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THURSDAY, SEP. 15th
(14.16): Hey it’s Arthur 😊
(14.17): Who?
(14.17): we met Saturday in Camelot?
(14.20): Hate to break it to you, mate, but she gave you a fake number
(14.20): Well, not fake. Mine.
(14.21): Also, way to leave a girl hanging for days
(14.28): Crap. Sorry
(14.28): Can’t really say I left her hanging when she gave me a fake number though
(14.31): You didn’t know that at the time. Next time don’t be a prat. Text them within a day
(14.32): I don’t see how it’s any of your business
(14.32): mate
(14.32): Might be. What was her name?
(14.45): why?
(14.47): I’m very protective of my friends
(14.47): Also, if one of my friends is giving out my number to himbos, I wanna know
(14.48): so I can ask her to stop
(15.28): Himbo??!
(15.28): Rude
(15.31): Nothing wrong with being a himbo
(15.31): have you watched The Good Place?
(15.32): Jason is the epitome of himbo, and I doubt many people would say no to him
(15.32): I certainly wouldn’t
(15.44): good to know I guess
(15.47): so, have you?
(15.56): have I what?
(15.58): Watched The Good Place?
(16.02): why do you want to know?
(16.02): who even are you?
(16.09): Merlin
(16.12): are you serious right now?
(16.12): your name’s Merlin?
(16.13): You’re joking, right?
(16.14): I am not
(16.16): wow. Now who’s being rude?
(16.24): right, yeah. Sorry. My bad.
(16.47): I haven’t seen the good place. Is it on Netflix?
(16.59): right. Ok then.
(16.59): She said her name was Nim, btw. Have a good one
(19.42): I don’t know any Nim’s
(19.44): wait fuck maybe I do
(19.44): You may have had a lucky escape
(19.52): well that’s good to know
(19.53): congrats on being alive btw
(19.53): thought you’d ghosted me there.
(19.58): considered it. You sound like a right prat
(20.01): and you seem completely charming
(20.03): Sarcasm doesn’t read well in text, you dollophead
(20.04): not sure I got that lucky escape you mentioned after all.
(20.04): are you always this rude to strangers?
(20.07): Only when they take the piss out of my name and haven’t seen The Good Place
(20.16): watching it now
(20.18): because I haven’t got anything else to do
(20.19): not because you called me a dollophead
(20.19): wtf is a dollophead anyway?
(20.20): GET OFF YOUR PHONE AND WATCH THE DAMN TV
(20.20): Tell me what you think after the first episode
(20.20): If you like it, I’ll consider being your friend
(20.21): who said I want to be your friend, Merlin?
(20.21): PHONE DOWN!
FRIDAY, SEP. 16th
(01.07): I hate you
(01.07): I have to be up for work in 6 hours but I can’t sleep because holy shit, that ending!
(01.12): HOLY MOTHER FORKBALLS!
(01.12): You binged the entire season???
(01.12): Rude of you not to text me earlier.
(01.14): I was busy being hooked
(01.15): Why on earth are you still awake, Merlin?
(01.16): It’s still early!
(01.18): What are you, eighteen?
(01.19): Why? How old are you?
(01.20): 26
(01.22): you know I could be a psycho, right?
(01.23): I’m not telling you where I live.
(01.24): I know you must be local to Camelot
(01.25): Not necessarily. I could have been visiting friends.
(01.26): True. Still, you’re very trusting towards strangers
(01.32): regretting that now
(01.34): Nobody could ever regret me in their life ;)
(01.37): Please stop
(01.38): yeah, alright. Go to bed, Arthur.
(01.39): was nice meeting you. I hope next time you chat a girl up in Camelot she gives you her real number
(01.39): I’m 24 fyi. And I still maintain that it’s early.
(01.39): You’re just old.
(01.44): Goodnight Merlin
WEDNESDAY, SEP. 28th
(10.37): Might be weird to text you again but I wanted to let you know I finished the good place
(10.43): Did you love it???!
(10.44): I did thanks
(10.46): AGDGSFVBHD!
(10.46): SORRY FOR THE KEYBOARD SMASH BUT I’M PLEASED
(10.47): I can tell
(10.47): you’re a bit of an idiot, aren’t you, Merlin?
(10.47): Rude!
(10.48): No more tv recs for you.
(10.55): Now that’s hardly fair. You insulted me plenty last time we spoke
(10.56): true
(10.56): Okay, I’ll give you one. Currently watching Hannibal. I love
(10.56): Mads Mikkelsen can eat me any day
(11.00): you made me spit out my coffee
(11.00): In a meeting.
(11.02): why are you texting in a meeting?
(11.05): it’s a very boring meeting
(11.06): won’t you get in trouble with the boss?
(11.09): I am the boss.
(11.12): okay, so you couldn’t hear it, but I just did an impressed whistle.
(11.14): I am fairly impressive
(11.15): So go on then. Hannibal? That’s the silence of the lambs, right?
(11.16): Yeah. You’ve seen that at least, right?
(11.20): when I was 12
(11.20): 12?!
(11.21): I watched it with my father
(11.21): He allowed that?!
(11.24): It’s no big deal.
(11.25): Hannibal Lecter seems like a big leap from The Good Place
(11.26): just trust me
(11.26): the pining stares!
(11.26): the eyeball fucking
(11.28): …it’s a romance?
(11.29): damn straight it is
(11.29): watch it
(11.29): Are you watching it?
(11.33): I’m in a meeting.
(11.34): oh fuck, yeah. Should I stop texting you?
(11.37): nah, it’s fine.
(11.37): just about to wrap up
(11.38): why aren’t you at work?
(11.42): I am. I work at a bookstore. It’s quiet.
(12.06): that actually sounds nice
(12.08): my job is never quiet
(12.10): wow. I kinda expected you to make a snarky comment about me working retail.
(12.13): You have a very low opinion of me, Merlin.
(12.16): Well, you did wait almost a week to text a girl back
(12.17): There’s playing it cool, and then there’s being a dick.
(12.18): you seem particularly offended on Nim’s behalf.
(12.19): wait. Are you Nim? Tell the truth
(12.26): I most definitely am not
(12.26): wait, do you really think I’m catfishing you?
(12.38): honestly? Nah, you seem too stupid for that.
(12.44): cheers
(12.44): Clotpole.
(12.47): Clotpole? Merlin. Honestly.
(12.48): Where do you even get your insults from?
(12.48): were you dropped on your head as a baby?
(12.49): you have the maturity of a child.
(17.12): Are you sulking?
SUNDAY, OCT. 2nd
(11.14): Do you know anywhere that does good ice cream?
(11.38): Why would I?
(11.39): Just asking
(11.39): I found a place, anyway
(15.37): …where?
(19.12): Avalon’s Patisserie 😊
(19.36): Thanks
THURSDAY, OCT. 6th
(22.19): What do you think sharks do when they get stuff caught in their teeth?
