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“Dear pesky plumbers, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and Dr. Zoidberg, the Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. I'd like to read these few words of dedication, so bare with me. A-herm, testing... right, here we go. It's Waluigi time. Your majesty... you must die, oh whoops, I mean, it is written, to all who come to this happy place of nonsense, absurdity, and stupidity: Welcome, to Jurassic Park. He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well, he's finally back, to BEEP some tail. This collection of ridiculous stories is your canvas. Here, age relives fond memories of the past, and here youth may savor the challenge and promise of the future. This collection of possible future stories is dedicated to the ideals, the dreams, and the hard facts that have created Fanfiction, with the hope that it will be a source of joy and inspiration to all the world. And what's the deal with airplane peanuts? I mean, look at this guy, he's like- wait, I'm rambling on? Ah whatever, nobody cares Moby. I thought I got a signal. Oh well, you'll still read this. Go ahead, change the tab, you'll be back. Thanks, Obama, doom and despair, yadda yadda yadda, Make American Great Again, with liberty and justice for all. And for the love of everything, go look at Princess Daisy farting in tight jeans, or else you'll go to hell before you die. Please."
- Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus
Toadette's Fart Fetish
Toadette farted a huge amount of thunderous tuba toots, giggling gleefully as she was enjoying the deep pitched brassy poots she was releasing from her fart filled tan jeans that were heavily brown stained, her farting big butt appearing larger from her gassy 'brownie baking' farts poofing up her smelly pooped pants of flatulence, fanning the air as much as she could with her right hand while her left hand just continually rubbed her fart producing fat ass.
"Goodness, -PRRRRRT- peeyew! -BRRRRRRT- Phew-wee! Oh gosh, -PRRRRRRRT- oh golly -BRFT-, oh my gracious me -BRRRRT- I'm really glad that I still wear diapers!" Toadette admitted in a flustered giggle with a blush as she could occasionally tell when she went to the bathroom upon hearing some wet, bubbly poots in her tuba toots. "I got enough chocolate to fill up a canyon! Ha ha!"
"Boy, you said it!" Exclaimed another Toadette farting pants pooping, bassy big butt burps in pink colored tight jeans, giggling as her bassy flatulence caused a large brown stain to appear on her fart filled pooped pants, which poofed up from the brown stain making tooting poots.
The two Toadettes continued producing pooting toots from their farting big butts, with their humanoid bodies being able to belch butt burps so brassy, you think they would emerge out of the deepest pitched tubas. But hey, everyone likes a good amount of Toadette farts.
The Gassy Adventures of Princess Daisy Farting In Tight Jeans
Princess Daisy farted in her brown stained brown tight jeans as she laughed, pooping her pants in front of another Daisy, who farted in orange colored jeans.
"Man, we are really farting up a storm!" The Daisy in brown pants proudly exclaimed above her brassy pants pooping farts. "I'm so happy we ate all those beefy burritos! Whoo!"
"Yeah, but do you have to rip butt right in my face with your smelly fat ass?" The Daisy in orange pants groaned as she fanned the stinky air, being quite hypocritical as she was letting out bassy farts of her own.
A different pair of Daisy farting in jeans were nearby, with both happy as they were trying to out fart each other, with the one wearing the crown being the clear victor as she had a noticeable brown stain on her pants.
Mario Girls Farting
Because clearly no one couldn't get enough of Toadette farting out pants pooping bassy butt burps, we made her fart again, this time with Princess Toadstool and Princess Daisy farting in tight jeans.
Princess Peach Toadstool farted loudly as she pooped her pants, blushing from her brassy butt bomb as she covered her pooped pants with her hands, her big butt farting out more raunchy poots that sounded like a motorcycle revving up its engine. "Uh oh! I think I just shit my pants!"
"Peeyew..." Princess Daisy farted a bassier poot as she was trying to drink, a bit disgusted by Princess Peach farting and crapping herself in the process as the red haired tomboy princess took a massive dump in her orange colored tight jeans as well (of which was a result of a deep pitched wet poot), frantically fanning the air from how bad the farts smelled. "We gotta lay off those burritos, I'm telling you. They go right through us." She then farted out the four notes to the Price Is Right theme, which was also the main part of the Price Is Right losing horn, coincidentally played by tubas as her gas blasts were bassy like the brass instrument.
