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2023-03-31
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Class 1-Ah fuck, here we go again

Summary:

In the aftermath of the USJ Incident, U.A and it's staff decide, along with the class representatives, that to have quicker lines of communication in case of emergency, groupchats are a good idea.

Chaos, shenanigans and other found family fun ensues.

Notes:

Hi, hello! 'Tis I, coming yet again with a new project even though I already have several WIPs going, because I have no self-control. I just couldn't resist a BNHA chatfic though - chatfics are my weakness, and I had an idea for one myself and I had to write it!
And here we are!

I make no promises on upload times because I don't know how long my buffer will last, or when I next will get time/inspiration to write.
Also, I do take suggestions, as long as it at least loosely follows canon! I reserve the right to take your suggestions and do as I please with them though ;)

Anyways, enough rambling, to the story!!
(Cheat sheets for all chats, nicknames, and similar will be in the end notes after every chapter!)

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: get rekt

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

[Iida created a group: Class 1-A]

[Iida added Midoriya, Uraraka, 080-xxxx-xxxx, and 17 more to Class 1-A]

Iida: After recent events, student representatives were told in a meeting with the teachers to create ways to quickly reach students in case of emergency.

Iida: It was decided to create group chats where each homeroom teacher can quickly do roll calls or announce things to all of us at once.

Iida: Admins will be Sensei, Yaoyoruzu-san, Midoriya-san and I!

Aizawa: I won't monitor this chat, do not @ me unless there’s an actual emergency or you have a serious question. You have my number for more private matters too. I'm more likely to check that and reply even if it's something as "small" as having a nightmare and needing someone to talk to. Trust me when I say it's common to need that kind of support in our industry.

Aizawa: There are no real rules beyond existing school rules. Zero tolerance for bullying, racism, quirkism, and any other type of harassment, and no alcohol or other shit minors shouldn't have on campus. If you do any of that crap, keep it out of school and out of this chat, I want plausible deniability.

Aizawa: Finally, because it will come up at some point, yes you can curse, be in relationships, and whatever. We don't care about that as long as you shut up, listen, and be respectful when you need to.

Aizawa: Understood?

Midoriya: Yes, sensei!

Iida: Yes sir!

080-xxxx-xxxx: so… We can set nicknames and send memes and stuff?

Aizawa: As long as you aren't choosing offensive shit, yes. You're teenagers, we know what that entails.

Aizawa: Now, I’ll be going offline as I’m being told to rest. I’ll see you all in class when they start back up. You have Thursday and Friday off due to the attack, please take the chance to rest, see a therapist, and process what you went through.

[Aizawa went offline]

[090-xxxx-xxxx changed their nickname to Serotonin]

Serotonin: rad

Midoriya: I'm guessing that's Sero! Love the pun!

[080-xxxx-xxxx changed their nickname to Nitro]

Nitro: I'm muting this shit, do NOT bother me. I'll chat when I want and no other time, got it?

Nitro: Same exceptions as sensei. I'll always respond to emergencies but my phone is fucking connected to my hearing aids, I do not need this chat buzzing literally right in my ear 24/7

Midoriya: If you need Kacchan or need to know anything you can usually ping me first! I know *most* of what you could possibly want, or if I don't, I'm less likely to get exploded for bothering him!

Nitro: What he said.

Iida: Alright Bakugou!

Iida: Oh, if everyone would please state your preferred pronouns as well as who you are if your nickname doesn't immediately give it away? I shall make a cheat sheet for everyone to reference if needed.

*[1 long hour of nicknames being changed and pronouns stated later]*

Exhaust(ed): That should be everyone, but if we somehow missed anyone, please let me know and I'll add them to the cheat sheet! I'm compiling it now, I'll send and pin it soon!

Gravity who?: Thanks Iida-kun~

Gravity who?: Oh but there’s still Todoroki-kun!

070-xxxx-xxxx: I don’t really care for this..

Gravity who?: Please?? You’re the only one who hasn’t changed yours yet!