(22.42): Leave me alone
(22.45): but like, do they have shark dentists?
(22.45): shark toothbrushes?
(22.49): I’m going to block you
(22.50): fair
SATURDAY, OCT. 8th
(12.32): Just checking if I’m blocked
(13.51): You read my message!
(13.51): You’re just ghosting me instead 👍🏻
TUESDAY, OCT. 11th
(16.58): Why do you keep texting me?
(16.59): I haven’t text you since Saturday!
(17.00): I know that, dumbass. But why did you text me then?
(17.02): I dunno. I guess I kinda like that I have this random person I can bother who doesn’t know me irl
(17.02): It’s fun
(17.02): But I’ll leave you alone if you want
(19.43): No, it’s ok
(19.43): It’s nice to remind myself the world is full of idiots sometimes
(19.58): You’re such a pompous, rude, arsehole
(19.59): 👍
FRIDAY, OCT. 14th
(20.41): Are you still sulking?
(22.14): I’ll take that as a yes
TUESDAY, OCT. 18th
(18.21): Are you dressing up for Halloween?
(19.32): Absolutely not
(19.32): Also, you stopped sulking? Congrats!
(19.43): prat
MONDAY, OCT. 31st
(20.52): HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
(20.55): May your spookies be spooktacular
(22.12): are you drunk?
(22.12): ‘May your spookies be spooktacular’
(22.13): You’re not doing a very good job of convincing me you’re not an idiot
(23.09): oh fuck off, scrooge
(23.14): wrong holiday, Merlin
(23.17): I take it all back
(23.18): may your spookies most definitely not be spooktacular
FRIDAY, NOV. 11th
(23.06): So, you weren’t kidding about the eyeball fucking in Hannibal
(23.07): I never kid
(23.07): Also, hi! I assumed I’d scared you off, my stalker friend
(23.20): I’m hardly stalking you, Merlin
(23.22): you’re a stranger, yet you keep texting me
(23.22): also you use my name a lot
(23.22): like I don’t even think my bestie says my name as much as you do
(23.24): I can stop if you want.
(23.24): also, your name is ridiculous. Of course I use it, Merlin.
(23.25): my name is plenty good!
(23.25): it’s a strong, masculine name
(23.27): you keep telling yourself that.
(23.27): if that’s what you need to sleep at night
(23.30): you’re still an arse, I see.
SATURDAY, NOV. 19th
(11.12): Do the arseholes always congregate at Camelot, or??
(11.17): bit early, isn’t it, Merlin?
(11.20): Not now. Last night
(11.22): you were at Camelot last night?
(11.22): Yeah why?
(11.23): what time?
(11.27): Met my mate Gwaine for happy hour, so like 5?
(11.27): Why? Were you there?
(11.30): Much later
(11.31): why does it not surprise me that you went to happy hour?
(11.31): so tell me about this arsehole
(11.36): not much to say. He bumped into me as I was leaving. Was a right cock.
(11.37): Must have been a night for it. I had a run in with a drunk there too.
(11.40): Maybe it was the same guy?
(11.42): maybe
(11.46): weird that we live so close and have never met
(11.49): it’s not weird at all
(11.51): why? You actually want to meet?
(11.55): nah, you seem like you’d be a royal pain in my arse
(11.56): believe me, Merlin, the feelings mutual
(11.59): so why are you still texting me, anyway?
(12.04): you text me first
(12.07): I did, didn’t I?
(12.08): Did you want me to stop?
(12.10): my best friend says I’m too friendly for my own good. She calls me a social butterfly
(12.17): because you’re flamboyant and flutter from people to people being sociable?
(12.20): I’m not that flamboyant
(12.29): for Halloween you wished for my ‘spookies to be spooktacular’
(12.32): And? Everyone knows spooky season is the best season
(12.35): Let me guess. You dressed up.
(12.35): of course!!
(12.36): I was a wizard!
(12.38): a wizard.
(12.38): OI! Nothing wrong with wizards
(12.39): did you dress up?
(12.39): Wait you already said you wouldn’t
(12.39): because you’re boring
(12.41): I did, actually
(12.46): You did???
(12.46): As what?
(12.47): a knight
(12.47): somehow I’m not surprised
(12.48): How dare you lie to me, btw! I doubt you just happened to have a knight costume lying about
(12.50): I do, actually.
(12.52): Oh god. I don’t need to know about your kinks!
(12.55): This is why I don’t have many straight friends.
(13.07): There you are being rude again, Merlin
(13.07): I get the impression it’s the only thing you’re good at
(13.08): you’re such a hypocrite
TUESDAY, DEC. 6TH
(14.12): Does your bookshop stock rare books by chance?
(21.13): My father’s friend sorted me out
(21.14): cheers for the help, Merlin
WEDNESDAY, DEC. 7th
(09.12): You know we’re not friends, right?
(09.12): I don’t owe you anything
(11.08): was that storm brewing all night?
(11.29): …maybe
(11.37): want me to delete your number?
(11.38): honestly, even I’m surprised I haven’t already
(11.44): what am I saved under?
(11.47): Merlin
(11.47): Why? What am I saved under??
(11.57): Arthur
(11.58): liar
(11.58): Tell the truth Merlin
(12.00): Clotpole
THURSDAY, DEC. 8th
(18.21): Did you delete me?
(18.40): What’s the point when you’re just going to text me again?
(18.48): you could block me
(18.52): Now there’s an idea…
(18.57): wait are you actually going to??
(18.57): I don’t deserve to be blocked!
(19.16): Hello?
(22.31): Clotpole
FRIDAY, DEC. 9th
(23.02): Truce?
SATURDAY, DEC. 10th
(03.26): truce
SUNDAY, DEC. 11th
(10.17): What’s your opinion on cats?
(10.50): Why?
(10.53): I was thinking about getting one
(10.54): Why does my opinion matter?
(10.56): I’m just asking people in general
(10.56): You seem more like a dog person
(10.56): I love dogs!
(10.56): But I don’t really love having to go out on long walks 3 times a day
(10.58): Alright, lazy
(10.58): Maybe owning a dog would get you away from your phone screen and TV
(10.58): Do you some good
(10.59): But then I wouldn’t be available to annoy you at all hours of the day
(11.01): However would I cope?
(14.08): Made a decision on the cat?
(14.11): I think I might have a judgy arsehole in my life already, so maybe I shouldn’t?
(14.13): That sucks
(14.17): Wait
(14.17): Do you mean me??
(14.24): Merlin!!
THURSDAY, DEC. 15th
(10.12): What do you buy a woman in her early 20s for Christmas?
(10.15): I can’t help you shop for your girlfriend! It has to be personal
(10.17): I don’t have a girlfriend
(10.17): It’s for my secretary
(10.18): She’s my secret santa
(10.20): what’s she like?
