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2:30 pm
IzuQuirk has added Light'emUp, Urara_and_away, Dashing_Iida, Pinkacid, and 14 more to Crisis Page
IzuQuirk: okay before anyone kills me let me explain
Light'emUp: you got two minutes nerd, I’m trying to sleep
Kiri_"TheRock"_shima : dude its 2:30
And in the common room, really?
Not the best spot
Light'emUp: Yes and I don’t give a two shits. Its 2:30 in the damn afternoon, SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP
You're up to a minute thirty seconds Deku
IzuQuirk: okay okay
This is supposed to function as a quick way for us to communicate if a problem were to arise that requires aid from someone else
Dashing_Iida: So, basically an emergency contact system?
IzuQuirk: basically yeah
Though I will admit that All Might told me to do this so, y'know, couldn’t disobey him \_(:]]]])_/
Dashing_Iida: I approve of this!
Lectrix: but, have you considered…
Beats_for_days: oh no
Toad_Asui: there's always one
Lectrix: we use this more than just a SEND HELP page
Like, for complaining about life, school, people
Light'emUp: okay times up, but I will say this…
How can I complain about life if you're all here?
Clear: ouch
Kiri_"TheRock"_shima: Bro we've talked about this…
Light'emUp: shut it, I’m sleep deprived
Now if you all don’t mind I'm going to sleep.
Wake me up and you die, fair warning
IzuQuirk: same
Urara_and_away: Second
Pinkacid: Third
4:00 pm
Screech: Question, what is sleep?
Mar-tail: I'll do you one better, where is sleep?
Thermostat: Yeah but how about, why is sleep?
Dashing_Iida: umm, are you all alright?
Toad_Asui: Iida you should know by now what the answer is
Dashing_Iida: If I knew, then I wouldn't be asking Tsuyu.
Toad_Asui: Fair point
Thermostat: physically, most of us are okay
Urara_and_away: *cough* Mido *cough*
IzuQuirk: SHUT, I HAVE A REASON FOR MY PAIN
Urara_and_away: and what’s that?
IzuQuirk: Kacchan, care to explain
Kiri_"TheRock"_shima: Dude he's asleep, are you sure?
IzuQuirk: please, any excuse to roast me he’ll be there
Light'emUp: I heard we're roasting Deku, I have arrived
IzuQuirk: see?
Kiri_"TheRock"_shima: touché
Bakugou, scroll up
Thermostat: as for emotional and mental health…
Seroroll: Mental stability? Emotional stability?
Sorry don’t know them
Print_ya: seriously, do any of you need something, I'm concerned
SugarRush: I can make cake for everyone
Yuga_Shine!!!: I got spa stuff we can use to relax
Animal_whisperer: ♨(⋆‿⋆)♨
SugarRush: Sure Koda, I would appreciate your help on the baking, thanks!
Animal_whisperer: (∩▂∩)
Appendages: I got plenty of blankets and movies, we can have a movie/snack/spa night/day if that helps
Pinkacid: you’re all good men
SugarRush: We try
Toad_Asui: I love (4) men
Small_Grape: Aw thanks~
Toad_Asui: You were never mentioned, leave
Small_Grape: rude
Light'emUp: okay so I finally caught up with the chat
Urara_and_away: and??? Midoriya said you could explain his pain
Light'emUp: Yeaaaaahhhh, about that…
I’m just gonna keep quiet about this for once
Urara_and_away: Bakugou you can't keep this from us
Beats_for_days: yeah dude, we need to know
The fact that he keeps injuring himself every time he uses his quirk is concerning
Light'emUp: oh that’s what you meant
Yeah, just blame All Might
Urara_and_away: what did you think I meant? And why All Might?
Light'emUp: \_(:/)_/ nothing you need to know Round Face
Urara_and_away: *squints* this isn't over
5:50 pm
Small_Grape: Wait I have a concern
Clear: we don’t care
Didn't Tsuyu tell you to leave?
Small_Grape: okay rude
But in all seriousness it’s a legitimate concern
Print_ya: does it involve women in any form of way
Small_Grape: not in the slightest
Print_ya: proceed
Small_Grape: okay, this may come as a surprise seeing as I'M saying this
But if Midoriya made the group chat…
Does that make him the admin?