070-xxxx-xxxx: Fine. After this, stop bothering me.

[070-xxxx-xxxx changed their nickname to Snapfreeze]

Snapfreeze: There. He/him. Now leave me alone.

Exhaust(ed): Alright, now that everyone’s done theirs, let me post the cheat sheet!

Exhaust(ed): Remember, unless they offer an explanation, do not question their pronoun choices, just accept them and use them as requested!

Exhaust(ed):
Aizawa-sensei: Aizawa (he/him?)
Aoyama Yuuga: Merci Mon 🍒 (he/they)
Ashido Mina: Mimic (she/her)
Asui Tsuyu: unfrogettable (she/frog)
Iida Tenya: Exhaust(ed) (he/him)
Uraraka Ochako: Gravity who? (she/her)
Ojiro Mashirao: Tyrannosaurus Deer (he/him)
Kaminari Denki: zapsnap (they/them)
Kirishima Eijirou: baby shark (he/him)
Kouda Kouji: booplesnoot (he/him)
Sato Rikidou: Treacle (he/him)
Shouji Mezou: Dumbo (he/they)
Jirou Kyouka: Don’t be # (she/they)
Sero Hanta: Serotonin (they/it)
Tokoyami Fumikage: Grackle (they/them) Dark Shadow (she/her)
Todoroki Shouto: Snapfreeze (he/him)
Hagakure Tooru: chameleon (she/her)
Bakugou Katsuki: Nitro (he/him)
Midoriya Izuku: Hero Encyclopedia (they/them)
Yaoyoruzu Momo: Palutena (she/her)

[Exhaust(ed) pinned 1 message!]

Exhaust(ed): If you do any nickname changes, do notify me and I’ll update the list!

Mimic: U da best, class prez!

unfrogettable: Shouji-kun, I’ve been wondering

unfrogettable: Why Dumbo?

Dumbo: Dumbo Octopus

Dumbo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxuBwfNp2wk

Dumbo: Cutest octopus you’ll ever see

unfrogettable: Oh that is adorable

Gravity who?: Awwwww it got shy!! So cute!

Hero Encyclopedia: I would kill for the Dumbo Octopus.

Exhaust(ed): Midoriya-kun! That is highly inappropriate of an aspiring hero!!

Hero Encyclopedia: I don't care

Hero Encyclopedia: That little cutie deserves everything and I will do anything for them

booplesnoot: same

baby shark: woah dude!!

baby shark: it’s so cute!!

baby shark: gotta protect

[090-xxxx-xxxx changed their nickname to get this (g)rape]

get this (g)rape: Hey ladies ;)

Hero Encyclopedia: No

Hero Encyclopedia: In The Rat Lord’s name, Nedzu, I banish you

[Hero Encyclopedia has kicked and banned get this (g)rape]

Don’t be #: get rekt

Notes:

Cheat sheet(s):

 

Class 1-A

 

Aizawa-sensei: Aizawa (he/him)
Aoyama Yuuga: Merci Mon 🍒 (he/they)
Ashido Mina: Mimic (she/her)
Asui Tsuyu: unfrogettable (she/frog)
Iida Tenya: Exhaust(ed) (he/him)
Uraraka Ochako: Gravity who? (she/her)
Ojiro Mashirao: Tyrannosaurous Deer (he/him)
Kaminari Denki: zapsnap (they/them)
Kirishima Eijirou: baby shark (he/him)
Kouda Kouji: booplesnoot (he/him)
Sato Rikidou: Treacle (he/him)
Shouji Mezou: Dumbo (he/they)
Jirou Kyouka: Don’t be # (she/they)
Sero Hanta: Serotonin (they/it)
Tokoyami Fumikage: Grackle (they/them) Dark Shadow (she/her)
Todoroki Shouto: Snapfreeze (he/him)
Hagakure Tooru: chameleon (she/her)
Bakugou Katsuki: Nitro (he/him)
Midoriya Izuku: Hero Encyclopedia (they/them)
Yaoyoruzu Momo: Palutena (she/her)