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Late Night with Seth Meyers ✔ @LateNightSeth
Mystery writer & soon-to-be director Wednesday Addams makes her late-night debut.
[attached is a YouTube clip of the interview]
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violet @hoehoehoe
replying to @LateNightSeth
would it be crazy if this goth chick ive never seen before became my new favourite celebrity omg
dan dan the mermaid man @dannyg78
replying to @hoehoehoe @LateNightSeth
REAL. She’s so Done I’m obsessed.
violet @hoehoehoe
replying to @dandanthemermaidman @LateNightSeth
does anyone know if she has twitter ?? they didnt tag her
de la muerte @vipercanstabme
replying to @hoehoehoe @LateNightSeth
No she doesn’t. She’s notoriously very elusive, I’m surprised she went on Late Night at all tbh. I guess it was just to promote BotS. Probably the WB’s doing.
violet @hoehoehoe
replying to @vipercanstabme @LateNightSeth
bots??
de la muerte @vipercanstabme
replying to @hoehoehoe @LateNightSeth
Sigh. Blood of the Skulker, the movie they’re literally talking about in the interview?
violet @hoehoehoe
replying to @vipercanstabme @LateNightSeth
twitter fans try not to gatekeep challenge jfc
BuzzFeed News - Celebrity · Posted 11 hours ago
Author, Director And Screenwriter Wednesday Addams Did Her First Interview And Yeah, It Kinda Went Viral
Master of the horror-mystery genre, Wednesday Addams has always sat in that niche between well-known and totally anonymous.
TMZ @TMZ
Wednesday Addams seen leaving a hotel in LA.
[attached is one of the only tabloid photos of Wednesday, taken just after the BotS adaptation was announced. The photo is blurry. In it, she is obscuring her face with a hoodie, though we can see her scowling.]
But after a recent marketing push by Warner Bros. leading up to Blood of the Skulker’s cinematic release in a few months, she made her first public appearance on television.
And suddenly, we’re all obsessed.
[link to the now-famous Wednesday Addams interview with Seth Meyers]
[attached partial video transcript:
Wednesday is sitting bolt-upright in the armchair next to Seth’s desk, hands folded in her lap, wearing a long black dress and a glare. Seth is leaning towards her and still attempting an amiable smile.]
Seth: So, Wednesday. I have to say, when me and my writing staff were frantically trying to come up with questions to ask you, we barely had enough paper to write them all down. It’s like we know nothing about you.
Wednesday: [narrows her eyes] Where is the question?
Seth: [coughs awkwardly] Um—
Wednesday: Well, I suppose it’s “like” you know nothing because you do know nothing, an outcome of the very intentional choices I have made since first being published.
Seth: Yes, your infamous private persona.
Wednesday: It’s not a persona.
Seth: [looks off-camera for a moment, then down at his desk as if consulting notes] Well, let’s talk being published.
Wednesday: [sighs] Let’s.
Seth: You started writing the first Viper de la Muerte book when you were in middle school, right?
Wednesday: [she takes a long pause punctuated by a scathing look] Yes.
Seth: And still, it took you until your early twenties to get them published. Why is that?
Wednesday: Most publishers are weak-stomached. Apparently, my books contained overt amounts of gore which made them “concerned for my mental state.” If I wasn’t recommended a psychiatrist, I was advised to cut down large portions of my writing in order to preserve the fragile minds of censorship-coddled American man-babies.
Seth: [swallows nervously] And still, when they were published, they were a smash hit with readers all around the world, so I guess the joke’s on them.
Wednesday: [disdainfully] Apparently so. [pause] Sorry, people watch this show?
[about half the audience laughs, like they’re not sure if they’re allowed to. Wednesday looks at them, confused and startled]
Seth: [jokingly] Well, you’re definitely not a suck-up, Wednesday, and I appreciate that.
[whole audience laughs]
[end of transcript]
The interview is almost painful to watch, and yet we can’t look away.