"Oh..." Toadette's stomach growled in pain as Toadette herself moaned, with the young pink clad mushroom girl letting out a thunderous tuba toot that shook The Room. "I wish I brought my diapers with me..." She farted again while her stomach moaned, creating a brassy cacophony.
The three girls kept on farting brassy deep pitched blasts of gas, with Toadette farting the loudest while Peach pooped her pants the most.
Pokemon's Farting Bianca
Pokemon's Bianca farted a brassy deep pitched tuba poot that shook the entire forest as she blushed while laughing, her stomach growling loudly as she let out more bassy farts, stinking up the woods. "Oops... gosh, I really gotta fart superbad!"
"No kidding." Arceus commented from having some tea within a nearby lake, watching all the Pokemon running away from the flatulent human female Pokemon Trainer with gas filled wide hips.
"Anyone wanna have some of my baked beans with me?" Bianca laughed as she took out a can of half empty beans while continuing to blast out bassy big butt farts. "...they have fiber!"
Princess Daisy's Dumped Pants
Princess Daisy laughed as she farted an endless storm of pants pooping poots, spreading her legs apart as she laughed. "Yeah! You don't see this on animal planet!"
She then heard her butt fart various different pitches, as if it was speaking to her, but the gassy tomboy laughed it off.
"Nah! I love pooping my pants! It beats having to go, you know IN THE BATHROOM!!" Daisy exclaimed, proud to have a brown stain on her orange jeans.
Princess Daisy and Toadette's Fart Contest
"Pew, man! I'm really pooping my pants!" Daisy proudly boasted as she kept churning out bassy, pants pooping farts while bending over, playfully sticking her tongue out.
"Goodness! You're making me laugh way too much, girlfriend!" Toadette giggled, letting out tuba like farts of her own as she had tears of joyful laughter in her eyes, neither of the girls stopping their gas passing wind breakers.
Wii Fart Trainer
The Wii Fit Trainer was ripping huge farts as she laughed, enjoying her gassy emissions as the disgusted yet aroused Zero Suit Samus desperately tried to get the fitness flatulence away from her, to no avail.
Arceus and Gruntilda Play Baseball
"And here comes the pitch." Arceus stated as he and Gruntilda were narrating a baseball match, watching clones of himself and her playing in a baseball field that had both of their heads plastered onto the green smooth grass. "It looks like it's going to be a smooth ball game for the ages, folks!"
"It only seems like that because all the players are just us!" Gruntilda stated as she pushed back her purple scarf, holding her microphone close to her. "Just why are we even doing this when there's no difference between us right here in this booth and our clones down on the field actually playing the damn game?"
Arceus casually shrugged as he shook his head, opening his eyes slowly. "Well, baseball is an elegant sport that takes more strategy than meets the eye, and besides, it's fun to do this announcing while watching ourselves actually play the game."
"Meh, whatever you say llama boy," Gruntilda stated as she grabbed a box of buttery popcorn nearby and began eating it up, shaking her head. "Just let me know when something exciting happens."
A baseball then went back and hit Gruntilda in the forehead, causing the witch to fall back on her chais as Arceus winced, with the baseball players and the audience, who were also all clones of Arceus and Gruntilda, all laughing at this, the Arceus clones having different colors due to wearing different type plates, and the Gruntilda clones being different versions of the green warty witch.
Pikachu Parks Peach's Pie
"Ha ha, she'll never find her pie in here!" Pikachu exclaimed as he stuffed Peach's pie in Donkey Kong's fridge.
"Come on, Cranky! Take it to the fridge!" Donkey Kong exclaimed, with Cranky Kong appearing out of nowhere, picking up the fridge somehow, and taking it with him, causing Pikachu to squint his eyes as he cursed.
"D'oh!" Pikachu exclaimed as he slapped his forehead with his right hand. "Why am I so stupid!?"
Cowboy Lucario
"I'm a cowboy," Lucario remarked bluntly in a deadpanned tone as he was wearing a brown colored cowboy hat.
"What's new, Scooby Doo? Or should I say, Captain Obvious?" Zero Suit Samus remarked in a duller, dry tone of voice while her arms were folded.