IzuQuirk: oh come on I’m not that bad
Urara_and_away: ……
Dashing_Iida: ……
Toad_Asui: ……
Thermostat: ……
IzuQuirk: Seriously guys
Kiri_"TheRock"_shima: ……
Lectrix: ……
Pinkacid: ……
Seroroll: ……
IzuQuirk: Wha- Kacchan your friends are mean!!!
Beats_for_days: ……
Print_ya: ……
Yuga_Shine!!!: ……
Mar-tail: ……
Screech: ……
Clear: ……
IzuQuirk: wow, okay I see how it is
Animal_whisperer : ……
SugarRush : ……
Appendages: ……
Small_Grape : ……
IzuQuirk: well jokes on all of you it has to be completely unanimous for me to relinquish control
Kacchan hasn't given his answer yet
Light’emUp: that’s because I think they’re all over reacting
You're not that bad
Pinkacid: Did… did he just-
Screech: oml
Thermostat: Bakugou are you sick?
Light'emUp: oi, fuck off icyhot!
Did you all forget I actually grew up with this mess?
IzuQuirk: thanks Kac- wait.
Did you just call me a mess?!
Lectrix: oof
Clear: the betrayal
Light'emUp: am I wrong? Cause last I heard you sprained your ankle while walking back from having tea with All Might.
IzuQuirk: well okay then…
IzuQuirk has left the chat
Urara_and_away: look at what you've done! Mido didn't deserve this!
Dashing_Iida: You should respect your fellow students more Bakugou!
We are all here to do our best, putting your fellow students down is strictly unacceptable!!!
Light'emUp: oi, he left, which means he’s no longer admin
You're welcome
Beats_for_days: You do realize that you insulted him while supporting him, right?
Light'emUp: ever heard of sarcasm?
Beats_for_days: Never mind, nicely done
IzuQuirk has rejoined the Crisis Page
IzuQuirk: I AM HERE! – All Might
Lectrix: SHIT ITS ALL MIGHT
Pinkacid: EVERY BITCH FOR THEMSELVES
Kiri_"TheRock"_shima: BRO HE TOLD ON US TO ALL MIGHT
Also, MINA GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE! IF WE DIE YOU'RE DYING WITH US!!!
Pinkacid: SHIT!
Mar-tail: DUDE WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
Yuga_Shine!!!: THIS BETRAYAL IS WORSE THAN BEFORE
Toad_Asui: BAKUGOU YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW
Thermostat: OH NO
Clear: OH NO
IzuQuirk: OH YES – All Might
Dashing_Iida: SIR WE ARE SO SORRY, BUT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND! MIDORIYA WOULD'VE COMPLETED CONTROL ALL USAGE OF THIS ESTABLISHMENT!
Print_ya: ITS TRUE, WE WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO FOCUS OF SCHOOL!
Urara_and_away: PLEASE DON’T PUNISH US!!! WE WERE LOOKING OUT FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF THE CLASS!!!
Animal_whisperer: )))):
Beats_for_days: I JUST CHOKED, HOLY SHIT
Appendages: WE DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING BAD
SugarRush: PLEASE, WE'RE INNOCENT
SEROROLL: BLAME MINETA HE BROUGHT IT UP
Small_Grape: HEY! IM NOT YOUR SCAPEGOAT!!
BUT REALLY, IM SORRY DON’T KILL ME!
Light'emUp: … you are full of shit
Kiri_"TheRock"_shima: :0 DUDE!!
Seroroll: WTAF, DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH!!!
IzuQuirk: Bakugou, that isn’t very nice – All Might
Wait-
shit
Light'emUp: Gotcha!
Toad_Asui: what just happened…?
Light'emUp: Deku fooled you idiots; All Might calls me “Young Bakugou”, not just Bakugou.
I win you fucker!
IzuQuirk: Damn it Kacchan!!!
Can't you let me have any fun?
Light'emUp: nope, suck it up nerd! >:)
Screech: I don't know what's more frightening, the fact that Midoriya was able to make us believe he was All Might or the fact that Bakugou knew and decided to let us die for a bit.
Lectrix: both?
Kiri_"TheRock"_shima: both.
Lectrix: Both is good
1:00 am
Print_ya: wait so if Midoriya left the chat
Then… who’s the new admin????
IzuQuirk: ……
Well damn, I didn’t think of that
Print_ya: ……
IzuQuirk: ……
Oh fuck