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  1. 87

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    “Who even are you, dude? Scheming, snatching, sneaking out even? Thought you were a basic barbarian, but turns out you're a fucking rogue.”
    “I have no idea what you mean, but it sounds awfully like a compliment, Munson.” Harrington says, the soft smile turning into a satisfied grin.

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    In the aftermath of Vecna's demised, Eddie is still in the hospital, bored out of his mind. He finds in Steve Harrington a surprisingly good mischief partner. A plan is forming, shenanigans are afoot!

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    Tim has an allergy to lobster.

    Somehow this becomes everyone's problem.

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  3. 21

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    In the years following Tianlang-jun's sealing, the demonic territories are in a state of chaos without an acting emperor to keep them in check, with contenders constantly racing to claim the now open position. Without a Heavenly Demon to block the way, it's up for grabs, anyone's game!

    No one expects Mobei-jun's human servant to outwit every last clan head and make them submit to him. A human emperor for their Demon Realm? That's weird, but rules are rules. Until he gets assassinated, it's Emperor Shang.
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    Shang Qinghua would like to point out HE wasn't trying to be the emperor. What the hell is even going on here.

    He obviously did this in service of his king? To keep him safe and give him glory, typical employee of the year stuff. If a vassal performs well, you praise his liege. Where is the room for misinterpretation here? Speak up, Dawang. No, Dawang, don't call him Junshang. Dawang, please clear this up. Dawang!
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    OR the one with Cang Qiong Mountain being confused AF, Mobei-jun being a smug demon about his future husband, and Shang Qinghua being too competent for his own good.

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  4. 53

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    Luo Binghe is back from the Endless Abyss early. Shen Qingqiu should be running in fear for his life. But with the way Luo Binghe is acting… something is very, very wrong with him. And Shen Qingqiu is not going to let this go.

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  5. 98

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    Shen Qingqiu magically gets changed into a woman right before meeting up with Luo Binghe in Jin Lan City. What a stroke of luck! Luo Binghe doesn't recognize Shen Qingqiu at all, and has zero interest in the mysterious young maiden who is an intimate friend of Shen Qingqiu.

    Er... maybe more than zero interest. The murder-vibes are normal stallion protagonist aesthetic, right?

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  6. 36

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    “Are you following me?” Harry asks, out of breath.

    Draco peers over his sunglasses, one brow arched in judgement. His gaze takes a slow, deliberate journey down Harry, and Harry feels inexplicably warm under it.

    “I was here first,” Draco says mildly. “Are you following me?” His mouth tilts up, just slightly. He's almost glowing in the sun. “Wouldn’t be the first time.”

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    Five years after the war, Draco and Harry reunite in sunny Lake Como. The views are beautiful, but Draco is devastatingly more so.

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    A man—tall, refined, devastatingly handsome—met his dazed gaze with a gentle, unhurried smile.

    “If Xiao Yuan agrees,” he said mildly, “a little company. Nothing nefarious. In return, Xiao Yuan gets the first male lead role.”

    Shen Yuan stared, mind desperately trying to put this absurd situation into some kind of valid context. Was he being propositioned?

    What company, you big-eyed wolf?

    Do I look like an escort?!

    “No,” Shen Yuan said sharply.

    The man's smile froze. He actually had the audacity to look surprised.

    Shen Yuan just died and somehow transmigrated into the chaotic world of a dog-blood entertainment industry novel.

    Now he has to survive as a newbie actor, navigate contract requirements, learn acting asap, and avoid planting death flags—all that while definitely steering clear of the too invested CEO Yue Qingyuan and his White Moonlight slash childhood friend, Shen Jiu.

    Maybe just kill me already...

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    The big tacky “27” candle on the birthday cake flickered and for a split second she saw the explosion that had wiped out Krypton in the orange glow of the low flame, a sharp breath of fear was quickly covered up by her blowing out the candle.
    Only one thought echoed through her mind as the light was extinguished:
    I’ve been on Earth longer than I was on Krypton.

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    On the day of her 27th Earth birthday, after a day of celebrations, Kara goes to the park and meets an adorable dog, his owner? Lillian Luthor.
    Their lives slowly but surely intertwine and if it so happens that Lillian's daughter is single and so is Kara? Well, it wouldn't hurt anything if Lillian gently nudged things into motion for the two of them.

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    Kim Dokja only wanted to help a friend sabotage a blind date, scare off a CEO, and go back to his life in peace. Easy.

    The problem? His target was Yoo Joonghyuk, corporate warlord, and part-time natural disaster in a suit.

