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under the sea is a kingdom - a kingdom of merpps.
these merpps are so full of swag, they're the reason humans can live under water. humans are too derp to take it all.
anyway. not about derps.
merpps are swaggin up everythin, yadda yadda- bam. octopus bitch. bitchin up everything the stupid, shitty way. luckily tav was there. shoosh papped the fuck outta that huge 8itch. then there was a juggalo. also tav. and karkrab. but mostly
MY NAME IS NOT KARKRAB YOU DUMB FISHY ASSHOLE.
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nah.
anyway agin. again even.
this kingdom is the best place to live for anyone. theres frolicking, song, dance-sorta cuz we're swimming.
im so fucking bored, bro, harpoon me now.