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To Put It Straight, I’m Gay

Summary:

Kevin and Mark and just your average straight guys at school. But it all spiraled down after a small joke.. and the rest of their friend group seem to notice them getting closer too. And it isnt just as friends.

Notes:

hihi!! just gonna introduce the characters here

every one of these people are real!! and this fic is just for the funsies so pls do not ship anyone included here ^^

Kevin - he/him, sits at the back of the classroom, manages to get good grades in his classes.
Mark - he/him, sits behind Kevin, usually distracts him until the teacher tells them off.
Pearl - she/they, sits in front of Kevin, tries to eavesdrop on their silly conversations while still paying attention in class.
Kianna - they/them, sits 1 seat away from Pearl, stops by the other 3 to catch up.
Koabina - she/her, is in the online version of the classes, but still hears the juicy stuff in her group chat with pearl, kia, kiesha, and rai
Kiesha - she/her, is in another school, but is still being updated everyday.
Rai - he/they, lives in another country, but is also still being updated everyday.
- Mari

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Chapter 1: What if we dated as a joke 😳

Notes:

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Chapter Text

It was a regular Monday. Everyone was in their classes listening— or at least trying to listen.. to their respective teachers. One time, a pair of boys were talking as one of them said,

”Yo Kev," the younger of the two poked on his shoulder, "what if we dated..” he teased.

"Wh- the hell?! What drugs are you on to think about that?!" the other accusingly retorted. "Be fu-"

"As a jokee" Mark stuck his tongue out.

Kevin grumbled and turned around to take down notes, but had to turn back to ask, "Why did you tell me that anyway?"

"Oh! Uhm uhh ahh" Mark tried to come up with an excuse.

"That's all for today class! Let us all stand up and pray for our closing prayer." 


-RECESS-


"Now what the genuine fvck was that" Pearl turned to them keeping their books in her bag while looking at the two as if she just overheard the most horrifying thing ever.

"I- you didn't eavesdrop us did you??" Kevin looked at her tensely.

"Yoo what's happening here" Kianna strutted over from the very front. 

"These "straight" men are doing various gay crimes" Pearl whispered to them while glaring at the other two.

"Hey! We can hear you gay@sses!!" Mark shouted, which- didn't really bother the rest of the class as some of the others were fighting, gossiping, and all that stuff.

"LMAO??" Kianna cackled, "omg slay what u wanna slayy" Kianna chortled into that one tiktok sound while doing the gay hand thing.

"oh my god" Kevin covered his ears. "MARK HELP ME"

"DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CAN??" Mark snapped while doing the same.

"SLAY SLOUT SISTERR SLAY MY SISTER MISTERR" Kianna and Pearl chanted.


- after class -

Notes:

Character Info: Kianna (copying PF's layout >:) )
Name: Kianna / cult kid#0264 / MariTheGhostt
Birthday: March 18
Pronouns: they/them
Sexuality: Lesbian Asexual
Likes: strawberries, sweet potato chips
Dislikes: Kevin, Mark, vegetables, a shade of green that isn’t sage green