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In the middle of the war Renly couldn’t stand the feeling in his lower half any longer.
‘I desperately need to go to the restroom but Kirito, Tiese and Ronye are in danger.’ He mentally panicked.
That is until he came up with a solution.
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Struggling Renly ran back to the tent in record time to find Tiese and Ronye attempting to fend of the goblin. “R-Ronye I think I won’t be able to last much longer, i-it’s too strong.” Tiese exclaimed weakly.
Before Ronye could do something she suddenly noticed someone barging into the tent.
“Tiese, Ronye, Kirito, don’t worry I will protect you!” came a voice out of nowhere.
The goblin being irritated faced its head towards the direction from where the voice came from. Just to get piss all over its body in a flash..
It turns out that Renly couldn’t hold it in anymore and took that to his advantage, he threw off his pants and began urinating, while doing so he threw his Twin Edged Wings at the enemy so the wind would rotate the piss into its direction.
To the FOEs dismay the piss shot directly in its eyes and it accidently let go of its weapon to wipe its eyes in disgust, not noticing that it let its guard down.
“NOW IS OUR CHANCE!” Renly shouted aggressively.
Ronye being too confused on what's happening simply beheaded the goblin. Its head fell off and so the danger was disposed of. Hiding behind the tent curtain, Renly quickly pulled his pants back up and then quickly walked up to the two young females.
“Renly, I’m so relieved! Without your help we wouldn’t have been able to defeat the goblin! But what was that yellow-ish fluid raining down upon it?” inquired Tiese with an innocent tone.
She was certainly unaware of what I did back there...
“And it smelt extremely gross..” Ronye added.
“P-perhaps you will find it out another ti-time.” He nervously laughed. He doesn’t have the courage to tell his crush about his new technique yet..
Ronye just stood awkwardly beside Tiese like the third wheel she is.
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In the back of the tent a black haired swordsman man sitting in a wheelchair barely managed to contain his esperated wheezing, “Eugeo tell me, what was just going through Renly’s head?” he asked under his breath.
The blue rose sword began glowing yellow like as if it wanted to imply something within its color.
He came to the realization that it was his piss.