angst
- theories about who Lily could be
- Yuna & "Lily" texting
- identity shenanigansSeries
- Part 2 of heated rivalry social media fics
- Part 1 of i need sunshine (Ilya & Hollanders)
- Part 3 of all dwk heated rivalry fics
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Hold On (I Still Want You) by velminort
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Jan 2026
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Shane and Ilya broke up. It was the adult, mature decision they made together and moved on from. Except Shane is still Ilya's emergency contact and Ilya's coach just called.
Ilya had a seizure. Well, seizures. Multiple. He is in the hospital, in the operation block and suddenly Shane is met with the possibility that last words Ilya Rozanov ever heard from him were "Maybe love isn't enough."
And then complications occur. And Ilya is not waking up.
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They’d sat on a perfectly ordinary Wednesday afternoon in their perfectly ordinary kitchen, with coffee that had gone cold on the table between them, and calmly dismantled the life they’d built together. One sentence at a time.
“Maybe we need space.” “Maybe we’re just hurting each other.” “Maybe love isn’t enough.”
He wants to go back and shove that version of himself against the wall. Shake him until his teeth rattle.
Love is the only thing that matters when someone is under general anaesthesia and a stranger is touching their brain, Shane thinks wildly. Love is literally the only currency worth anything in a room like this.
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- Part 1 of Hold On (I Still Want You)
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Shane e Ilya terminam