Elena @elena_rdlf
quote tweeting @LateNightSeth
TBH in a world where celebrities are literally always sucking up to show hosts and other celebrities it’s kinda nice to see someone who’s just honest without seeming intentionally mean? IDK #wednesdayaddams
the frogs turned me gay @cumberbitch910
im fucking screaming at the wednesday addams interview lmfaoooooo what is she doing i love her #wednesdayaddams #bots
riley @riiiiiiiiiiiley
everyone shut up #wednesdayaddams ’s outfit is single handedly saving my life
[attached screenshot of Wednesday wearing her black dress while walking onstage]
Though already famous, the twenty-five year old has now become an overnight Twitter sensation, despite having no social media of her own.
violet @hoehoehoe
currently BEGGING wednesday addams to get twitter i am starved and her sass is unparalleled #wednesdayaddams
We here at BuzzFeed can’t wait to see what she does next.
yolanda @yoyolanda33
y’all are missing the best part #wednesdayaddams
[attached photo of Seth attempting to give Wednesday a friendly hug before walking onstage while she just stands there, arms glued to her sides]
keyring @kieraneatspaste
quote tweeting @yoyolanda33
LMFAOO. me at reunions with my homophobic family #wednesdayaddams
abby is my name crying is my game @stibbystabby
quote tweeting @yoyolanda33
me when he tries to kiss me on the first date #wednesdayaddams
Enid Sinclair ✔ @enidsinclair
quote tweeting @yoyolanda33
my gf whom i love when i try to hold her hand :(
#wednesdayaddams
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enid sinclairs lost eyelash @f4shionqueen
replying to @enidsinclair
BROOOO since when is the queen taken
the dick pic of dorian gray @classicschick
replying to @f4shionqueen @enidsinclair
idk guys this seems kinda toxic :/
enid sinclairs lost eyelash @f4shionqueen
replying to @enidsinclair @classicschick
babes respectfully go touch grass its obviously a joke
the dick pic of dorian gray @classicschick
replying to @f4shionqueen @enidsinclair
fine i guess i’ll just go fuck myself.
dan dan the mermaid man @dannyg78
replying to @f4shionqueen @classicschick @enidsinclair
wow.
anyway, me whenever disney slaps “star wars” on a new tv show and tries to convince me its the same thing and i should like it
[attached photo of Seth and Wednesday]
Xavier @notreallybanksy
replying to @enidsinclair
What the fuck
Enid Sinclair ✔ @enidsinclair
replying to @notreallybanksy
dude i don’t even know
Wednesday Addams (Author) ✔ @realwaddams60
h
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the frogs turned me gay @cumberbitch910
replying to @realwaddams60
im crying what is this
Wednesday Addams (Author) ✔ @realwaddams60
replying to @cumberbitch910
My apologies, “cumberbitch910”, I clicked “post” too early. I would not ordinarily apologise for such things (or at all) but my partner is saying that I need to foster a kind, welcoming online persona and you seem to be in a state of distress. My partner also says I am not allowe
the frogs turned me gay @cumberbitch910
replying to @realwaddams60
IM GOING TO END MY LIFE BYE
Wednesday Addams (Author) ✔ @realwaddams60
replying to @cumberbitch910
d to revel in distress on Twitter.
Wednesday Addams (Author) ✔ @realwaddams60
replying to @cumberbitch910
?
Wednesday Addams (Author) ✔ @realwaddams60
My partner is teaching me about character limits.
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Wednesday Addams (Author) ✔ @realwaddams60
replying to @realwaddams60
It’s limitations such as these that force the modern writer to water down their their points, that simplify the vocabulary of young minds, that murder creativity and originality and intelligence and will eventually go on to kill the literary scene in cold blood, as if by (1/2)
Wednesday Addams (Author) ✔ @realwaddams60
replying to @realwaddams60
slow-acting poison. (2/2)
Wednesday Addams (Author) ✔ @realwaddams60
replying to @realwaddams60
While I am normally in favour of violence, this is less than ideal.
Enid Sinclair ✔ @enidsinclair
who the FUCK let @realwaddams60 be more twitter famous than me after 2 days
de la muerte @vipercanstabme
replying to @enidsinclair
Do celebrities not know that these kinds of tweets are SUCH bad looks? LMAO I can smell your jealousy from here. Plus, you’re literally just a fashion designer, shut up.
Enid Sinclair ✔ @enidsinclair
replying to @vipercanstabme
k
Wednesday Addams ✔ @w_addams
replying to @enidsinclair
I changed my handle.
Enid Sinclair ✔ @enidsinclair
replying to @w_addams
sorry. how the FUCK is @w_addams more twitter famous than me
Wednesday Addams ✔ @w_addams
My reaction to “Stan’s Twitter”.
