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"Kusuo! Get down here right now!"
"No."
"I mean it! Get down now before you hurt yourself!"
"No."
"Oh my God!"
I can't take this anymore! I seriously can't! This is ridiculous! How did he even get up there? A child should not be able to scale an entire flagpole! I'm going to lose my job because of this kid! What the hell is he doing?!
"I'm not playing these games! Get down here right now or I'm calling your parents!"
That'll definitely work, right? It has to! A child has no greater fear than upsetting their parents! He can't ignore me now!
"No."
"Oh for FU-"
