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On the first day of Christmas
Sue Sylvester gave to Glee
A bear in a broccoli tree
On the second day of Christmas
Sue Sylvester gave to Glee
Two dirty tracksuits
And a bear in a broccoli tree
On the third day of Christmas
Sue Sylvester gave to Glee
Three stolen trophies
Two dirty tracksuits
And a bear in a broccoli tree
On the fourth day of Christmas
Sue Sylvester gave to Glee
Four prank calls
Three stolen trophies
Two dirty tracksuits
And a bear in a broccoli tree
On the fifth day of Christmas
Sue Sylvester gave to Glee
Five nasty looks
Four prank calls
Three stolen trophies
Two dirty tracksuits
And a bear in a broccoli tree
On the sixth day of Christmas
Sue Sylvester gave to Glee
Six hours jeering
Five nasty looks
Four prank calls
Three stolen trophies
Two dirty tracksuits
And a bear in a broccoli tree
On the seventh day of Christmas
Sue Sylvester gave to Glee
Seven tots a-missing
Six hours jeering
Five nasty looks
Four prank calls
Three stolen trophies
Two dirty tracksuits
And a bear in a broccoli tree
On the eighth day of Christmas
Sue Sylvester gave to Glee
Eight diatribes
Seven tots a-missing
Six hours jeering
Five nasty looks
Four prank calls
Three stolen trophies
Two dirty tracksuits
And a bear in a broccoli tree
On the ninth day of Christmas
Sue Sylvester gave to Glee
Nine pompoms exploding
Eight diatribes
Seven tots a-missing
Six hours jeering
Five nasty looks
Four prank calls
Three stolen trophies
Two dirty tracksuits
And a bear in a broccoli tree
On the tenth day of Christmas
Sue Sylvester gave to Glee
Ten confetti cleanups
Nine pompoms exploding
Eight diatribes
Seven tots a-missing
Six hours jeering
Five nasty looks
Four prank calls
Three stolen trophies
Two dirty tracksuits
And a bear in a broccoli tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas
Sue Sylvester gave to Glee
Eleven videos a-taping
Ten confetti cleanups
Nine pompoms exploding
Eight diatribes
Seven tots a-missing
Six hours jeering
Five nasty looks
Four prank calls
Three stolen trophies
Two dirty tracksuits
And a bear in a broccoli tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas
Sue Sylvester gave to Glee
Twelve home invasions
Eleven videos a-taping
Ten confetti cleanups
Nine pompoms exploding
Eight diatribes
Seven tots a-missing
Six hours jeering
Five nasty looks
Four prank calls
Three stolen trophies
Two dirty tracksuits
And a bear in a broccoli tree