[attached is the now memed-to-death photo of Seth and Wednesday]
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Wednesday Addams ✔ @w_addams
replying to @w_addams
Enid, did I do this correctly?
violet @hoehoehoe
replying to @w_addams
… @enidsinclair
Enid Sinclair ✔ @enidsinclair
replying to @w_addams @hoehoehoe
yes! well done. now make it funny
violet @hoehoehoe
me trying to figure out if @enidsinclair and @w_addams are friends or if they hate each other
[attached is a close-up of Wednesday’s confused face as the audience claps during her interview]
Enid Sinclair ✔ @enidsinclair
quote tweeting @hoehoehoe
;)
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Wednesday Addams ✔ @w_addams
quote tweeting @hoehoehoe
Me too.
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Enid Sinclair ✔ @enidsinclair
replying to @w_addams
focus on your grocery shopping!!! ugh i knew getting you on twitter was a bad idea
Wednesday Addams ✔ @w_addams
replying to @enidsinclair
I do as I please.
Enid Sinclair ✔ @enidsinclair
replying to @w_addams
:(
Wednesday Addams ✔ @w_addams
replying to @enidsinclair
Fine.
violet @hoehoehoe
replying to @w_addams @enidsinclair
??????????????????????????
Xavier @notreallybanksy
@w_addams follow me back already
Wednesday Addams ✔ @w_addams
quote tweeting @notreallybanksy
I am not exaggerating when I say I would rather stick each of my fingers into an electric pencil sharpener until they have achieved a fine point.
Also, your username is incredibly pretentious. No one has ever thought that.
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Xavier @notreallybanksy
replying to @w_addams
Jeez, ouch. You can’t only follow Enid, you know
Wednesday Addams ✔ @w_addams
replying to @notreallybanksy
Says who? A college graduate who still actively smokes marijuana?
wednesday addams’s BITCH @caseyqueue
replying to @notreallybanksy @w_addams
SKSJDKJDJ I’M LOSING MY MINDWHAT
jayden @jjkay
replying to @caseyqueue
currently wishing whoever @w_addams ’s partner is a very cold-side-of-the-pillow because they have blessed us
Phoebe @feebeebee
quote tweeting @w_addams
The world if @w_addams hadn’t joined twitter
[attached photo of a dystopian landscape]
riley @riiiiiiiiiiiley
replying to @caseyqueue @jjkay @w_addams
GUYS
[attached screenshot of Wednesday’s following list, which consists only of Enid Sinclair, Xavier Thorpe and someone named Eugene Ottinger]
BuzzFeed News - Celebrity · Posted 3 hours ago
Wednesday Addams’s Following List Explained: The Nevermore Class Of ’25
Since joining Twitter a few weeks ago, Wednesday Addams has shown the first glimpse of her personality to the public, and we can’t get enough.
Wednesday Addams ✔ @w_addams
quote tweeting @trump2032
If I ever find you in person, I will flay your skin from your bone. I would call you a worm but such a thing would be an insult to every annelid that has ever crawled the earth.
As well as absolutely eviscerating bigots, Wednesday has been busy roasting the only other people she seems to regularly interact with: fashion designer and internet personality Enid Sinclair, local semi-famous New York street artist Xavier Thorpe, and mysterious PhD student Eugene Ottinger who seems to only post about bees.
Wednesday Addams Retweeted
Eugene Ottinger @thebeesnthebees
Pharohylaeus lactiferus (masked bee) at the Australian Museum in Sydney!
[attached photo of a masked bee held in a glass frame]
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Wednesday’s following list also consists of pretty much just these three people, and, more recently, renowned fencer Bianca Barclay.
Bianca Barclay ✔ @biancabarclay
@w_addams well, look who finally crawled out of social obscurity to join Twitter. Congratulations.
Wednesday Addams ✔ @w_addams
replying to @biancabarclay
I hope you fall over onto your sword and it impales your brain through your eye.
But what does it all mean?
We here at BuzzFeed did some digging, and despite what is apparently a tumultuous relationship between Wednesday and her following list, they appear to have graduated from the same class at the elusive Nevermore Academy.