(10.21): cute
(10.21): helpful 😅
(10.22): married
(10.23): oddly enough, also not helpful
(10.25): Also I can’t be friends with someone who hits on their married secretary
(10.26): I’m not that big of a douchebag, Merlin
(10.26): We did go on a date once, but that was before she met her husband
(10.27): If you went on a date then you must know something about her!
(10.27): Does she read? Does she wear perfume? Is she addicted to tattoos?
(10.31): The last one doesn’t seem helpful
(10.32): you could get her a voucher. The point is you pay attention and made the gift personal
(10.32): Have you never bought a woman a gift before?
(10.32): Or anyone??!
(10.36): of course I have!
(10.36): But it’s usually just things they’ve specified they like
(10.38): She must have mentioned things before
(10.40): I don’t know
(10.40): She spends most of her time trying to convince me to go on a date with her friend
(10.44): Oh god. I feel your pain
(10.44): My best friend is trying to set me up with a guy she knows
(10.45): I can meet people just fine on my own ta very much
(10.47): Precisely!
(10.50): Maybe her Secret Santa gift should be a date with one of your friends. See how she likes it
(10.51): Oh wait. Married.
(10.51): Never mind
(10.52): You tried
(10.55): sod off
(10.56): At least I know how to buy people gifts
(10.59): harsh but fair
(11.00): I bet you’ve done all your Christmas shopping
(11.03): of course! Jesus, it’s already the 15th!
(11.04): I don’t buy for many people
(11.06): The lack of organisation still pains me
(11.09): I barely know you, Merlin, but I didn’t expect you to be organised
(11.11): I like buying gifts!
(11.13): Ah, so your organisation skills don’t stretch further afield?
(11.14): no comment
(11.20): knew it.
SUNDAY, DEC. 18th
(19.17): Did you figure out a gift for your secretary then?
(19.31): Spa Day
(19.41): huh
(19.42): my best friend got a spa day from her SS this year too. What are the odds
(19.47): more likely than you’d think. I got the idea from a friend of mine in the end who always just gifts spa vouchers to his SS
(19.50): It’s only my boss and I at the bookshop so no SS for me ☹️
(19.50): He always gives me a great book each year though
(19.56): I think everyone has a book gifter in their life
(20.00): don’t sound so judgy. Weren’t you looking for a rare book recently?
(20.06): for my father, but only because he requested it
(20.06): also, I seem to remember you being entirely unhelpful
(20.17): I was busy
(20.18): are you sure you weren’t sulking?
(20.19): I never sulk
(20.21): I highly doubt that
(20.22): I mean, you literally know nothing about me
(20.27): Then tell me something
(20.27): huh?
(20.28): Tell me something about you that I don’t know
(20.28): maybe something nobody knows
(20.28): a secret
(20.29): why would I tell a stranger a secret I haven’t shared with my closest friends?
(20.30): because it’s easier to tell someone you’re never going to meet?
(20.32): you’re just nosy
(20.33): and you’re not?
(20.33): I’ll go first
(20.34): I’m taking over my father’s company because that’s what’s expected of me, but it’s not what I want to do
(20.34): I’d like to join the military and fight to protect people
(20.37): wow, I didn’t expect that
(20.37): the tiny impression of you I actually have is that you love bossing people around
(20.38): well, you’re not wrong there
(20.39): military, huh?
(20.39): why not go for it?
(20.40): father has expectations for me. I can’t let him down.
(20.43): but you’re living your life, not his
(20.50): yeah well
(20.50): the business is important
(20.53): well, for what it’s worth, I think you should live your own dream. You’d be happier for it.
(20.55): I’m plenty happy
(20.56): but thank you. That actually meant a lot to hear
(20.57): this random stranger has your back 💪
(20.58): and you’ve gone straight back to being an idiot in my eyes
(20.59): and you a prat
(20.59): all is right in the world
MONDAY, DEC. 19th
(01.12): I never told you my secret
(01.13): So, sometimes I get this overwhelming feeling that I have this huge, important destiny
(01.14): which is weird in itself as I’m just me. Just Merlin. Nobody special
(01.16): but also, it just scares me
(01.16): because it makes no sense.
(01.17): I’m a nobody and I’m fine with that
(01.17): But
(01.17): I dunno.
(01.18): It’s weird
(01.18): Overwhelming
(01.22): sorry. That was… I don’t even know what that was 😂
(07.11): You don’t seem like a nobody to me
TUESDAY, DEC. 20th
(12.12): So what are you doing for Christmas then?
(12.20): Nothing special. I’ve managed to convince my sister to join my father and me for lunch but then I’ll probably spend the rest of the day in the office
(12.23): You can’t do that!!! It’s Christmas!!
(12.24): It’s just another day
(12.26): You’re such a scrooge!
(12.27): so I’ve heard.
(12.27): How’re you spending it?
(12.31): Having a big family meal
(12.34): That’s nice. You have a big family?
(12.35): Tiny. It’s just me and my mum
(12.37): But my boss and bestie, and her dad, brother and husband, and my mates Will and Gwaine and their dates are all coming to dinner
(12.39): Wow. Quite the houseful
(12.39): that actually sounds quite nice, though. I hope you have a good one, Merlin
(12.44): thanks! You too!
(12.44): Don’t spend it working. You deserve to give yourself a break, Arthur
(12.46): yeah, sure, I guess
(12.48): I’m serious!
(12.48): And I’m always right, so you should listen to me.
(12.50): Lol thanks for the laugh, Merlin!
(12.51): Rude! I am always right!
(12.52): I find that very hard to believe
(12.56): Not my fault your pea sized brain can’t handle simple truths
(12.57): I take back what I said about your Christmas plans being nice. I feel sorry for everyone having to suffer through spending time with you
(13.00): yeah well, I take back what I said about giving yourself a break
(13.06): is that so?
(13.08): I hope you have a miserable Christmas
(13.10): harsh
(13.19): Yeah, that was harsh
(13.19): I’m sorry
(13.19): Please don’t have a miserable Christmas
(13.20): I’ll feel guilty
(13.27): I’m going to make sure it’s miserable just to spite you
(13.38): oh boy am I glad you accidentally text me a couple of months ago. You’ve been a delight
(13.41): Aren’t you the one who told me sarcasm doesn’t work well over text?
(13.45): doubt it, I live for sarcasm
(13.47): you definitely did say it. But it doesn’t surprise me
(13.50): it’s cute that you remember
(13.53): hey, take that back! I’m rugged and manly
(13.55): not a single conversation we’ve ever had has suggested that
(13.56): I said I wanted to join the military!
(14.00): Key word being wanted
(14.00): Also you can be a cute military guy
(14.01): And what’s wrong with being cute anyway?
(14.01): I’m cute
(14.03): yeah but you’re a gay book nerd. You probably wear jumpers and glasses for aesthetic reasons
(14.04): I’m not sure whether to be insulted or not
(14.05): I’m right?
