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Mr. Lancer’s English Class Group Chat
Wes Weston: FINALLY
Wes Weston: INDISPUTABLE PROOF
Tucker Foley: For the last time the moon landing was NOT faked!!!!
Valerie Gray: When did I get added to this chat?????
Tucker Foley: Beginning of the year
Paulina Sanchez: How did you get my phone number????
Tucker Foley: Lancer passed around the sheet of paper??????
Wes Weston: WILL YOU CRETINS PLEASE FOCUS
Paulina Sanchez: Who are you calling a cretin?! @Dash Baxter and @Kwan Park can you kick his ass????
Daniel Fenton: *grabs popcorn*
Samantha Manson: why are YOU encouraging this??
Daniel Fenton: do you not remember the time he hissed at me like a cat because im “ectocontaminated” and then accused me of hooking up with a ghost????
Tucker Foley: lol you were soooooo mad
Daniel Fenton: that image is permanently seared into my brain
Daniel Fenton: esp cause I know that its biologically possible for ghosts to make babies
Valerie Gray: ITS WHAT
Paulina Sanchez: EWWWWWWW
Star Smith: GROSS FENTON
Kwan Park: EW WAIT JUST WITH OTHER GHOSTS OR WITH HUMANS TOO????????
Dash Baxter: THIS IS WHAT I OPEN THIS CHAT TO??????
Daniel Fenton: YEAH ITS FUCKED
Daniel Fenton: IF IM CURSED WITH THIS KNOWLEGE YOU SHOULD BW TOO
Daniel Fenton: hang on the full name thing is bothering me
Daniel Fenton set Samatha Manson’s nickname to Sam
Daniel Fenton set Tucker Foley’s nickname to Tuck
Wes Weston: WILL YOU ALL PLEASE FOCUS
Daniel Fenton set Valerie Gray’s nickname to Val
Wes Weston: I HAVE PROOF THAT FENTON AND PHANTOM ARE THE SAME PERSON
Daniel Fenton set Daniel Fenton’s nickname to Danny
Danny: wat
Danny: THATS what the newest theory is??????
Danny: ok
Danny set Wes Weston’s nickname to Press ‘X’ to Doubt
Sam: x
Paulina Sanchez: Ugh he's not cute enough to be the ghost boy
Danny: HEY
Dash Baxter: HA
Press ‘X’ to Doubt: NO SHUT UP LOOK
Press ‘X’ to Doubt: Fenton=Phantom_Evidence005.jpg
Danny: is
Danny: IS THAT MY HOUSE
Danny: ARE YOU TAKING PICTURES OF MY HOUSE
Dash Baxter: Ok Wes your shooting way up the “nerds to pummel list” this is fucking creepy
Val: Wes everyone already knows the Fentons have the ghost portal in their basement
Val: Phantom’s just coming in and out
Paulina Sanchez: I thought the Fentons had that ghost alarm thingie
Kwan Park: ^^^^
Danny: lol that thing works like 20% of the time
Danny: if i went downstairs right now and phantom was just eating a bowl of cereal at my kitchen table i wouldnt even question it
Danny: high key my parents might not either if i just like,,, said it was cosplay
Star Smith: I thought they were ghosthunters????
Danny: welcome to my world
Danny: they thought jazz was a ghost for a solid week but then youngblood fucks with us for our entire vacation and suddenly IM just SeEiNg tHiNgS
Dash Baxter: Wow I almost feel bad for Fenton
Press ‘X’ to Doubt: THAT IS FENTON’S WINDOW PHANTOM IS FLYING OUT OF
Press ‘X’ to Doubt: WHY WOULD HE EVEN BE *IN* FENTON’S ROOM????
Danny: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT IS MY ROOM
Sam: Thats sus af Wes
Press ‘X’ to Doubt: Well IS it your room, Fenton?
Danny: DO NOT TRY TO DEFLECT THIS ONTO ME MAN THIS IS WEIRD EVEN FOR YOU
Danny set Press ‘X’ to Doubt’s nickname to WES IS SUS AF
Val: Okay I’m not condoning stalking or anything but… that *is* Danny’s window…
Danny: BRUH
Danny set Val’s nickname to TRAITOR
Sam: Guys calm down
Sam: Just because thats Danny’s room doesnt automatically mean he and Phantom are the same person
Sam: That is an insane people conclusion
WES IS SUS AF: IT IS N O T
TRAITOR: I never said that I agreed with Wes’s crazy theory…
WES IS SUS AF: ITS THE TRUTH
Tuck: Shut up flat earther
Kwan Park: asdfhfhfhfhfhfhflkj
TRAITOR: I’m just saying that I’m concerned with Phantom being in Danny’s room
Paulina Sanchez: YEAH NO KIDDING
Paulina Sanchez: WHY HIS AND NOT MINE?
