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Techno walked into the living room to see.. a sight, alright.
There was a dead body on the floor, it wasn’t Wilbur, whom had been home alone, but a random stranger dressed in black, which was dumb for the day.
He looked like a robber at least, but Techno was still concerned, did a psycho get in, kill Wilbur and then kill himself or their partner?
"Wilbur!!" He called, aiming it upstairs, where Wilbur was presumably in his bedroom.
Quickly, Wilbur came rushing down the stairs, to which Techno said, "There is a dead human in our house!"
Wilbur gaped at the guy, "Oh- Hey, how did he get here?"
Techno resisted the urge to facepalm, "Wilbur, what did you do?!"
Wilbur pointed to himself, “Me? That- that- I didn’t do this!"
Techno raised an eyebrow at his brother, "Explain what happened, Wilbur."
"I’ve never seen him before in my life!" Wilbur claimed.
Techno could not believe his brother, "Why did you kill this person, Wilbur?!" He was showing all the signs of lying.
“I do not kill people- that is- that is my LEAST favourite thing to do.!" Wilbur nodded a little to try and make it more believable.
"Tell me, WILBUR, exactly what you were doing before I got home." Techno struggled to keep a straight face.
"Alright, well, I- I was upstairs." Wilbur started.
"Okay.." Techno pushed for Wilbur to continue.
"I was, uh, I was sitting in my room." Wilbur gestures to the stairs leading upwards.
"Yes.?"
"Reading my lyrics."
"Go on." Techno pressed.
"And, uh, well this guy walked in." Techno felt a little impatient.
"Okay."
“So I went up to him." Now they were getting somewhere.
"Yes?"
"And I.. uh, stabbed him 37 times in the chest." Wilbur said casually.
"…" Techno stares at his twin.
"Wilbur! That kills people!!" Techno felt like he could faint from how idiotic his twin was.
“Oh, oh wow-"
"Wilbur-!"
“Oh, I, uh, I didn’t know that-" Wilbur said an excuse.
Techno sighed in exasperation, "How could you not know that?!"
"Yeah.. I’m in the wrong here." Wilbur twiddled his index fingers together.
"I.. suck."
After that, Techno had to explain to Wilbur what does and what doesn’t kill people, when Wilbur mentions;
"I saw Phil do it tho."
Techno felt like he was either going to facepalm because of how stupid his family was, or faint because of how reckless they were.
They were both as good as each other.
Techno sighed, “Ofcourse Phil managed to be the most fatherly guy in the world and yet still kill people."
Wilbur just looked at him with a look. Techno couldn’t explain the look.. it was just a look.
Then, the door opened and In came Phil.
"What the fu–"
"Techno did it." Wilbur interrupted childishly, pointing at his brother.
Phil turned to Techno and looked.. proud.? "Aww, my favourite child is becoming like me!"
Wilbur then pouted and tried to protest, but Techno did not hear him as he was squished into a hug by his father.
Then, after his father had stepped back, he grimaced and said, "Let’s clean this up, Mate."