(14.07): I don’t wear glasses
(14.07): but you’re a jumper wearing book nerd!
(14.08): jumpers are comfy!
(14.08): Are you also partial to cardigans?
(14.08): …Maybe
(14.09): Oh my god. Merlin, you’re too much
(14.09): You are cute, aren’t you?
(14.11): Of course!
(14.12): Also, props to you for being a self-proclaimed ‘manly’ straight dude who’s cool with calling another guy cute
(14.18): You do realise I have literally never said I was straight
(14.18): That is completely your assumption
(14.18): Which is pretty rude to be fair
(14.32): shit
(14.32): I’m so sorry
(14.32): I hate bi erasure with passion and
(14.33): Fuck!
(14.33): Did I erase you????
(14.35): Calm down, Merlin
(14.35): Did you just spend 10 mins panicking?
(14.35): I was mostly just fucking with you
(14.36): I mean, I am bi but I’m not mad about your assumption so calm down
(14.37): you should be mad. I would be so mad!
(14.38): It’s not like we know each other. We’re just two guys who’ve never met
(14.40): But imagine if this was a dating website and I was just making assumptions
(14.42): Pretty sure if this was a dating site, the clue would be in the fact that we matched in the first place
(14.44): You’d think, but I can be pretty dense
(14.44): That was a one-time admission. You’ll never hear me say that again
(14.47): I’ll make sure to screenshot it to hold against you later
(14.48): Don’t you dare!
(14.50): Sorry got to go. I have a meeting
(14.53): Liar!
(14.53): I think I hate you
FRIDAY, DEC. 23rd
(16.44): It’s Christmas eve tomorrow!
(16.51): why are you so excited?
(16.51): you’re like a child
(16.55): I don’t get why you’re not excited
(16.57): Christmas just isn’t a big deal in my family
(16.58): Father was always busy working
(17.00): Oh, you poor thing
(17.00): well, tell you what. If you ever want to join my family for Christmas, you’re welcome! The more the merrier.
(17.01): I know you’ve got that family lunch but I just wanna put the offer out there
(17.02): You don’t even know me, Merlin
(17.02): I know you well enough
(17.03): we’ve been talking for a couple of months now
(17.04): You know I might have lied through my teeth about everything, right?
(17.04): Maybe I’m a creep in my 50s who wants to murder you
(17.04): Are you?
(17.05): I’m hardly going to admit it, am I?
(17.06): True. I guess I’ll just have to trust you, then
(17.08): Unbelievable
(17.08): You really are an idiot, aren’t you, Merlin?
(17.09): I’ll rescind my offer at this rate
(17.10): Good! You’ll get yourself murdered at this rate
(17.12): Somehow I just don’t think you’re a creep
(17.13): I’m not, but you can’t possibly know that
(17.14): I can choose to trust you
(17.14): Don’t do that. It’s a huge mistake
(17.28): So, I get the feeling this has more to do with something going on with you than with me
(17.29): If you work things out/change your mind let me know. Otherwise, have a good Christmas, Arthur x
SUNDAY, DEC. 25th
(08.04): Happy Christmas, Merlin
(11.17): Happy Christmas, Arthur x
TUESDAY, DEC. 27th
(12.42): Please tell me you allowed yourself time to relax over Christmas?
(13.09): You’ll be pleased to know I didn’t go into the office
(13.12): That doesn’t sound like the answer I was looking for
(13.12): Did you work from home??
(13.17): You can’t tell me what to do or not do, Merlin
(13.18): I absolutely can
(13.20): How did you work that one out?
(13.21): I’m your friend!
(13.24): We’re not friends
(13.29): We’re not?
(13.29): Do you think we’re friends?
(13.35): I invited you to Christmas you absolute clotpole!
(13.38): I thought you were just being nice
(13.39): I was
(13.39): BECAUSE I’M YOUR FRIEND
(13.50): Hello?
(20.37): I honestly thought you were humouring me
(20.37): I’m sorry. Thank you, Merlin x
FRIDAY, DEC. 30th
(17.32): I got a text from my secretary asking if I want to go to a NYE party with her friend
(17.33): Like a date??
(17.33): I think so
(17.36): Oh, well, wow! You gonna go?
(17.36): Wait, is this the same friend she was trying to set you up with last time?
(17.38): Yeah. Apparently, we’d be ‘super compatible’
(17.40): Ugh
(17.41): Tell me about it
(17.48): So you’re not gonna go?
(17.48): Of course not!
(17.50): Do you have plans?
(17.57): I do, yeah
(17.58): Ah ok, good! Great!
(17.58): Anything fun?
(17.59): Just drinks with the lads
(18.00): ‘the lads’
(18.00): Oh god
(18.01): Alright, judgy
(18.02): Sorry it’s just
(18.02): ‘the lads’ sounds a little chavvy
(18.02): Oh my god, are you a chav?
(18.02): A rich chav?
(18.04): where’d you get the idea I’m rich?
(18.05): I deduced it
(18.05): You’ve literally told me you’re a boss and you’re taking over your dad’s company
(18.06): Doesn’t really take a genius
(18.07): Fine, but I’m not a chav
(18.07): 🙄
(18.07): Merlin, I’m not a chav
(18.08): I’ve got an image in my head and now it’s gonna stay there
(18.08): Merlin!
(18.09): 🙉 lalala…
(18.10): You’re unbelievable
(18.11): Why thank you
(18.11): not a compliment
(18.12): You can’t tell me how to take it
(18.16): you’re an absolute nightmare
(18.18): I still consider that a compliment
(18.19): I know 😅
(18.19): <3
SUNDAY, JAN. 1st
(00.02): HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
(00.03): Happy new year to you too
(00.03): Hey! What are you doing on your phone??
(00.03): Wishing you a happy new year
(00.03): Same as you, in case it escaped your notice
(00.04): yeah, but I’m always on my phone
(00.04): I’ve noticed
(00.04): Oi! It’s just proof of what a socialite I am
(00.05): Doubtful
(00.05): I bet you spend all your time playing Candy Crush
(00.07): I’m old skool. It’s all about the Tetris for me
(00.07): Besides, you usually reply to my messages pretty quickly
(00.09): I need my phone for business
(00.09): suuuuuuree
(03.26): Heyy maybewe should meet tbis year?
(03.26): Or not
(03.26): whtver
(09.43): How drunk did you get?
(11.51): I don’t want to talk about it
TUESDAY, JAN. 3rd
(22.54): Did you know male puppies let female puppies win fights?
(22.59): I did not
(22.59): How chivalrous
(22.59): Also, why are you telling me this?
(23.00): Sorry, were you sleeping, old man?
(23.01): I was about to
(23.01): Some of us have jobs that involve more than staring at our phones all day
(23.03): Could have fooled me
(23.03): Also surely you’re not back at work already??