    Now, instead of laughing it off with his friends, Dokja finds himself trapped in the company’s top internship program. His supervisors? Yoo Joonghyuk and his executive assistant who could probably bench-press the entire accounting department. His tasks? Market analysis, note-taking, and apparently… existing as Yoo Joonghyuk’s personal stress toy.

    It was supposed to be one night of chaos. Instead, it’s corporate Hunger Games with better suits.

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    Tim returns from the hospital to a concerned family of bats.

    They take turns to talk it out.

    Or: The much-requested continuation of my most popular fic.

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  11. 61

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    FadelStyle AU- ABO verse. Dunk is a professional. He would do anything for the right price. Even if it meant stealing from the all powerful clan alpha Joong Archen Aydin. Joong had nvr met an omega like Dunk. It confuses him. PondPhuwin supporting the plot.

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  12. 52

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    When "the way to a man's heart is through is stomach" doesn't quite work on your local Goblin Druid, what else could there be?

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    Four reasons why Frost is the favorite Uncle.

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  13. 26

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    Ten million galleons in exchange for teaching Draco Malfoy the finer arts of sexual pleasure before his wedding.

    For an entire year. In secret. While he’s betrothed to someone else.

    What could go wrong?

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    Honestly, it wasn’t even Hayden’s fault. He never went snooping around. He had enough to think about in life, what with the kids and Jackie and hockey. He didn’t need anyone else’s drama.

    No, it was Shane who’d asked him to go through his bag.

    “Everything okay?” Shane called from the bathroom.

    Hayden blinked. He must’ve been standing there for longer than he realized.

    Why was Shane Hollander, his best friend and captain of his goddamn hockey team, traveling the country with a douche?

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    A series of unfortunate (and highly enlightening) events in the life of Hayden Pike.

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    When Tim’s parents start working with Lex Luthor, there’s only one thing to do.

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    “Alright,” Steph said, after she’d tried and failed to suffocate Tim with his own pillow for taking her phone. “So what’s the next step of the plan, then? Does Superman have his own hotline? Do we just go to Metropolis and yell about it a lot?”

    That might work, actually, but it would create a lot of opportunities for Luthor to know what Tim had done. Which would create a lot of opportunities for Tim’s dad to know what Tim had done, and for Tim to get disappeared by goons and drowned in the harbor, or sent to a reform school without any computer science classes, or something.

    “Metropolis yes,” Tim said, “yelling no.”

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  16. 3

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    乱七八糟的脑洞段子车,随机发布五条悟五条律子姐弟骨科向,五律夏三批向,伏黒甚尔五条律子纯爱1v1向脑洞,大概率之后还会有很多乱七八糟的脑洞。
    脑洞内容不对正文负责,没经过思考,大概率存在很多逻辑漏洞,写进正文一定会改得面目全非,内容也很零碎,注意避雷。

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    “ I called Han Sooyoung –” he let out a drained sigh “– and she said maybe I should get into a fake relationship or something so the fans would lose the tiny hope they might be harboring.”

    “There is one problem though…” Yoo Joonghyuk quirked up one brow, “Who is going to agree to that kind of deal? You don’t know many people that would fit your probably super high standards and I don’t think many – if any – of the possible choices would agree to this kind of arrangement. Like think about it: not only does it restrict them from pursuing their own possible lovelife but also the amount of shit and doxxing it would lead to is immeasurable. Honestly one would have to be insane and/or mentally ill to accept that kind of deal. Are there even any good sides to it? I can’t manage to think any…” Kim Dokja paused for a second to give the man sitting opposite him a pitying look before continuing, “Do you have anyone in mind yet?”

    After staring into his soul, Yoo Joonghyuk answered: “You.”

     

    Yoo Joonghyuk is having problems with his obsessive fans and he decides to ask Kim Dokja for help.

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  18. 32

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    Can Buffy tell, how desperate Faith is for it, even now? Even now when they’re finally touching?

    (or: in which faith is horny, angel and darla are incredibly divorced, and the entire fang gang descends on xander’s wedding. mostly, in which i choose chaos.)

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    Six years after their divorce, Shane is now working in the emergency ward at Montreal College Hospital when Ilya is rushed in after a motorcycle incident. But the physical injuries aren’t the biggest shock—when Ilya wakes up, he believes he’s still eighteen years old, and that he and Shane are still very much high school sweethearts.

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  20. 5

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    Charles Châtenay, Arthur's old artist friend whom he helped back in Saint Denis in 1899, has invited him to an art exhibit in New York. As he recalls, that man's "art" was called too provocative by the commonfolk.

    Back in the day Arthur found it entertaining when people were screaming for Châtenay's head to be on a pike, but now that he himself is tied to a woman—and Sadie Adler no less—maybe he better gauge his own reactions or else his girl will shoot a bullet into his ass.

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