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![Graphical user interface, text, application, chat or text message From Eddie to Buck: Didn't I tell you not to let the kids watch the ALIEN movie? From Buck to Eddie: We didn't? From Eddie to Buck: You sure about that? From Buck to Eddie: Yes. From Eddie to Buck: Picture [ Elf on the Shelf Doll, tapped to the wall. Face covered with Alien toy, in front of Elf on the Shelf a pretend egg burst open.] Explain this. From Buck to Eddie: ...](https://64.media.tumblr.com/6d2bb18a1ce662ad83ff19f980886850/83979373456dd251-74/s500x750/4b7c3e86979a92d49a6ca3a32105a0809a0605bb.jpg)
Eddie sits in front of his kids who don’t look remorseful at all. “Let me see if I have this straight.” He glances between the two, and he’s not falling for those false innocent eyes. “You waited till he passed out, took his laptop without his permission, and watched it anyway?!” Eddie knew his kids were sneaky as hell but this, this was diabolical. “How did you get Buck’s pass code?” He knew that Buck locks everything down for a reason. Eddie looks to his oldest with suspicion but it’s his youngest that crack’s first.
“Jessie used the mirror in the hallway…”
“You what?!”
“Traitor.” Jessie hisses at her little brother, Christopher just shrugs his shoulders.
Eddie hangs his head in disbelief.
He’s raising an evil genius.