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- And this is why you should help us, the luminous being finished.
Izuna squinted. This was... not what he had expected from death. One second he was dying on his bed, feeling himself leave his body, the other he was floating in what appeared to be space, faced by... something humanoid, who could be a man or a woman, he really didn't know. Said being presented themselves as the Universe (Izuna might have snorted) and told him they needed his help to get Madara and Tobirama to fuck each other.
Okay, they didn't say it exactly like that (there has been an entire speech on the power of love and opposite being attracted to each others and balance and a lot of other things) but that was what Izuna had chosen to understood. The Universe wanted his brother and his rival to fuck.
A smirk spread Izuna's ghostly lips. Oh, he was going to have so much fun !
- So, do you agree ? the Universe asked.
- A way to get back at my rival for killing me, while annoying my brother, and all of that without having to suffer any consequences ? Sign me the fuck up !
This was gonna be glorious !