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Today was the day when Mr. Cappozzi brought his Racoon that lives in his walls. I immediately named it Jesus.
Jesus the Racoon and he was a bodybuilder.
Rozalynd got immediately upset and wonder why he was a bodybuilder and his name was Jesus. However class was still happening but today we could be outside for class with Jesus! Jesus crawled up on my back to my shoulders and sat there. Rosalind kept glaring at Jesus, calling him names, and generally grumbling about him.
When we finally reached a spot outside where we could have class it was already time for the break between classes so we could play around for a few minutes. Jesus the Racoon jumped off my back and crawled to Rozalynd. He go on both of his back feet and stood tall. Not as tall as Rozalynd of course, He was maybe as tall as her waist. Which was tall for a Racoon but not impossible. He brought both of his small hands to his chest and balled them. He right-handed Rozalynds chest and stepped back a little bit, With his hands stilled close to his chest balled tightly. She stumbled back landing on her ass, it wasn't that hard of a hit but she was still winded. Jesus walked toward her again and started to straddle her chest. His hands grabbed her hair and started to slam her head down on the concrete. He made sure to hit her hard but not hard enough that she would pass out. It was a fucking magical scene to watch, a raccoon beating the shit out of a teenager. He got off her chest but still held her hair tightly, he made sure to stand behind her head exactly. Jesus started to drag her to the curb, flip her over on her stomach and pry her mouth open. He now put both his feet on her head and started jumping-- Hard. All you could hear outside was the sound of teeth shattering. ----------------- oh and Jasper fucked my mom. :'(