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not his type @seaweedbrain
someone stopped me on the street today to ask if i was the kid who had blown up the st louis arch in like 2005 and i honestly had forgotten that was a thing that happened in my life
salem @witchcore
okay but did you???
not his type @seaweedbrain
no it was this old lady who called her demon spawn chihuahua her son
more like aidahoe @idahogremlin
i have,,, questions
sunshine @solaceinthesun
this is a psa: drink water and sleep as much as you can because if you don't you might scare your partner's baby sister like @deathbreath did
nico and the niners @deathbreath
it was ONE time
not his type @seaweedbrain
and yet you'll never live it down
nico and the niners @deathbreath
i hate you so much
not his type @seaweedbrain
no you don't <3
not his type @seaweedbrain
friendly reminder not to purposefully misgender people, we're not wrong or sick and you're just being an asshole, karen
not his type @seaweedbrain
and to the asshole in question who told me and my partners we'd be going to hell: we've already been. didn't agree with us
annabeth @annabeth_c
*my partners and I
not his type @seaweed brain
dyslexia is bad enough, please don't lecture me on grammar
annabeth @annabeth_c
suffer
pipes @piedpiper
gather round people it's exposing leo time. @leo_mcshizzle you're not invited
local pyromaniac @leo_mcshizzle
what did i do???
pipes @piedpiper
nothing, you're just a little bitch and you deserve it
local pyromaniac @leo_mcshizzle
this is panphobia
pipes @piedpiper
suck it up buttercup
pipes @piedpiper
anyway today leo melted our signif's glasses and all @blondesupermx got out of it was a glass-wire sculpture that looks like a shit and no glasses
lieutenant pinecone face @thalia
@wildside @seaweedbrain i thought you should know that i am currently at the hoover dam and it's bringing up memories
not his type @seaweedbrain
we never did get to visit that dam snack bar did we?
grover @wildside
or get some dam fries
lieutenant pinecone face @thalia
or use the dam restroom
not his type @seaweedbrain
good times
annabeth @annabeth_c
you're all morons