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    What would you do if you were reborn in the shitty world that is Essos? At least, I was reborn as a rich merchant and Keyholder, so let's have fun !

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    Look, I’ll be the first to admit that I had never much bought into the whole pearly gates or eternal damnation business. I couldn’t tell you what I was expecting of the afterlife - but it sure as hell wasn't this.

    Moody glowered. "What is with you today?"

    I grinned back at him. Oh, you have no idea.

    You died, the first time, on a random thursday afternoon. Waking up in the body of a young - and very much alive - Moaning Myrtle, you couldn't quite believe your luck. But alas, no rest for the newly deceased. There is work to be done. Between stopping Tom Riddle from opening the Chamber of Secrets, evading the Knights of Walpurgis, and figuring out just why Olive Hornby hates you so much, you’ve got a very busy afterlife.

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      Ghost in the Latrine: Look, I’ll be the first to admit that I had never much bought into the whole pearly gates or eternal damnation business. I couldn’t tell you what I was expecting of the afterlife - but it sure as hell wasn't this. Moody glowered. "What is with you today?" I grinned back at him. Oh, you have no idea. You died, the first time, on a random thursday afternoon. Waking up in the body of a young - and very much alive - Moaning Myrtle, you couldn't quite believe your luck. But alas, no rest for the newly deceased. There is work to be done. Between stopping Tom Riddle from opening the Chamber of Secrets, evading the Knights of Walpurgis, and figuring out just why Olive Hornby hates you so much, you’ve got a very busy afterlife.

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    Cedric Diggory doesn't know what to think of the Hufflepuff girl with terrible hair, but whatever it is, it's probably half-decent.

     

    (semi/si written entirely from Cedric's POV)

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    Jacob expected to imprint on Bella. Every time he went to look into those beautiful brown eyes, he waited for the moment the axis of his world would shift and they would finally be together. He was so angry at her for leaving to go rescue Edward, the one that abandoned her, he almost skipped Harry Clearwater's funeral.

    It's a good thing he didn't.

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    Beau never planned to fuck with Bella's story. They were very different people, and he was happy keeping a distance from the supernatural teen drama in favor of making the most out of his new life. Plus, he knew it would all work out for her in the end. She would live happily ever after, with the family she built, in the life she dreamed of. The last thing he wanted was to get in the way of any of it.

    Too bad fate has never cared what he wanted. . .

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    A failed novelist from our world with no knowledge of Naruto reincarnates into the body of a Kyuubi orphan. Thrust into a terrifying and unfamiliar world, Atsuko is content to languish in mediocrity as a career genin.

    Bored, she spends her spare time rewriting stories from her old world - only for a publisher to snatch them up. Atsuko becomes a best-selling author built on a throne of lies. Good thing there's no such thing as copyright law in a military dictatorship...?

    In which Atsuko shamelessly rips off the Western Literary Canon, is frog-marched into Konoha’s Intelligence division to become a spy, and accidentally steals Jiraiya's thunder. Not necessarily in that order.

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    In which the SI awakens in Naruto’s body and, fearing she’s going to die, immediately begins to prepare the best she can to survive.

    Only, it’s not canon Naruto-world. No, it’s an action-romance she’s in.

     

    AKA, the SI is preparing for a gritty dark-action dystopian, while the rest of the cast are under the impression they're in a romantasy.

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    Some people should not be born. There are two categories: there are the Joffreys and Ramseys, who the realm would be better off without, and there is the one Lyonel, who would certainly have been mentioned in canon if he was meant to exist at all.

     

    (SI into the dysfunctional Baratheon family as the cousin who has a sense of deja-vu one time too often.)

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    Sechiko is an unhappy child, so she learns to find happiness in the little things.

    For example, she has very sharp teeth.

    Thanks to them, she managed to bite off her first client's dick and escape to Konoha at the age of six.

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    Charles stared down at the sword in his hands, it felt cold and heavy. He had never fought before, but they didn't care. All they cared about were numbers, sheer numbers.

    He took a step forward, meeting the terrified gaze of his friend, and wondered... did his own eyes hold that same fear?

    OR. A modern man wakes up as a commoner in the Riverlands. Then the call to arms comes, and he is forced to stand on the front lines.

    Setting: Robert's Rebellion

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    Daeron was of the opinion that he needn’t have come with his uncle Rhaegel as they traveled to the Eyrie, but his father insisted that Daeron go, hoping the honor and chivalry so prevalent in the Vale will change his drunken, whoring ways.

    What he gets is an attack on their entourage, being taken by one of the mountain clans, and sent off as an offering to the fire-witch’s pet.

    Except the pet is no monster, the witch is a girl with startlingly familiar eyes, and Daeron finds himself faced with a dragon long thought to be dead.

    (In which a modern girl is reborn as a descendant of Nettles)

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    The man flung the door open with a flourish, turning to the girls with a huge, toothy smile.

    “Good morning!” He announced.

    Robin died a bit inside, she had no energy for this today. She fixed her face.

    “Hello, how are you?”

