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ayyy nudes
(dick pic)
this is not your dick jimmy i've seen it yours is much tinier
also you could have tried a little harder like could you at least google image a brown dick mate
or send me an actual pic of yours what did you think i would do with it ffs
not jimmy mate but thks
not james?
not james either
who are u?
mate you send dick pics to total strangers wth kind of trash boy are u
i thought you were a dude from last night so
right sorry not dude from last night just a random stranger with ur dick pic
use it wisely
it is yours then?
yes.
nice.
thks.
your profile's pic you?
yes.
nice.
thks.
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ayyy trash boy
ayyy pretty boy
gosh now i feel silly.
what?
you're all compliments and i'm all sarcasm
sarcasm's coming right up dontcha worry your pretty little head
sarcasm's the only thing that's coming?
and I'M the trash boy srsly
hah. what you up to?
oscar wilde essay
3am oscar wilde essay?
i don't wanna talk about it. you?
getting James's arse home
very concerned with James's bits are you
don't think his wife would be too pleased if I don't get all his bits home
good boy
aren't i just
keep me busy would you?
with what?
like u have to ask
the title of trash boy officially goes to you
fine you can be known as nice dick dude
i'm fine w/ that
so how many dick pics do you keep in your camera roll
is this an intervention
thinly veiled attempt at getting more
(dick pic)
nice. thanks.
np
how long til you get James's arse home?
half an hour more. party was on other side of fucking london i don't even know why we agreed to this
ours are much better and we don't have all the going home bit to deal with
no cleaning up though
good point
it would be fine rlly but james got way pissed and now it’s just making sure he doesn’t get comatose on me
and/or vomit on me
i'm pretty sure i'd rather he blacked out
i think you'd find it more pleasant yes
hows oscar?
dead. like how i'm feeling.
poor babe. how much longer have you got with him?
'til class probably. i might as well now
well i'm here for help and support
in exchange for dick pics?
it's like you read my mind
i don't see much reciprocity going on in that area
i'm very virtuous
somehow i'm not very convinced
can't win them all
no but really?
yeah i'm genuinely third date kiss kind of guy
meet your parents and bring them flowers and sweet talk them into thinking i'm a bright and charming young man (which i am)
and then i get dick pics?
and then you might get dick pics.
you don't sound high maintenance at all
high maintenance and proud
oh mate peter says he’s sleepy i have to drive
ttyl
ttyl