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    Val may be a fucking monster, but he’s a monster that Angel knows. He’s a monster that Angel understands. Angel isn’t stupid; he made the choice to sign with Valentino because he was the only overlord that made sense for Angel’s lifestyle — for what Angel wanted out of Hell.

    But now you’re tellin’ him that his soul is owed to some random fucking jackass who swindled Val in a game of cards? How can that be fair? How can that be something that’s just allowed to happen?

    (In which, Angel's contract is acquired by a new overlord — Hell's very own Gambling Demon, and they both get more from the relationship than either of them bargained for.)

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    19 Feb 2026

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    “It’s not a terrible suggestion,” Alastor muses, pulling Lucifer’s chin towards him while tilting his head in the opposite direction, “But I'm beginning to think you’re just looking for excuses to spend time with me.”

    There’s a sharp inhale, the heat of an unsteady exhale, then a breathy whisper far too close to Alastor’s lips, “Maybe I am.”

    Or, in which Alastor has a visitor at 3am, without seeing him for a month, with an interesting proposition.

    Follow up to the hand that feeds, will aim to update as often as I can!

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    17 Feb 2026

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    The phrase ‘Hell is forever’ that Alastor heard thrown about so often in the recent months had never felt more on point than it did now.

    With Charlotte in heaven and the rest of his rag-tag band of hotel occupants absent for the evening, what he really needs is a quiet evening alone.

    Unless of course... entertainment decides to come knocking on his door.

    Literally.

    Set as a look at the evening of the hotel's sole occupant in Episode 6, and the King who has 'forgotten' his daughter isn't there.
    1st part of a series in progress following in-betweens of episodes, but can be read as a standalone.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    If there's anything Lucifer has learned from his sunshiney daughter, it's that you've gotta kill them with kindness!

     

    Or: Lucifer learns physical touch really gets under Alastor's skin. To appease Charlie, he starts showering Alastor with hugs and the like whenever he pisses him off. That way, Charlie is none the wiser to what he's doing, and Alastor gets a taste of his own medicine.

    ..The problem begins when Alastor starts seeking him out for affection.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    The Cannibal Cook-Out is here and it's Lucifer and Alastor's official debut as a couple! They're totally ready for this and not at all, in the least bit, worried that it'll go completely and utterly wrong.

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    Lucifer learns a lot of surprising new things, Rosie continues to be everyone's therapist, Alastor is trying very hard to keep his injury a secret, and Susan leaves no survivors.

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    16 Feb 2026