Lucario then punched Zamus in the gut, annoyed by her snarky comment. "I said I was a cowboy, you idiot!"
Dry Bowser and Pikachu glanced at each other as they were trying to have a tennis match y'know IN THE BACKGROUND, with the two looking at Lucario as they then turned to each other and shrugged, resuming their game of tennis.
Ness Has Bad Breath
"Gee, why does my mouth smell like Palutena's butt?" Ness commented as he breathed on his left hand, taking a sniff as his face turned green, feeling like he was going to barf. "Ewww! That stinks so bad!"
"Well, brush your teeth and your tongue, you idiot!" Ganondorf commented as he was munching on some candy he stole from a couple of babies.
"Like he'll actually do that." Space Ghost taunted as he was looking for a random ant that bit him.
Luigi And The Lost Lawnmower
"Has anyone seen the lawnmower?" Luigi remarked as he summoned everyone in the mansion's cafeteria.
All the Smashers and non Smashers looked at each other with confusion as a lawnmower ran past them, with Luigi gawking as he pointed at it.
"There it is!" Luigi exclaimed as he chased after the lawnmower.
"Wait, Luigi, I think-" Toadette was about to follow the green capped plumber when Dry Bowser pulled her back, shaking his bony head.
"Don't bother, it's too late, and it's his time to... shine." Dry Bowser remarked, being broken apart by the lawnmower as it came back, with Luigi accidentally stepping on some of Dry Bowser's scattered bones. "Damn it."
"Ha ha! So funny!" Petey Piranha laughed as he was munching on some popcorn, watching the scenes enfold.
A Godly Love For Bones
"I... don't understand." Dry Bowser stuttered as he seemed a bit surprised, blushing despite the fact that he was a skeleton, holding a bunch of beautiful bright dandelions in his crusty bone hands. "Aren't you a God? This wouldn't work out-"
"Please. I can be whatever I be." Arceus explained with a chuckle as she nodded her head. "I can be male, female, or non gendered. After all, what would a God be if they weren't allowed to do anything?"
Dry Bowser was going to speak, but Arceus silence him by kissing the bony reptile, with the two proceeding to roll around at the speed of sound on the holy floor of the Hall Of Origins that was high above the Sinnoh Region.
Chrom's Theme Park Fiasco
"Are you kids ready, for a chrome enhancing adventure in expanding your dong?" Chrom exclaimed as he was munching on a bunch of fishsticks as usual, getting ready to start the rollercoaster.
"I have a bad feeling about this..." Obi-Wan Kenobi stated while being in his sexier prequels look, standing next to Chrom as he was disgusted by the king of Ylisse's intense love for fish fingers.
"Woo! I'm ready to really feel it!" Shulk exclaimed as he was wearing nothing but underwear, being at the front of the coaster car alongside Dry Bowser and Toadette.
"Why did I agree to this...?" Dry Bowser sighed as he shook his skull, his right skeletal hand on his face.
"Because you wanted a chance to have fun, silly!" Toadette exclaimed as she tugged on Dry Bowser's bones.
After munching on the fishstick he finished eating, Chrom pulled the lever, only to stare at it as he realized that it was made of chrome. ObiWan glanced up at the roller coaster cars to see them go up slowly, then suddenly zipping at the speed of sound as almost everyone on it screamed, since one of the cars had a bored Lumineon snoozing on it, with Uncle Grandpa running on the coaster track after the cars. Obiwan noticed that this was due to Chrom pulling the lever back and forth, placing his right hand on his face.
"NOOO...!" Darth Vader screamed as he was in the front car alongside Dry Bowser, Toadette, and Shulk, with him screaming the most as his 'no' scream was going on what seemed like an endless loop.
Chrom kept on moving the chrome made lever in different directions, with Obi-wan desperately trying to use the force to influence Chrom's small brain, with a Glaceon peeing in the background.
"Anyone want a smoothie?" Leni Loud asked as she looked around, frowning as it seemed no one was interested. "Well, okay... I guess I'll go have my own." She then pulled a strawberry smoothie from out of her blond hair, drinking it as she then walked right into a pitfall, screaming her hair off.