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12:36 A.M.
Scott added 11 people to “New Group chat”
Scott changed group name to “queers?”
Scott: WELCOME
fWhip: to jurassic park
Lizzie: is that supposed to cut into background music
Pixlriffs: I’m hoping this is for class and not for Scott’s indulgence?
fWhip: those are big words
fWhip: get them away
Gem: fWhip no
Scott: yes yes ofc pixil :0
fWhip: Scott being gay for everyone in the class part 2
Scott: shut.
Jimmy: Ello
Jimmy: I think I just watched someone get beat up in the hallway
Jimmy: I’m not sure!!
Scott: IM SORRY????
Lizzie: jimmy are you okay
Jimmy: no
Jimmy: was that ever a question :D
Joel: mmmm yes just beat up a kid in the hallway
Lizzie: oh.
Scott: oh?
Gem: 2 types of people.
Scott: hhh who was it?
Joel: I don’t know?? You talk like I know their names.
Scott: Jimmy what did they look like
Jimmy: tall.
Scott: That’s not helpful.
Jimmy: good.
Scott: Corrupt class president arc???
Joel: this isn’t your fan fictions scott.
7:41 A.M.
queers?
Scott: hello fellow mistakes!
Joel: i wasnt a mistake
Scott: you will be soon.
Joel: what.
Joel: go back
Joel: EXPLAIN
Joel: HOW IS THAT THREATENING
Joel: WHAT?
Scott: 😊
Joel: IS NOBODY GOING TO STOP HIM?
Lizzie: nah
Lizzie: i wanna see what happens
Joel: This is it we’re getting a divorce
Lizzie: we were never married :)
Joel: my life is a lie
Gem: shut
Gem: up
Gem: up-shut your mouths cowards.
Gem: its too early for you to be spamming.
9:34 A.M.
Jimmy: ok I'll bite
Jimmy: where’s shubble
Katherine: wdym where’s shubble
Jimmy: I mean WHERES SHUBBLE???
Katherine: gone.
Jimmy: wdym GONE?
Katherine: GONE
Katherine: FOREVER
Pixlriffs: She left her phone in class.
Pixlriffs: Jimmy, you ‘confiscated’ it and put it in the phone jail you made.
Pixlriffs: She forgot it was in there on Friday.
Jimmy: Oh.
Jimmy: It wasnt my fault I swear
Scott: why do you want to know where shubble is Jimmy
Jimmy: Mrs. Whattevrr her name is wanted us to do the history project together.
Scott: you do know she lives in our neighborhood
Scott: right
Jimmy: wait she does
Scott: did you not know?? How did you not realize?
Jimmy: i dont pay attention to people,,,
Scott: I guessed
Jimmy: I have chronic ADHD wdym you guessed
Scott: Jimmy we met in third grade.
Scott: I’M FRIENDS WITH YOUR BROTHER.
Jimmy: ok hear me out
Jimmy: h-hear me out,,,
Scott: no
Jimmy: oh
Lizzie: I hate to interupt yall but
Lizzie: Jimmy didn’t you say your brother moved away???
Jimmy: yep,,, he goes to a school furhter away.
Jimmy: It’s complicated
Scott: my brother moved away as well!! He also tried to kill me that one time lol
Lizzie: Wait what
Jimmy: hold on-
Joel: I'm sorry???
Katherine: shubble here; I hate your brother.
Scott: no its fine I really don’t care
Jimmy: silence
Jimmy: I called Gri and he has Pearl on the phone and im coming over with the cookies my mom made and I will cheer you up
Scott: im not against that
Jimmy: good!
12:46 P.M.
Sausage: hi I just got my phone back
Sausage: wait
Sausage: Scott what do you mean
Scott: :D
Sausage: Scott
Scott: :0
Sausage: are you okay???
Scott: no but baked goods would help :)
Sausage: ok!! Me and bubbles are coming over with brownies in 36 minutes!! Be ready!!
Scott: thanks <3
Sausage: any time Scott!!
7:32 A.M.
Katherine: jimmy how could you put Shubble's phone in phone jail
Jimmy: she weren't listening to me in class
Jimmy: so, phone jail
Katherine: it was lunch time.
Jimmy: and
Katherine: pov: im this close to strangling you in your sleep w/magic
Jimmy: what.
Katherine: ;)
Jimmy: you can do that??
Jimmy: CAN SHE DO THAT??