(23.04): No rest for the wicked
(23.04): Father wants me in the office in the morning
(23.06): Mental! I’m sorry
(23.06): It’s fine. I don’t know what to do with free time anyway
(23.07): Free time is my favourite thing in the world
(23.07): That does not surprise me
(23.07): Good night, Merlin
(23.08): Night!
WEDNESDAY, JAN. 4th
(14.32): My mate Leon thinks it’s weird that I’m still talking to you
(14.36): Do you care what Leon thinks?
(14.38): Not really, no
(14.38): Then what’s the problem?
(14.39): I don’t know.
(14.39): Why am I still talking to you?
(14.39): Because I’m a wonderful and interesting person?
(14.40): You’re a wonder alright
(14.40): A wonder you haven’t caused me to lose any brain cells listening to your idiocy
(14.41): You didn’t have any to lose in the first place
(19.32): I hope your day at the office wasn’t too bad
(19.40): Surprisingly it was ok
(19.40): Glad to be home, though
(19.42): Be sure to rest up those brain cells
(19.42): I thought I didn’t have any?
(19.43): I dunno, maybe there’s one or two knocking around up there. Why risk it?
(19.44): Why indeed
THURSDAY, JAN. 5th
(20:27): Did you know cows have best friends?
(20.36): Why are you telling me this?
(20.37): I dunno. It’s cute
(20.37): Want me to stop?
(20.39): No, carry on
(20.41): Good call
(20.41): They get separation anxiety and only calm down once they’re reunited
(20.42): That’s actually quite sad
(20.42): Poor cows
(20.50): Maybe I should get a pet cow?
(20.51): You’d need 2
(20.52): Good point
(20.52): Do you have room for 2 cows?
(20.55): I hardly have room for myself in this flat
(20.56): Then you probably shouldn’t get a cow
(20.56): Probably not
(20.57): Maybe in the future?
(20.58): I’d never run out of milk for my tea!
(20.59): There you go then. What could possibly go wrong?
(20.59): Somehow I don’t think you’re being serious
(21.01): Whatever gave you that idea, Merlin?
FRIDAY, JAN. 6th
(21.58): Sea otters hold hands when they sleep
(22.00): I actually knew that one
(22.01): Damn
(22.01): Cute though, right?
(22.03): Very cute
TUESDAY, JAN. 10th
(08.12): I’m away on a business trip from tomorrow
(08.28): Okay?
(08.36): I probably won’t be free to text
(08.45): Okay, sure, yeah
(08.45): Have a nice time
(08.45): Is that the right thing to say for a business trip?
(08.49): It’s a nice thing to say
(08.51): I’m not sure I’ll manage it though
(08.52): Oh no
(08.55): My father is coming too
(08.59): I take it that’s a bad thing?
(09.04): He can be… difficult
(09.04): He’s not always a good or fair man
(09.05): He has very high expectations that I’m not sure I can, or want, to meet
(09.05): I want to be both a better man and CEO than him
(09.06): You already are
(09.08): Merlin, you don’t know me
(09.09): I know you well enough
(09.09): I know you’re a good man
(09.10): I know you care about your employees
(09.10): and that you want to help people
(09.11): and that you take time out of your days to chat to a nosy idiot who you don’t even know
(09.12): I assume you mean you
(09.12): You’re meant to say ‘you’re not an idiot, Merlin’
(09.13): but that would be a lie
(09.13): I take back everything nice I just said!
(09.14): You can’t do that
(09.15): I can do anything I want
(09.16): Did you mother tell you that?
(09.16): Yes, actually
(09.16): Are you gonna say something mean like she lied?
(09.20): …No
(09.23): Liar
(11.41): I don’t find it easy to thank people, but I want to say it to you
(11.42): Thank you, Merlin. Your belief in me might be unfounded, but it is hugely appreciated all the same
(11.42): You’re a good man. One of the best
(13.02): ♥️
(13.02): Let me know when you’re back from your trip
THURSDAY, JAN. 12th
(19.46): I know you might not respond but
(19.46): You need to know that Norway knighted a penguin
(22.12): I did need to know that. Thank you ♥️
FRIDAY, JAN. 13th
(22.18): The way my father runs this company is honestly awful
(22.18): He’s a tyrant
(22.18): I desperately want to come home
(22.49): When are you due back?
(22.51): Wednesday
(22.52): Oof
(22.52): I believe in you 💪
(22.55): At least somebody does
(22.55): Father has spent the past week telling me all the ways I’m going to ruin the business once I’m officially in charge
(22.56): Your dad is an arsehole
(22.56): Sorry, I know he’s your dad, but sheesh!
(22.57): I’ve not even met you in person and I already know you will run his company better than he ever has
(22.58): He is an arsehole, yes
(22.58): Morgana is always trying to open my eyes to his flaws, but he’s the only parent I’ve got
(22.59): Who’s Morgana?
(23.00): My sister
(23.00): Older half-sister if you want to get technical. Because yet another reason my father is an arsehole is for having an affair
(23.01): He never even told her. He stepped in as a ‘foster’ parent when hers died
(23.01): We only found out the truth a couple of years ago when Morgana’s sister tracked her down
(23.03): yikes
(23.03): I’m so sorry, Arthur
(23.05): Sorry, I’m in a bad mood. I shouldn’t unload all this on you
(23.05): No, it’s fine, don’t apologise!
(23.06): Thank you ♥️
(23.07): Did you know your dad?
(23.07): Is that ok to ask?
(23.10): It’s fine
(23.11): He wasn’t around when I was growing up for reasons he couldn’t fully control
(23.11): I met him for the first time a couple of years back
(23.12): But he died shortly after
(23.14): That must have been hard. I’m sorry, Merlin
(23.15): It’s ok. My boss is also a family friend and has always been sort of a father figure
(23.15): I don’t feel like I missed out on anything
(23.16): That’s good
(23.17): I should probably go to bed
(23.17): No weekend for me
(23.17): Thanks for chatting. I feel much better
(23.18): Anytime
(23.18): I hope tomorrow is a better day 😊
(23.18): Goodnight Arthur
(23.26): Goodnight, Merlin x
WEDNESDAY, JAN. 18th
(18.42): I’m free!
(19.02): What’s this? You’re actually busy for once rather than glued to your phone? I didn’t know you had a life, Merlin
(20.09): Okay, well, message me when you’re free I guess
(21.12): Did you know if you feed a crow and make friends with it, it will bring you gifts?
(21.12): It’s just something I randomly heard and thought you might enjoy
(23.49): Merlin, is everything okay?
THURSDAY, JAN. 19th
(11.12): I AM SO SORRY
(11.12): ALSO SORRY FOR SHOUTING
(11.12): Sorrb
(11.13): I wasn’t ignoring you
(11.13): There was a thinh
(11.13): But m fine. I’m alive
(11.14): Might be concussed
(11.14): Nt meant to b on phone
(11.14): geen is coming talk soonx
(11.35): what?
