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12:09 P.M.
the emo boy: wheres paimon
a himbo: I believe I last saw her with Ganyu in her room
she/they: just get your own emotional support cat xiao
he/they: paimon belongs to everyone now lumine
she/they: fuck everyone
she/they: except for you, the children, the adventure trio, sucrose, noelle and ganyu
he/they: and Diluc
she/they: yes and him
workaholic: Xiao-ge :(
workaholic: If you wanted Paimon just ask, don't suddenly steal her!!!
cmon fuck me emo boy: BABE WHY DO YOU LIKE PIAMON SM
cmon fuck me emo boy: SHES THE DEVIL
he/they: die
she/they: die
workaholic: Don't die but that's awfully rude, Paimon's a sweetheart
the emo boy: we're not dating anymore
cmon fuck me emo boy: XIAO??
2:21 P.M
wolf boy: why dain sad?
baby boy: dain's sad? D:
a mean bisexual: no offense razor we all love you
a mean bisexual: but how tf are you even able to know that hes sad?
kazooha: He's called wolf boy for a reason
wolf boy: why. dain sad
world's best mommy: I think it's because a certain someone is hogging our dear beloved Paimon
cmon fuck me emo boy: DEAR?
a mean bisexual: BELOVED?
uwu cat girl: It's your fault for making her hate you
cmon fuck me emo boy: WAHT DID WE EBEN DO?
idol: I have Paimon! I'll bring her straight to Dain!!
world's best mommy: Thank you, Barbara darling :)
1:49 A.M.
baby boy: GUYS
baby boy: HELP
he/they: who are we supposed to kill?
the law student: i'm able to cover that up as an accident
robin: i can help bury the body
robin: i have experience
batman: Now isn't the time to trauma-dump
batman: What happened?
baby boy: Ah, no need for killing!
baby boy: It's not me, it's Razor!
baby boy: He's sad again!
she/they: where are you two??
baby boy: us THREE
baby boy: Fischl's with us!!!
baby boy: We're in my dorm
baby boy: We were supposed to go to Fischl's but that would look bad
cmon fuck me emo boy: I'll bring the music
he/they: we'll bring paimon
world's best thighs: Although I do not condone going to others' rooms in the middle of the night, this can be an exception
world's best thighs: Lisa and I are bringing Dainsleif
maid cafe: Ah, I suppose I'll bring the food and snacks!
maid cafe: Rosaria?
never drunk always drinks: yes im bringing drinks
never drunk always drinks: and no theyre not alcohol
bible study: I'll bring some blankets and pillows!!
ghostbuster: Xingqiu and I will bring some books just in case
a mean bisexual: i'll send some disney movie dvds to xiao, he'll bring them
baby boy: Thank you everyone :D
baby boy: And Miss Jean
baby boy: Can you bring Andrius?
world's best thighs: I see...
world's best thighs: Of course, we'll be there in a minute
ever after high: I am utmost pleased at your co-operation! Please do hurry