TRAITOR: …
TRAITOR: That isn’t what i meant either
Sam set Paulina Sanchez’s nickname to Priorities
Priorities: Gurl don’t even! You get to be rescued by him every couple of weeks!!! It’s so not fair!!!
Sam: GETTING KIDNAPPED BY GHOSTS IS NOT A *GOOD* THING PAULINA
TRAITOR: GUYS
TRAITOR: @Danny Why IS Phantom in your room
Danny: why do you assume i know????
Danny: ima have to do a better job of ghost-proofing my room
Danny: dont want the fucking box ghost getting in there
Tuck: bruhhhh remember the last time we tried that???
Tuck: we tried those blood blossoms your aunt was growing
Tuck: and you ended up being crazy allergic to them?????
Tuck: you almost died????
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LiterallyDead: tuck wtf are you doing
PDA PDA: trying to plant this seed so Val won’t ever stock up on blood blossoms
Gamer Goth: 4D chess over here
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Danny: oh yeah lol
WES IS SUS AF: AND NO ONE THINKS ITS WEIRD THAT DANNY IS ALLERGIC TO A GHOST REPELLENT?????
Sam: My mom’s allergic to penicillin that doesnt make her a bacteria
Tuck: don’t let Wes around your mom he’s gonna try to spray her with disinfectant lol
Sam: Hmmm actually that might be funny
Tuck set WES IS SUS AF’s nickname to Conspiracy Nut
Conspiracy Nut: FENTON YOU HAVE BEEN DOING NOTHING BUT DEFLECTING SINCE I PRESENTED MY EVIDENCE
Conspiracy Nut: YOU BETTER HAVE SOME COUNTER EVIDENCE
Conspiracy Nut set Conspiracy Nut’s nickname to Conspiracy Connoisseur
Danny: THAT EVIDENCE JS BULLSHIT AND WE ALL KNOW IT
Danny: I DONT NEED TO JUSTIFY MYSELF TO Y O U
Danny: what are you gonna do anyway??? tattle to my mom??? go to the guys in white???
Tuck: yea wes go present your theory to a government agency
Danny: its batshit enough that they might go for it lmaoooo
Conspiracy Connoisseur: Maybe I’ll use the Fenton Thermos on you
Danny: WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET A FENTON THERMOS
Conspiracy Connoisseur: I have my ways
Danny: jokes on you even if it worked on humans that shit dont work full stop unless you charge it with ecto energy
Danny: so be my guest
Conspiracy Connoisseur: THEN HOW DO YOU CHARGE YOURS?????
Sam: HE HAS A GHOST PORTAL IN HIS BASEMENT WES
Sam: INFINITE CHARGE
TRAITOR: ohhhhhhhh
TRAITOR: I was wondering that too to be honest
TRAITOR: But that makes sense
Conspiracy Connoisseur: NO DON’T AGREE WITH THEM!!!
Conspiracy Connoisseur: Fenton=Phantom_Evidence002.jpg
Conspiracy Connoisseur: Fenton=Phantom_Evidence003.jpg
Conspiracy Connoisseur: MANSON AND FOLEY ARE IN ON IT TOO!!!
Conspiracy Connoisseur: FENTON’S SISTER MANSON AND FOLEY ALL WITH PHANTOM
Conspiracy Connoisseur: BUT FENTON IS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN
Sam: YOURE STALKING ME AND TUCK NOW TOO???
Dash Baxter: bro what
Kwan Park: lol???? You guys are just chillin in the park w phantom????
Priorities: LUCKY
TRAITOR: okay wtf
TRAITOR: It physically pains me to side with wes in any way, shape, or form, but like
TRAITOR: You three *do* show up around Phantom a weird amount
Conspiracy Connoisseur: THANK YOU
TRAITOR: I’ll smash your kneecaps
Dash Baxter: I’ll help
Dash Baxter: I don’t even like these losers but this is fucked
Kwan Park: ^^^
Danny: lol dash be like “no one gets to fcuk with them except me”
Dash Baxter: shut it
Dash Baxter: My therapist says I need to stop taking my anger out on other people but I will if you keep being annoying
Sam: Dash therapy arc???????
