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Ahh, the Pink Peers... the newest club at the Smash Brothers residence, who will do anything to make their presence known...
...amidst all the usual chaos, that is.
"First meaning of business!" Princess Peach Toadstool exclaimed as she spun her pink umbrella around. "We do things nice, orderly, and... uh..." She then let out a deep pitched fart as she blushed. "...have things better out than in!"
"Seems pretty good to me!" Amy Rose shouted in agreement as she let out a trombone like fart that lifted the back of her red dress.
"Ooh, I wanna fart, too!" Toadette squealed as she let out a trumpet toot, her cute little poot being the highest pitched of the three farting females.
"Not all of us can fart the way you three can..." Nana admitted as she let out a loud burp instead, covering her mouth with her right hand.
Jigglypuff proceeded to slap the four gassy girls, puffing herself up as she placed her hands on her hips. "I'm ashamed of your four! Can't you think of anything besides gas that ties our strong bond of being pink?"
The Room was filled with awkward silence as Peach farted again, with Nana burping as Toadette hiccuped and Amy sneezed, with all the girls laughing as Jigglypuff proceeded to sing, putting all of them to sleep as she then drew on them. A small pink kitten nearby meowed cutely as Jigglypuff proceeded to chase it around The Room. It was a rather dumb way to start the first meeting of the new club.
Later on, after the girls woke up from their little unplanned nap...
"...are you girls okay with me pooping my pants?" Toadette shouted above her thunderous tuba toots as she was releasing a deep pitched brassy storm of flatulence within the Smash Mansion, being a bit humanoid due to a weird encounter with a pesky perverted Magikoopa.
"Well actually you're wearing shorts, but yeah! Everyone does it sometime!" Princess Peach exclaimed with words of encouragement, having done so herself multiple times.
"It's a right of passage, girl! Besides, you can use it to your advantage!" Amy Rose added as she dusted off her red dress.
"It'll make you appreciate how to control your farting!" Nana stated as she twirled her wooden mallet around.
"...I just want to see a brown stain on your clothes." Jigglypuff calmly admitted as she was eating some donuts she made.
"W-well, when you put it that way..." Toadette sighed in response as she stopped farting, taking time to charge up one more brassy gas blast as she felt her stomach growling. "This will hurt me more than it will you..."
And with that, Toadette farted a fart so huge, it not only gave the mushroom girl a brown stain on her jean shorts that completely replaced the color of her originally tanned jean shorts, it caused the entire mansion to collapse. Good thing Toadette was wearing a diaper, because even when knocked out, she was still stinking up the air with her mushroom methane...
"Hey girls!" Jigglypuff exclaimed as she dashed into the Pink Peers' headquarters, with a picture that would shock the group. "Look what I just found! You'll never believe it!"
Jigglypuff placed the picture on the pink table, with the other four pink clad members of the Pink Peers gasping as they looked at the picture. It was Princess Peach Toadstool and Toadette farting alongside a gassy Princess Daisy, the trio farting a giant amount of stinky flatulence together in flatulent harmony.
"Whoa... you gals were all just farting up a storm together!?" Amy Rose exclaimed as she placed her hands on her hips, annoyed. "...and you didn't invite me!?"
"Well, we were pooping our pants that day..." Princess Peach admitted as she blushed, twirling her fingers together. "We had those fart inducing bean burrito burgers from that gassy blonde from Unova with that weird green hat..."
"My goodness, am I farting up a storm!" Pokemon's Farting Bianca giggled innocently as she fanned the air with her hand while letting out bassy, tuba like farts.
"You think you fart up a storm?" Scoffed a gassy Princess Daisy farting in tight jeans. "I poop my pants on a day to day basis, and that's without trying!"
"Holy crap, Lois," Peter Griffin randomly stated as he was watching the girls fart hurricane like winds of stink, taking notes on how to pass gas. "This is worst than the time I saw that mushroom girl unleash those stink bombs on Quahog!"
And then a cutaway happened, although the only thing to note was Toadette's flatulent presence, since her farting already destroyed the city that was home to Family Guy.
"Worst cutaway gag, ever." The Comic Book Guy stated while practicing his Sean Connery impressions as he was playing Super Mario World on his mobile phone.
"That's not the worst cutaway gag," Lady Palutena farted and stated with a smirk as she popped up, twirling her staff around as canned laughter played in the background. "This is!"
"What's the context?" Amy, Nana, Toadette, and Jigglypuff all simultaneously asked in unison for redundancy.
"Yeah... I don't remember this that well..." Peach admitted as she touched her fingertips together innocently.
"Who do you think is the one doing the farting?" Palutena stated in a rhetoracle sense as she let out a loud tuba like fart, casually strolling out of The Room.
"That made no sense whatsoever." Amy and Jigglypuff commented.
"...right. Anyway, one time I accidentally drank a weird blue potion that made me appear like a human," Toadette admitted as she held her hands together, blushing. "That didn't go well in my tummy, so..."