(11.35): Merlin, what happened??
(11.36): Christ, get some rest.
(11.36): Let me know you’re okay in the morning
FRIDAY, JAN. 20th
(12.40): I survived the night! 🎉
(12.52): What happened??
(12.55): If you can believe it, I got into a bar fight!
(12.55): Well, my mate Gwaine got into a bar fight, and I tried to help him out.
(12.57): Christ, Merlin.
(12.57): You really are entirely useless, aren’t you?
(13.00): Oi! I had to have stitches and everything. Show some sympathy
(13.01): For getting yourself into a fight?
(13.03): Nice to know you care
(13.12): …I’m glad you’re okay
(13.13): 😂 I can practically feel the reluctance it took for you to write that
(13.14): I was being sincere!
(13.14): Who else would annoy me through my days if you died?
(13.16): Uh, how about your secretary and the mystery date she wants to set you up on?
(13.16): She actually had a family emergency and called in sick the last couple of days
(13.17): Oh no! I hope everything’s ok!
(13.18): Nothing serious. She think’s she’ll be back tomorrow
(13.19): I hope you’ve managed without her
(13.19): Are you implying that you don’t think I can?
(13.19): Maybe
(13.20): I’m perfectly capable of handling things myself, Merlin
(13.21): If you say so
(13.21): Really? You have a concussion, and you want to go there? Really? 🤨
(13.22): Ugh, fine
(13.22): Good. Know your place
(13.22): How’s your head anyway?
(13.23): throbbing
(13.23): Good.
(13.23): No, but seriously, have you taken anything?
(13.24): Yeah, Gaius sorted me out ☺️
(13.24): Gaius??
(13.25): My boss! I’ve mentioned him, right?
(14.08): Uh, hello?
(23.12): Uh, so, I know where you work
(23.39): What?? How??
(23.53): I know a Gaius who runs a book shop
(23.53): Unlikely they’re different people
(23.55): Oh
(23.56): Well, this is fine, right?
(23.56): Right
(23.56): It wouldn’t be weird if we met. We’re locals to each other anyway
(23.56): Small world, though!
SATURDAY, JAN. 21st
(00.12): Are you freaking out or did you just fall asleep?
(00.12): If you’re freaking out, why? You’re not the one who just got outed. You could come stalk me now for all I know
(00.12): You might be a creep
(00.13): This might be a long con
(00.13): Shit, I think maybe I’m freaking out
(06.06): Relax, Merlin
(09.56): …Why were you up so early on a Saturday?
(10.00): Maybe I’m just an early riser
(10.01): With no evidence to back me, I call bullshit
(10.02): Bit early for you to be so rude, isn’t it, Merlin?
(10.04): It’s never too early!
(10.04): You wouldn’t like me if I wasn’t rude
(10.04): I mean, not that you like me!
(10.05): We’re not even friends!
(10.34): We’re not?
(10.48): I mean… not according to you
(10.49): I seem to recall you only ever denying our friendship
(10.51): Christ. Merlin, of course we’re friends.
(10.52): I was being a prat the time I said that
(10.55): AHA! You acknowledged you’re a prat!
(10.56): Don’t get used to it
(10.57): How’s your head by the way?
(10.59): Still a bit tender. Got a few extra days off work for my suffering though! 🎉
(11.02): So I won’t find you in The Apothecaries Bookstop then?
(11.05): Jesus, you really DO know where I work
(11.08): Is that okay?
(11.10): Yeah, sure. Why not
(11.11): Like you said. We’re friends.
(11.11): Do you go in there often?
(11.11): Fuck, do you reckon I’ve served you before?!
(11.15): I haven’t been in in years. Only went in a few times when he first opened it. I know Gaius more from when he was our family doctor
(11.16): Ah, a former patient 👍
(11.16): You should go to the bookstore occasionally though. I’m sure Gaius would love to see you there
(11.16): Yeah, maybe
(11.17): Not much of a reader?
(11.17): How have we never talked about this before?
(11.17): I literally work in a book shop!
(11.19): I’m more outdoorsy
(11.20): You can read outdoors!
(11.22): I am aware
(11.22): But I like hiking. Rock climbing. Horse riding
(11.23): You ride horses?!
(11.23): Oh wait. You’re rich. I forgot
(11.25): You’ve never rode a horse?
(11.26): I don’t think it’s that unusual
(11.26): Everyone I know has gone horse riding at least once
(11.26): Everyone you know is rich
(11.27): That’s not true
(11.30): It’s not?
(11.33): …Define rich
(11.34): I mean, rich to me is not living paycheck to paycheck
(11.40): That’s how you live?
(11.41): I can’t tell if you’re being judgy or not, but if you are, sod off!
(11.41): I’m not!
(11.42): I was just surprised
(11.46): I’ve never had much money
(11.46): Mum struggled a fair bit when I was a kid
(11.47): I was gonna go to uni. Get a good job to help her out
(11.47): But Gaius was struggling to manage at the bookshop, so I just became full time there
(11.47): He’s handing it over to me when he retires and sometimes, I feel guilty, like I should be doing more, aiming higher
(11.48): But I love it there, y’know?
(11.50): Then you should stay
(11.50): You should do what makes you happy, Merlin
(11.51): Even if it’s selfish?
(11.53): It’s not selfish
(11.53): I wish I was brave enough to do what I wanted rather than fulfil my father’s dream for me
(11.54): No offence but screw your dad!
(11.54): Follow your dream!
(11.54): I’ll even follow you around singing I’ve Got a Dream from Tangled if it helps
(11.55): I’ve never seen it, so I doubt it’ll help
(11.55): CFGHkwhGDAEGJKSVF!!!
(11.55): YOUBE NEBVER SEEN TANGLED????!!!
(11.56): Sorry I just
(11.56): I love that film
(11.56): And it’s way better than Frozen
(11.57): I haven’t seen Frozen either
(11.57): Right, that’s it. We can’t be friends
(11.58): Aren’t Disney films for little children?
(11.59): while I appreciate that you said children rather than girls, we still can’t be friends
(12.00): I don’t really watch many films
(12.00): Like I said, I’m more of an outdoorsy person
(12.01): What about the TV recs I gave you?
(12.04): I like to watch an episode or two before I go to bed sometimes
(12.04): You binged The Good Place!
(12.05): Only the first season
(12.05): I watched it at the right time
(12.05): I was feeling a bit shit, really, and the good place helped
(12.06): Oh crap, sorry I didn’t realise
(12.07): We didn’t know each other then
(12.08): I guess that’s true
(12.08): Was it this stuff? Work and your dad and stuff?
(12.08): I mean, feel free to tell me it’s none of my business!
(12.10): Yeah, I guess it was. It’s just a lot of pressure
(12.10): And father’s constantly telling me I’m not good enough
(12.11): You are!
