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Bio

Sitting on my sittin' muscle. Aren't you ? 😊

I grant blanket permission

for you not to fall asleep reading me.

I grant permission for you not to guffaw at the thought of transforming my shameless electric OC scribbles into whatever floats your boat. 😂 🙃 I won't pay you a commish, but I'm peachy with you paying me to peep at your art.💸

I relax here, evenings. Mostly I read "original work" fandom though also "No Fandom." If I'm entertained a moment, you can bet I'll kudos--I'm a cheap date like that !

My Derpy Works

Horror: The Hungry Ghost
Hiking, Simon met Rhiannon by the well of her time-lost property.
She's beautiful--why forever alone ?
Simon--beware !

Angsty: The Fracas
Sometimes, your plan for a simple fun afternoon is just destined to go all sad-dumpster-fire. ( Fandom: The Amazing World Of Gumball )

G-rated (because cock block):Lonely Vlad
Ghost Carrie's dad, Vlad, has been freed from his 300-year curse. Every time Carrie and her OC boyfriend Fenton think they can get busy, Dad pops in--what does he want ? ( Fandom: The Amazing World Of Gumball. )

Real-estate farce: Haunted House For A Buck
Yes, the house really is haunted. The ghosts don't want to move.

This really happened to me: It Was A Dark And Stormy