"...so you farted and crapped yourselves in pants as a means of letting it go with you red haired girlfriend?" Nana finished as she rolled her wooden mallet around. "You know, if you wanted a fart contest, you could have just asked us."
Jigglypuff and Amy murmured in agreement as they all left with Nana. Peach and Toadette sighed in unison as they both looked at the picture of each other, wondering if it was a good idea to not invite the other girls to shit their pants, even though Amy and Jigglypuff didn't wear pants.
Thus, another day in the life of these five pink colored, pink clad pinkies...
"Oh leave me be!" Princess Peach Toadstool retorted as she glared at the pink puffball, Jigglypuff. "Just because I fart all the time and break wind the best of the group, doesn't mean that I'm the sole culprit!"
The two pink girls were in the comfy Nintendogs Living Room stage used for fighting, with Jigglypuff once again cracking down on Princess Peach's fart fetish.
"Admit it, Peach." Jigglypuff stated as she glanced at the blonde human princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. "You farted. No one else has peachy smell but you."
"N-no!" Peach remarked as she farted a brassy tuba toot, covering her blushing face with her right arm. "...Yes."
The brown dog in the distance heard the commotion, wondering what the hell was going on.
Meanwhile, in another part of the enormous mansion...
"Let's go collect some Smash coins!" Amy Rose declared.
"Cool!" Toadette squealed. "We're like Banjo-Kazooie, except I'm not a bird and poop out eggs!"
Nana laughed as she pulled out some vegetables from inside her pink parka. "You girls need some ammo? Because I got all the food you're gonna need!"
The three pink girls laughed as Birdo stood there, shaking her head and sighing.
"I don't know what's wrong with these three idiots..." Birdo muttered to herself as she was trying to do some cleaning. "Then again, this entire mansion is full of stupidity... why do I come here again?"
"Because admit it, Birdo. You love us!" Toadette exclaimed as she hugged Birdo, with Amy and Nana both cooing as they held their hands together.
Birdo tried to pull Toadette away, but froze as Dry Bowser took a picture of the girls, holding a smartphone in his skeletal hands.
"This one is for the photo book." Dry Bowser chuckled as he began leaving, only to be tackled by Birdo, who began beating him up.
Toadette, Amy, and Nana all exchanged shocked looks as they didn't know what to do, wondering if they should split Birdo and Dry Bowser apart from each other. Toadette's stomach growled, prompting them to leave the scene and get some burgers and fries from the cafeteria, to go along with Nana's various vegetables.
"So... what do you gals wanna do now?" Toadette asked as she was licking a strawberry flavored Popsicle.
Jigglypuff flipped through her song book as she glanced at the other four pink girls. "...wanna do some singing?"
"Singing? I'm up for some singing!" Peach exclaimed as she clasped her hands together, her eyes sparkling brightly.
"Sure, I'll sing." Amy added as she then pulled out her giant, red and yellow colored mallet, the Piko Piko Hammer. "But if I start getting drowsy, I'm hurting the puffball."
"I'm right there with ya, sister." Nana agreed as she showed off her own wooden mallet, the two hammer wielding girls glancing at Jigglypuff, who gulped as she began sweating nervously, with Peach pinching her nose in disgust from the smell of Jigglypuff's sweat, Toadette feeling bad in response.
"What, I don't get to cameo?" Complained Princess Daisy, who wanted to be acknowledged due to her being a memetic loser like her boyfriend.
"Hey, it could be worse," Arceus chuckled as he appeared above Daisy, making the tomboy orange haired princess poop her dress. "You could barely make an appearance except every now and then."
"You mean like this?" Space Ghost stated as he teleported in, simply because he wanted to be in more fanfiction.
"Good Morning!" Uncle Grandpa greeted as he accidentally flattened the three aforementioned characters and the Pink Peers in one go, bumping his RV into a foundation of the Smash Mansion, causing it to collapse. Oh, that silly Uncle Grandpa.
Dry Bowser was practicing his tennis skills with Silver The Hedgehog just outside the Smash Mansion as the Pink Peers came in, holding a bunch of pink tennis rackets in their hands.
"Should I... ask what's the context of this?" Dry Bowser stated as he squinted his eyes.
"We just want to play some tennis!" Peach stated as she revealed her short mini skirt.
"Yeah, and we figured since there's five of us, we should try to see if we could do a five on one, or in this case two!" Amy added as she clapped her hands together.
Silver placed his left hand on his forehead. "this is a bad idea... I can already tell..."
"Oh come on! Let's just try it out!" Toadette exclaimed as she was bouncing with excitement.
"Tennis first, complaints later!" Nana and Jigglypuff shouted as they were singing and dancing in unison, enough to make the other girls join them.
Looking at each other and shrugging, Dry Bowser and Silver reluctantly agreed with this, with the Pink Peers getting on the other side of the grassy tennis court as the two male tennis players were better at tennis than the girls were, in spite of having a master of tennis on their side, that being the unlucky Peach who found herself hit by more tennis balls than the other due to her tall stature.