(12.12): I know
(12.12): I believe that now
(12.13): Thank you, Merlin
(12.17): I haven’t done anything
(12.18): You’re here, and you’re you
(12.18): that’s enough
(12.36): well
(12.36): I’m always here
(12.36): And I’m always me
(12.43): That is oddly comforting
(12.44): Anytime ♥️
(14.02): Why were you up so early??
(14.09): Why does it matter?
(14.13): I guess it doesn't
(14.17): My father had me dealing with something. It's fine. Don't worry
(14.17): But I do worry
(14.17): I feel like you don't take care of yourself when he's involved
(14.18): I appreciate your concern, Merlin, but it's fine
(14.18): worry about yourself and your concussion
(14.18): I'm ok, I promise
(14.20): If you're sure...
(14.21): I'm sure. Thank you Merlin x
(19.04): is your head any better?
(19.13): A little
(19.13): I’ve had Gwaine talking my ear off for the last hour though, which hasn’t helped
(19.14): You know, Gwaine sounds like a terrible influence
(19.14): Who are you, my mum?
(19.14): Actually, no. My mum loves Gwaine
(19.15): She does?
(19.15): Of course! Everyone loves Gwaine. I bet you’d love him too.
(19.18): I don’t know about that
(19.18): Don’t be so judgy! Gwaine’s a great guy, I promise
(19.18): it wasn’t his fault I got hurt
(19.19): Okay
(19.19): Okay?
(19.20): Okay
(19.20): Get some rest, Merlin. Stop staring at a screen.
(19.20): okay, mum
(19.57): Thanks for caring, Arthur x
SUNDAY, JAN. 22nd
(14.35): So are we gonna do anything about you knowing where I work?
(14.46): What would we do?
(14.57): I dunno. Should we meet?
(14.58): Is that weird?
(14.58): We’ve been talking for a few months now. We’re friends
(14.58): We’re also local
(14.59): Why wouldn’t we meet?
(15.16): Do you want to meet?
(15.19): I mean
(15.19): maybe?
(15.19): don’t you?
(15.32): I don’t know
(15.32): I’m worried it would ruin things
(15.33): I will likely deny this if you bring it up again, but I like talking to you, Merlin
(15.33): I don’t really have this with any of my other friends
(15.34): ‘this’?
(15.36): I don’t talk about real things with them
(15.36): I’ve ranted about my father
(15.36): But I don’t think I’ve told any of them the stuff I’ve told you
(15.37): Why not?
(15.37): I guess we just don’t have that kind of friendship
(15.37): It’s just banter and sports and going out drinking
(15.38): You don’t have anyone close?
(15.40): I guess I’m quite close to Morgana
(15.41): That’s good. She definitely counts!
(15.44): Yeah
(15.44): I take it you’re the opposite
(15.44): An open book, close to all your friends?
(15.45): I actually don’t have many friends
(15.45): But I’m very close to the few I have
(15.46): I can’t imagine being without my little gang
(15.46): Gaius, too
(15.48): You don’t have many friends? But you seem so social! I mean, I can’t even get rid of you
(15.50): Maybe my clinginess is what puts people off? 😂
(15.50): Will tells me I can be a bit intense
(15.51): Also, I’m not an open book! I have many secrets
(15.53): I don’t believe that for a minute
(15.55): It’s true!
(15.55): This might be hard to believe as I’m such a confident GayTM 😂
(15.56): but I wasn’t out until two years ago
(15.56): It’s stupid because everyone in my life is so supportive
(15.56): But I guess I was scared that they’d see me differently
(15.56): I didn’t want anything to change, y’know?
(15.56): I thought the way to do that was to hide part of myself
(15.59): I’m sorry
(16.00): I guess, I know the feeling well. I’m not really out to many people. If my father knew, he would disown me.
(16.00): I don’t know, maybe that would be for the best
(16.09): So I know it’s difficult when family is involved, but a toxic person is a toxic person, regardless of blood. Maybe try talking to him first, but if he’s not willing to accept or listen to you then that is not somebody you should want or need around you
(16.00): Your dad doesn’t sound like he’s a healthy addition to your life. And it is your life, Arthur. He can’t dictate it for you just because he’s one half of the reason you’re alive right now
(16.10): You deserve so much better
(16.10): I hope you know that
(16.10): I hope I didn’t cross a line here x
(21.16): Thank you, Merlin. You’ve given me a lot to think about x
(23.52): Anytime x
MONDAY, JAN. 23rd
(23.11): Did you know chicks start communicating with their mothers even before they hatch?
(23.17): How?
(23.18): I’m actually not sure
(23.18): Where do you find this stuff?
(23.18): I’m a sponge for random cute facts
(23.18): Especially about animals
(23.19): Never change, Merlin
(23.19): I wasn’t planning to x
TUESDAY, JAN. 24th
(13.21): My secretary is still going on about this guy she knows. I told her I’m seeing someone just to get her off my back
(13.24): It’s a guy?
(13.24): She’s trying to set you up with a guy?
(13.24): You’re out to your secretary?
(13.24): Arthur that’s amazing!
(13.25): Sorry that was all really inappropriate!
(13.25): I was worried when you said you weren’t really out to anyone
(13.25): I’m glad you have someone supportive, even if she is trying to set you up with her friend
(13.25): Have you, y’know, tried telling her you’re definitely not interested?
(13.37): You really are quite something, Merlin 😅
(13.37): But yes, it’s a guy, and yes, I have told her no
(13.37): I think I make her sound more insistent than she really is. Gwen’s a good woman. She’s just—somehow—under the delusion that I would be a good match for her friend
(13.38): She took one look at me this morning and said ‘Arthur Pendragon, you’re moping again. Come on a double date with me and my friend this weekend. I swear it will cheer you up!’
(13.38): I’m sure her friend is a great guy, but I’m just not interested in an awkward date with some guy I’ll never see again just to please her
(13.38): I can meet people just fine by myself
(13.39): I met you, didn’t I?
(15.12): I didn’t mean it like that
(15.44): Merlin?
(18.19): I hope you’re just busy
(18.24): Message me back soon, okay? x
(20.23): 911!
(20.23): We’re not in America 😅
(20.23): You watch far too much teen drama
(20.24): Fine, 999, whatever!
(20.24): What’s the matter?
(20.25): The guy I’m texting
(20.25): Which guy?
(20.25): the one I’ve been textinb for months, gwemn!!
(20.25): theguy!!
(20.26): The one you like? 🤩
(20.26): yes
(20.26): what about him?
(20.26): he’s your boss
(20.26): I’ve been freaking out for thje last few hours!
(20.26): I don’t knmow what to do!
(20.26): help!
(20.27): omg 👀
(20.27): are you sure?
(20.27): how do you know?
(20.27): *Screenshot attached*
(20.28): Oh. My. God!!
