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'' Dear Voldemort.
I am done with fighting. I do not wish to fight anymore and I would like us to chat over coffee.
I hope we can come to an agreement.
Love,
Harry potter''
Voldemort read the letter again and again to make sure he read it correctly. It sounded like harry potter wanted to be his friend. But nobody ever wanted to be his friend.
He was a sad and lonely guy :(
He immediately grabbed a parchment and quill and wrote his reply.
'' Dear harry potter.
I would love to chat over coffee with you. I am very lonely these days and in dire need of a friend. I will meet you at crack coffee shop in diagon ally in about 10 minutes.
Love,
The dark lord''.
Harry received the letter and went to get Draco, his boyfriend, to go meet up with Voldemort.
When they walked into crack cafe they saw the dark lord waiting for them at a table.
'' Hello there Voldemort'' Harry said smiling.
'' Hello there Harry. Long time no see eh? How have you been? Hogwarts been treating you well?'' Voldemort asked while sipping from his wild berry tea.
'' Hogwarts has been great. I even got this cutie to start dating me'' Harry said sitting next to Draco and winking at him.
Draco blushed and looked away.
'' What was it you wanted to speak to me about my dear boy?'' Voldemort asked.
'' Well you see voldy. I want to kind of avoid getting into a war and I thought maybe we can do that if we talked. I know about the whole prophecy shit and all and how I am ' supposed to kill you' and all but I thought that maybe we can try to get along. I dont kill you and you wont kill me. Does that sound good to you?'' Harry asked now sipping his cinnamon tea that just arrived.
'' Sounds like a plan. The whole ' I want to kill harry potter' thing was getting old and I think I should retire'' Voldemort said smiling.
'' Great. Also my dear Draco wanted to ask something from you'' Harry said.
'' Would you by any chance be able to get rid of the dark mark off my arm? dont get me wrong but I just dont really want a tattoo'' Draco asked.
'' Yeah sure'' Voldemort said and pointed his wand at Draco's forearm. He tapped it and the mark left his body.
'' Thank you''
''No problem''
They chatted and chatted until the sun went down and the left to go back to Hogwarts.
When they got back Harry told the whole school what happened and they were all shocked but celebrated.
Over time Harry, Draco and Voldemort became great friends. Voldemort was invited to every party and event.
When Draco proposed to Harry at Their graduation Voldemort gifted them both hello kitty backpacks.
When Draco and Harry got married Voldemort was there cheering for them when they exchanged vows.
Voldemort was there when Harry gave birth to their son James Sirius potter. Squeezing his hand as Harry pushed.
Voldemort became the fun uncle to Draco and Harry's kids. He would sneak them candy when their parents weren't looking.
Voldemort even did Harry the favor of killing the Dursleys.
The end.