    “Good! I am good,” said this new man, warmly. Robin hadn’t seen him in here before. He was quite a bit taller than her, a few mousy brown curls escaping out under his beanie. Or toque, as the Canadians called them. Which she wasn’t sure this man was, as a thick accent clung to his words spoken so far. He was pale with a smattering of moles around his face, wide blue eyes taking in the offerings of the shop. Maybe European?

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    Bits of Shane and Ilya through the eyes of a tired cashier.

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    Odessa Beaumont is just a women trying to get her modeling career off the ground in Montreal. She's living with her best friend Avery Malcolm, Journalist for one of the biggest newspapers in Canada, ENjay. It's been a slow year in bookings for Odessa, which has let her slide into a routine of mostly staying locked up in her apartment and watching any peace of romance media she can get her hands on. She isn't concerned about the fact that she hasn't had a relationship in the last three years, unlike Avery who is very concerned. So concerned that she drags her to a charity event where Avery may or may not hatch her master plan to finally get her best friend into a relationship to save her from eternal loneliness.
    What happens when Odessa not only meets one, but two potential beaus?

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    Where once was one, there is now two. And they are so, so hungry.

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    When Itadori Yuuji consumes the Special Grade Cursed Finger of Ryoumen Sukuna, the King of Curses is not the only one who awakens. A strange Curse, wearing Sukuna's own soul as a shield, with the intention of pulling Kenjaku from their host and destroying them by any means necessary.

    Sukuna might just be entertained enough to let them try.

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    The Swirl of the Root, also known as the Root, the Akashic Records, or occasionally, Heaven, record, and source all events and phenomena in the universe.

    Many seek it. Very few reach it.

    To reach it is a one-way trip. Annihilation or Apotheosis? From a moral perspective, there is no difference.

    And there are those who fail or flinch at the last moment.

    They are called Sorcerers and are given great power.

    But such power is not easy to master.

    One can get lost.

    Wandering in strange places with only a sword for company.

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    It was on the very first day of school that Uchiha Sasuke met the person who would alter the course of his life forevermore. It came in the form of a pink-haired girl who, upon seeing him, grabbed his hand, sat him down, and told him very seriously: “Together, you and I are going to save the world.”

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    Or, Haruno Sakura is absolutely, positively nailing this isekai thing. Fixing all the problems in Naruto just requires... a creative touch, shall we say. Unfortunately (or fortunately?), no one else knows what the hell she's doing.

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    “I, Aegon Targaryen the second of his name, write this to you, my kin and forebears, to swear these solemn words. With a heavy heart, I vow to forsake the name, honor, and legacy of our great house. I renounce the bloodline that courses through my veins and the privileges that come with it. No longer shall I bear the name that has been bestowed upon me by birthright. I sever the ties that bind me to this ancestral abode, relinquishing my claim to its halls and lands."
    -Aegon II
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    Or SOIAF fan who’s also an Air Force pilot is reborn as Aegon the Second, and he would rather spoil his dragon than become the usurper king.

    SLOW UPDATES(ONCE A MONTH)/AUTHOR IS A HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR AND TRYING TO GET INTO COLLEGE

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    I died. It sucked.

    Then Bloodraven dragged me into Westeros and informed me I was now Prince Rhaegar Targaryen; post-Duskendale, peak paranoia, with Varys sailing in and Tywin quietly turning the court into his personal infrastructure project.

    Also: my life is a game now. Hope. Stress. Armor slots. Patron favors. The whole nightmare.

    If the story plays out the way George R.R. Martin intended, the realm burns, the dragons die, and winter takes what’s left. So Bloodraven gives me one divergence: power enough to awaken others.

    Now I have to choose a four others and build a party with them to stop the tragedy that would befall my family. And that would only be the start of our adventures.

    Seriously, FML.

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    As she took in deep, gasping breaths, trying to steady herself, she heard an odd sound.

    It was... laughing?

    No.

    It was crying.

    Shiori turned her head toward the narrow, dark mouth of the alleyway and nearly screamed.

    A small, filthy creature covered in unnameable substances, stared back at her with the biggest blue eyes she had ever seen. Was that... blood? And on closer inspection, she was horrified to realize it wasn’t an animal at all. It was undeniably human.

    A human child.

    (Or! An author from our world gets reincarnated in Konoha, takes one look at Naruto, and decides that she had Parental Feelings about that.)

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    Born at the height of Targaryen power without any power to his name, Aenys Targaryen was the Third son of Baelon Targaryen, brother to Viserys and Daemon.
    A student reborn with only vague memories of the tragedy that lay ahead, will he able to change fate or will the retaliation by the gods leave the world in an even more horrid state.

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    - Fuck! That is a big spider! Why the hell did I think becoming a cultivator was a good idea again?! -

    The tale of a modern-day woman's journey in the Mo Dao Zu Shi world and her quest to find a way back home. Which would be a lot easier if she wasn't-

    1) stuck in a new world full of ghosts, demons, monsters, and scheming cultivators
    2) shrunk back into a little kid again
    3) cross-dressing to evade the social norms forced on women in this era
    4) studying cultivation (because apparently farming isn't a good way to search for some interdimensional portal back to your universe)
    5) failing miserably to avoid canon

    - Is it too much to ask for me to make it out of here alive? -

    (Currently at: Sunshot Campaign Arc)

    Russian Translation by Cherry_San Available on Ficbook!

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