(20.28): omg wait!!
(20.28): I’ve been trying to set you two up for months and all the while you were already flirting with each other?? 👀
(20.29): We’ve not been flirting!!
(20.29): you absolutely have! 😂
(20.29): Arthur Pendragon, you sly dog 😏
(20.29): Merlin! Did you really not know? How?? How have neither of you ever figured this out?? 😂
(20.29): Me?? How did Arthur not?? You’ve been trying to get him to go on a date with me!
(20.29): Merlin’s not really that common a name!
(20.30): You know what… I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned your name to him 🤔
(20.30): You haven’t? Why?
(20.30): I dunno. Maybe I have, but I’m usually just like ‘my bestie would be perfect for you’
(20.30): You know he finds that annoying, right?
(20.30): he does?? ☹️ Oh no
(20.30): but you guys *would* be perfect for each other!
(20.31): You even already like each other!
(20.31): He doesn’t like me
(20.31): Of course he does!
(20.31): You know, come to think of it, I’ve been seeing him smiling down at his phone a lot recently 👀
(20.31): He used to be quite professional, but he’s on his phone at work constantly now
(20.31): and I’m well aware you don’t keep office hours when texting 😂
(20.32): Really?
(20.32): Really really
(20.32): Shit. What am I gonna do, Gwen?
(20.32): I don’t know. What do you want to do?
(20.32): I dunno
(20.32): Maybe I’ll tell him?
(20.32): It would be good if he knew, right?
(20.32): Yes absolutely!
(20.33): …I don’t think I can
(20.33): Can you tell him??
(20.33): You want me to tell my boss that they guy he’s been texting for months is actually the guy I’m trying to set him up with?
(20.34): yes
(20.34): no
(20.34): Fuck, I don’t know!
(20.36): I could always mention your name casually?
(20.36): Like you said, it’s not very common 🤔
(20.36): He always asks how I am when he first sees me
(20.36): maybe I could say something like ‘I’m fine, but a little tired as I was helping Merlin with a crisis’
(20.36): Then he’ll freeze and go ‘Merlin?’ 👀
(20.36): And I can casually go ‘yeah, the guy I’ve been trying to set you up with’
(20.37): Now who watches too many teen dramas?
(20.37): Shush!
(20.37): Anyway, what do you think?
(20.39): Um… yeah. Okay, go for it
(20.39): You sure?
(20.40): yes
(20.40): This is so exciting!! 🤩
(20.40): I feel like I’m in a soap!
(20.40): it is a little whoa is this real life
(20.41): Thank you, Gwen ♥️
(20.41): Anytime 😊🥰♥️
(20.41): Don’t stay up all night freaking out, okay?
(20.41): It’ll all work out fine, promise 💕
(20.41): Love you 🥰
(20.41): Love you too ♥️😘
WEDNESDAY, JAN. 25th
(09.18): Done
(09.18): He went very pale and left for his office pronto
(09.19): Oh no
(09.19): It’ll be okay ♥️
(09.19): I need to get on with work, but keep me updated xxx
(09.20): I’ll phone you tonight xxx
THURSDAY, JAN. 26th
(01.19): Was this all a game?
(01.24): Arthur?
(01.25): Did you and Gwen think it would be a funny game to play?
(01.28): I don’t know what you mean
(01.28): Have you known who I am all along?
(01.29): No, I swear!
(01.29): It was only on Tuesday when you finally told me your last name!
(01.29): Neitber of us knew antythign, not me or gwen
(01.29): Its jus a funy coincidence, rigjt?
(01.34): It doesn’t feel very funny, or very coincidental
(01.35): I trusted you
(01.35): You text mr first!
(01.35): me
(01.35): Arthur, I swear I wouldn’t lie to you
(01.37): please don’t contact me again
Message not delivered (01.40): Arthur, please don’t do this. I think I really like you
WEDNESDAY, FEB. 1st
(19.56): Gwen is a very loyal friend
(19.56): She’s been angry at me for how I handled things since it happened
(19.56): My father would have fired her for how she went off on me
(19.57): But she’s right. I freaked out and made an assumption and then was too stubborn to admit I was wrong
(19.57): I’m sorry I blocked you instead of hearing you out
(19.57): You’ve been nothing but good to me and you didn’t deserve my reaction
(19.57): If you’re interested, I would like to finally meet
(19.58): I think we should talk about this in person
(19.58): People don’t always come across how they mean over text
(19.58): so I would rather not tell you just how important you are and just how much of an idiot I am this way
(19.59): Please say you’re free on Saturday?
(19.59): Let’s meet, Merlin, please
(19.59): I want to apologise in person
(19.59): and I want to continue getting to know you
(20.00): because Gwen was right. I think we could be very good for each other
(20.00): Just think about it, okay?
(23.41): You’re a prat
(23.42): I’m working Saturday
(23.45): Then I’ll come to the bookshop
(23.45): Please say I can
THURSDAY, FEB. 2nd
(00.02): Fine
(00.02): I’ll see you Saturday, Arthur Pendragon
(00.02): But don’t expect me not to give you a hard time
(00.03): I wouldn’t dream of it
(00.03): Do your worst, Merlin
(00.03): Challenge accepted. You’ll regret this 😈
(00.04): I’m not sure I could ever regret you, Merlin x
(00.07): Oh fuck. I hate you ♥️
(00.07): Don’t think this means I’ve forgiven you
(00.08): Of course not
(00.08): But you will x
(00.09): x
MONDAY, DEC. 18th
(19.12): You’re late
(19.15): I know, I’m sorry, but turtles can breathe through their butts
(19.16): That delightful fact doesn’t make me any less annoyed
(19.16): The reservation was for 7
(19.16): I look like I’ve been stood up
(19.18): Damn, I looked that up while on the tube because I was sure it would work
(19.18): I found more?
(19.18): Tell them to me in person you cabbage head!
(19.18): Are you nearly here?
(19.19): I’m five minutes away
(19.19): Gwaine held me up at the office
(19.19): What was he even still doing there?
(19.19): I bet you regret hiring him now
(19.20): Sometimes. Not today
(19.20): He ran an errand for me. Gwen was going to pick something up, but you know how big she’s gotten, and I didn’t want her on her feet for ages so Gwaine offered instead. Then apparently there was a queue. He also mentioned something about a very pretty lady. You know how he is
(19.20): This errand had better be worth it
(19.20): People are staring at the sad guy drinking wine and eating free breadsticks alone. They’ll take them away from me soon if I don’t order
(19.21): Nobodies staring.
(19.21): Order for me
(19.21): And I promise the errand was worth the delay
(19.21): Hopefully
(19.22): What are you up to, Arthur?
(19.22): Order for me. I’ll be there in a couple of mins!
(19.22): love you x
(19.23): I’m ordering you the worst thing on the menu
(19.23): Love you, too x
(19.23): You prat ♥️