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Part 1 of Armageddon and the Associated Entities
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2020-01-13
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2020-10-03
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Being an Account of Various Events that Occur After (and sometimes before) the Apocalypse

Summary:

As written by lucky_spike, kitchen witch and not a prophet at all.

A collection of short, non-chronological fanfictions which depict Aziraphale and Crowley, Adam and the Them, Anathema and Newt and other assorted chorus of characters stumbling through their lives after (and sometimes before) the Nah-pocalypse. Pretty much all humorous, pretty much all silly, pretty much all fun fluff. Including: Aziraphale and Crowley still being bad at relationships with each other! Anathema being the cool aunt! Adam is the only one with any sense! Random demons! Video games! Bebop! People making bets! Dungeons and Dragons babey! Ghosts! Ducks!

Notes:

Please note: I'm bad at html and if you try to read the entire work rather than individual chapters, the links for the footnotes will not work. (Added: I gave up on html around chapter 8 because fuck it I'm old and apparently a Hugo award-winner now so you can't make me do anything)

(See the end of the work for more notes and other works inspired by this one.)

Chapter 1: INDEX/Table of Contents

Summary:

Because it's getting kind of unwieldy, here's a comprehensive table of contents for the short-fics herein!

(Note as of 21/10/2020: OK so the whole thing got way TOO unwieldy - to be honest I never expected to write this much fanfic for this fandom. As of now there will not be any further one-shots added to this master document; they will all be published as free-standing works. The existing document here though will remain intact!)

Chapter Text

Table of Contents

 

 

  1. Index
  2. Crowley and Aziraphale don't really have an anniversary officially. Sort of.
  3. The Them summon a demon. Not the usual one. He comes over later.
  4. Adam and Crowley play Minecraft together. There's bonding.
  5. Adam needs homework help, and Crowley is a nerd.
  6. Aziraphale asks Crowley to watch the shop. He does a terrible job, in quite a nice way.
  7. Aziraphale and Crowley have learned a lot in 6000 years, and Anathema solves a mystery.
  8. Newt wants to start a D&D group. Anathema invites a being of true neutral good, who brings along a being of true chaotic evil.
  9. Crowley loves nextdoor.com
  10. The Them settle an old score for Crowley and Aziraphale, and Crowley takes an eye test.
  11. Immediately post-Ritz, Crowley and Aziraphale have a Discussion
  12. Aziraphale's record collection isn't quite what it used to be pre-Armageddon, but some of this more modern music is a bit fun, isn't it?
  13. Aziraphale is home alone with the plants, and some of them get feisty. Crowley has to remind them of their place.
  14. Crowley and Aziraphale discover a roommate in their South Downs cottage. Also, Crowley is the neighborhood Cat Person.
  15. Aziraphale learns about ducks, and Crowley seeks out the answer to an old question.
  16. Crowley picks a birthday.
  17. Internet trolling gets Crowley (and, by extension, Aziraphale) into trouble with an old, retired Horseperson. Anathema and Newt lend a hand.
  18. Anathema runs into a familiar face in London, shortly after the Nahpocalypse. Crowley changes his mind about something.
  19. Crowley drives for Uber.
  20. Demons can't fly. Crawly knows it. But Crawly can hope.
  21. Adam asks an awkward question, and Anathema is a Close Good Friend.
  22. Crowley loves twitch.tv
  23. Aziraphale presses 'Y' to honk.
  24. Halloween smudges the line between the real and the supernatural, and Crowley and Aziraphale make do.
  25. Anathema needs to know why Crowley hates the 14th century. For reasons.
  26. Why Crowley hates the 14th century, part 2.
  27. Crowley and Aziraphale look at the stars and preen each other. That's it. That's the story.
  28. Unrepentant domestic fluff about breakfast.
  29. Gabriel has a Message to deliver. No one listens.
  30. Aziraphale wants to have a picnic.
  31. Aziraphale and Crowley have a nice day at the beach.
  32. Crowley plays Animal Crossing.
  33. Crowley is still playing Animal Crossing (and so is the author).
  34. Crowley allows Aziraphale to help with his wings. It goes alright. (CW wing trauma, PTSD and anxiety attacks)
  35. Aziraphale and Crowley teach some children some valuable life lessons.