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The two cookies stand together; as one another contributes to the conversation they were holding.
"I must... leave now dear... friend...thank you for talking with me." Sugar Glass Cookie thanked Amber Sugar Cookie. "No problem! No problem.." Amber Sugar Cookies' words trailed off as he shook his head. The two cookies stared at each other in silence, waiting for the other to do something. Finally, Sugar Glass Cookie waved and turned around in the opposite direction. Amber Sugar Cookie weakly smiled, returning to his bee hive. Meanwhile, a very anxious and miffed cookie runs around in search of a non-existent runaway criminal.
"This is OUTRAGEOUS! Can you believe this, Cream Wolf?!" the Cream Wolves barked with agreement. Crunchy Chip Cookie flopped onto the floor. "This is so... NO! A Cacaonian warrior must never give up! Just... a little bit longer!" Crunchy Chip Cookie got on his knees, and his Cream Wolves walked up to him, nudging him with their noses. "No! I am fine, a Caconian warrior shall never depend on others! We are warriors of independence!" Crunchy Chip Cookie shooed his wolves off, "Go ahead of me, I'll be behind you." the Cream wolves nodded and ran up ahead. Crunchy Chip Cookie sighed as he looked around the vast forest. The Caconian warrior had been assigned the job of finding a runaway criminal, everyone had told the warrior that the criminal had escaped into the forest, hence why he was here. The walk was long, and he found himself regretting his decision to accept the challenge and find this criminal.
Crunchy Chip Cookie jumped when he heard his wolves howl and bark. The Cream Wolves had found something, Crunchy Chip Cookie better find out what. Crunchy Chip Cookie attacked trees and branches that hit him in the face as he tried to find where his wolves had gone. He listened to their howls to try and follow their voices. Finally, he found his wolves, and along with his wolves, he found a strange yellow cacoon. "Cream Wolves stay back and stay vigilant! This could be an attempt to annihilate cookie existence!" Crunchy Chip Cookie yelled in frustration when he realized his wolves weren't listening to him. Crunchy Chip Cookie cautiously walked up to his Cream Wolves to see what was keeping them so attached to the bizarrely shaped yellow object. He watched a peculiar liquid pour from the cacoon, he also watched his animal friends practically inhale the strange liquid.
Crunchy Chip Cookie shook his head, animals of the Caconian kingdom were supposed to stay attentive, not distracted! "Cream Wolves, stand back! You don't know what you're doing! This strange... liquid... could be poisonous... or worse! A trap from the fugitive!" Crunchy Chip Cookie scolded. The Cream Wolves whined but retreated, leaving only Crunchy Chip Cookie in the front. Crunchy Chip Cookie walked towards the orange goo, carefully and slowly stretching his finger out to touch the liquid. The weird orange goo nonchalantly wrapped around his finger, it felt extremely thick. Crunchy Chip Cookie popped his finger into his mouth, forgetting his alertness and slow movements. It tasted... delicious! The wolf warrior had never tried the liquid before, and he now understood why his wolves were so attached to the goo. Maybe he could bring some of this disturbingly delicious goop back to the Caconian kingdom. Crunchy Chip Cookie felt himself reach out to taste more... NO! A Caconian warrior must not fall unto temptation and shall stay alert at all times, as captain it was his duty to enforce these rules, for him to not follow them when he required his soldiers to follow the rules was unfair! "Maybe just this once... " Crunchy Chip Cookie whispered. The wolf warrior looked around to see if any Cookie was watching before he cupped his hands and watched the bizarre goop drizzle from the yellow encasing. The captain hungrily gobbled up what was in his hands.
Watching keenly, Amber Sugar Cookie watched the stranger Cookie eat the honey from his hive, gingerly grasping a tree to make sure he doesn't fall and alert the intruder. He waited for the right moment to strike. After a few seconds of waiting, Amber Sugar Cookie took the stranger Cookie by surprise by running up to them and pinning them to the ground. The stranger's companions growled and howled.
"What is the meaning of this?! Do you know who I am?! I am the captain of the Caconian warriors!" Amber Sugar Cookie scoffed, they had never heard of the 'Caconian Warriors'. "Never heard of it! Not real!" Amber Sugar Cookie replied. "Now, what do you think you're doing... intruder?!"
Crunchy Chip Cookie gasped in astonishment and fury. "HOW DARE YOU... ! The Caconian kingdom diligently trains its soldiers, the fact you aren't willing to acknowledge that is pure ignorance!!" the wolves that accompanied the stranger growled. "Keep your furry friends away from me, or else they will have to send the Caconian kingdom to save you, Captain!" Crunchy Chip Cookie scowled at the remark. "Hmpf! My wolves are very capable of saving me! I suggest YOU get away from me! Before you get hurt!" "I am not afraid of a self-proclaimed warrior that can't resist honey!" "Honey? What is honey? I have never tried it in my life! And I am NOT a self-proclaimed warrior... ! I actually was awarded this job by King Cacao himself! Wait... I get it now! You're that fugitive that escaped the prison!" Amber Sugar Cookie raised an eyebrow. If they didn't know what honey was, why were they eating it? Or were they trying to destroy Amber Sugar Cookie's home?! And what was all of this about criminals and fugitives? "Aah Hah! So you were trying to destroy my home, intruder?! And take my honey with you?!" "What is honey?! Is it the weird orange stuff?! Let me go, NOW, you criminal! I'll get my Cream Wolves on you!" Crunchy Chip Cookie shouted and the Cream wolves snarled fiercely.
"Hah! Like you can lay a paw on me, intruder! I'll have you and your hounds' heads if you dare!" Amber Sugar Cookie threatened. "Fine! You asked for it!" Crunchy Chip Cookie let out a loud howl, and the cream wolves rushed forward.
The two cookies and cream wolves tussled, hitting each other with anything that came into their reach. They fought until the air in their lungs gave out. Now, the two cookies lay on the muddy forest ground, grimy and foul-smelling. They gasped for air as they flopped onto the ground.
"Hmpf, you were a good opponent... I shouldn't have underestimated you..." Crunchy Chip Cookie sighed. Amber Sugar Cookie snickered, "Don't expect me to let my guard down with your silly compliments! I know you're here to destroy my home, intruder!" Crunchy Chip Cookie shook their head. "I'm no intruder! I'm the captain of the Caconian warriors! You're just a fugitive running away from your prison!" Amber Sugar Cookie cackled. "Prison?! My home is the woodlands, not prison!" Crunchy Chip Cookie looked Amber Sugar Cookie up and down. He realized, the cookie looked nothing like a prisoner. Other than their orange-colored clothes and hair, only a fool would assume this random cookie he had met was a prisoner. "Fine... you may not be a prisoner, but I'm not just a random intruder wanting to wreck your home! Caconian warriors may be brutal, but they aren't corrupt!"
Amber Sugar Cookie shrugged. "I don't normally trust strangers... but just this once... I'll believe you. Don't you dare try to steal from me again, though!" Crunchy Chip Cookie scoffed; looking back at his now resting Cream Wolves.
It was said, the Caconian Wolf captain was later fired from his bounty hunter job, due to several complaints from citizens that they had been attacked by a 'self-proclaimed' warrior and his animal companions. Rumor has it, that the captain now works with a therapist, and specializes in Animal Behavior, he strives to become a trainer for wolves and other animals of the dog species. It was also said, the runaway criminal he was looking for, had been captured weeks prior to his search...