Enid Sinclair ✔ @enidsinclair
excited to revisit my roots and give a talk at my old high school!! nevermore really brought me to where i am today. SO happy for it to do the same for a new generation of students :) #nevermore2025
[attached selfie of Enid outside the Nevermore gates, wearing a pink suit and flashing a peace sign at the camera]
@biancabarclay
[instagram post showing Bianca and her friends at the five-year Nevermore reunion, all leaning on each other and smiling]
Love you guys!! #nevermore2025
Xavier @notreallybanksy
;) @w_addams #nevermoreacademy #nevermore2025
[attached photo of Xavier’s street art depicting Nevermore Academy burning and a girl who appears to be Wednesday Addams standing in front, facing away from it and brandishing a sword protectively]
Eugene Ottinger @thebeesnthebees
Fuck this shit. I’m out, bitches #nevermore2025
[attached photo of a younger Eugene. The photo is a close-up showing half of his face and Nevermore Academy in the background. He is sticking out his tongue and flipping off the camera]
Though the evidence of Wednesday also being a Nevermore Academy graduate is inconclusive (shocker, we know) we wouldn’t be surprised if she gets her exclusive following list from being a part of the talented class of 2025.
Priya @priyajd
Who is Wednesday Addams and why is she taking over the whole Buzzfeed home page when I’m trying to take a quiz.
[attached screenshot of the BuzzFeed homepage that is cropped to show the following titles:
Wednesday Addams Joined Twitter And Yes, We’re Excited Too · Posted 2 hours ago
Wednesday Addams’s Following List Explained: The Nevermore Class Of ’25 · Posted 5 hours ago
5 Times Wednesday Addams And Enid Sinclair Were BFF Goals · Posted 9 hours ago
Build Your Own Fro-Yo And We’ll Tell You If You’re More Wednesday Addams Or Enid Sinclair · Posted 13 hours ago]
kilometer morals @km_morals
quote tweeting @priyajd
NAH FR. @BuzzFeed idk who’s responsible for this but im gonna murder them in cold blood
Wednesday Addams ✔ @w_addams
replying to @km_morals
Kilometer, I don’t know who you are but you are my favourite person so far on this app. I have grown an equally strong hatred of “BuzzFeed” and the faux-journalism they peddle and would be happy to brain-storm murder plots if you’re interested. Feel free to message me privately.
Wednesday Addams ✔ @w_addams
replying to @km_morals @w_addams
My partner is now telling me that the correct term is “slide into my DMs.”
kilometer morals @km_morals
replying to @w_addams
UM
Enid Sinclair ✔ @enidsinclair
replying to @w_addams @km_morals
wednesday babe everyone can see this
Wednesday Addams ✔ @w_addams
replying to @enidsinclair @km_morals
Only amateurs and children need to utilise the element of surprise, Enid.
violet @hoehoehoe
replying to @w_addams @enidsinclair @km_morals
“BABE” ????
Priya @priyajd
anyway here’s the verdict
[attached screenshot of the result of a BuzzFeed quiz:
You are Wednesday Addams! You don’t take sh*t from anybody. You love expressing yourself creatively, both with your fashion choices and your art. You have a dry sense of humor, and though not everybody gets it, you have a close circle of friends who appreciate you (and probably a few admirers, as well)!]
Wednesday Addams ✔ @w_addams
replying to @priyajd
How do I delete this from the internet?
Enid Sinclair ✔ @enidsinclair
finally going to LA to see my sweetheart again!! honestly she should just retire i physically cannot handle not seeing her for this long
[attached photo of Enid on a grounded plane, grinning ear to ear]
enid sinclairs lost eyelash @f4shionqueen
replying to @enidsinclair
AWWWW
Wednesday Addams ✔ @w_addams
replying to @enidsinclair
That is incredibly pathetic.
Enid Sinclair ✔ @enidsinclair
replying to @w_addams
fuck you
violet @hoehoehoe
i literally cannot figure these two out
[attached screenshot of the above exchange]
Enid Sinclair ✔ @enidsinclair
my gf when i try to hug her in public during our reunion :(
[attached photo of Enid and Wednesday at the airport, recreating the photo of Seth and Wednesday. Enid hugs her while she stands there stiffly, expressionless]
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Enid Sinclair ✔ @enidsinclair
quote tweeting @enidsinclair
just kidding ;)
[attached photo of Enid and Wednesday at the airport, though this time Wednesday is hugging Enid back tightly, face buried in the crook of her shoulder, eyes closed. Enid is smiling widely]
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violet @hoehoehoe
quote tweeting @enidsinclair
OH.