Danny: jazz is gonna flip
Tuck: based
Priorities: Good for you Dash, but now I wanna know why the geek squad gets to hang out with Phantom so much!!
TRAITOR: Agreed
TRAITOR: But minus the “gets to” part
Conspiracy Connoisseur: ITS BECAUSE THEY’RE THE SAME PERSON!!
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LiterallyDead: okay wes is NOT letting this go
LiterallyDead: what do
PDA PDA: i gocchu
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Tuck: You want counter evidence???
Tuck: mulletDanny.jpg
Tuck: BLAMO
Tuck: Danny and Phantom in the same room together
Danny: HUH
Kwan Park: THE FILE NAME SKSKSKSKSKS
Danny: DID YOU SAVE THAT IMAGE BECAUSE OF MY STUPID HAIRCUT?????
Tuck: yeah lol
Danny set Tuck’s nickname to TRAITOR 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
TRAITOR 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: heh BOOgaloo
Danny: fuck you fuck you fkcu you
Conspiracy Connoisseur: Nice try Foley
Conspiracy Connoisseur: Everyone knows ghosts can duplicate their form
TRAITOR: Wtf
TRAITOR: No they can’t????
Conspiracy Connoisseur: Oh? And how do you know this?
Conspiracy Connoisseur: It’s not like you’re a ghosthunter
Conspiracy Connoisseur: Red=Gray_Evidence001.jpg
Conspiracy Connoisseur: oh wait…
Dash Baxter: WHAT
Kwan Park: adlafgjnsk
Priorities: YOU'RE THE ONE ALWAYS SHOOTING AT PHANTOM >:(
Sam: Living up to that nickname...
TRAITOR: BRO THAT WASN’T A SECRET
Danny: IT WASNT??????
TRAITOR: YEAH??? My dad already knows and its not like my social life can get any deader
TRAITOR 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: heh
TRAITOR 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: ghost pun
Sam: Tucker I will break your pda in half
TRAITOR 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: NOOOOOOOOO
TRAITOR: Also all the ghosts seem to figure it out too damn quick so keeping it quiet won’t keep them from attacking the people I care about. I’m outta reasons to not tell.
TRAITOR: But I can fake it if you want.
TRAITOR: Oh no Wes! You have uncovered me! How will I ever cope????
Danny: WHY WAS I KEEPING IT A SECRET IF IT WASNT A SECRET????
Star Smith: YOU KNEW??????
TRAITOR: ?????
TRAITOR: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN KEEPING IT SECRET
Danny: val i hate to break it to you but your suit has like,,,, NO voice changing shit
Sam: I figured it out and told him
Danny: I WOULDA FOUND OUT EVENTUALLY
Danny: WE DATED REMEMBER
Conspiracy Connoisseur: UGH HOW DO YOU GUYS RUIN MY MOMENT AND DEFLECT AT THE SAME TIME
TRAITOR set TRAITOR’s nickname to Red
Red: Fine then
Red: As a ghosthunter, I can confirm that ghosts can’t duplicate their forms
Kwan Park: IM STILL REELING GIVE ME A SEC
Dash Baxter: IS THAT WHY YOU ALWAYS GO RUNNING TO THE BATHROOM WHEN A GHOST ATTACKS????
Conspiracy Connoisseur: AND WHO ELSE ALWAYS GOES RUNNING TO THE BATHROOM WHEN A GHOST ATTACKS??
Danny: you just tried convincing everyone that i can duplicate myself
Danny: why tf would i need to run off if i can duplicate myself????
Conspiracy Connoisseur: Gray is mostly correct - MOST ghosts cannot duplicate themselves
Danny: SO CAN I OR CANT I
Danny: pls im on the edge of my seat
Danny: i only have one brain cell i could double it and get twice the homework done
Sam: 2 x 0 = 0
Danny: oof rude
Kwan Park: okay but if you had a clone would you make out with it???
TRAITOR 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: asosdkdfjghr
Dash Baxter: KWAN WTF
Danny: WHAT
Danny: EW NO THAT WOULD BE LIKE MAKING OUT WITH A TWIN
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LiterallyDead: ewewewewewewewewewew
LiterallyDead: i feel the sudden urge to call dani to apologize
LiterallyDead: then wash out my eyeballs
LiterallyDead: i cannot believe i just read that
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Priorities: I hate it here
Sam set Kwan Park’ s nickname to Clone Fucker
Clone Fucker: I AM NOT
Dash Baxter: You made this bed dude
Dash Baxter: Now lay in it
Conspiracy Connoisseur: If you’re all done
Conspiracy Connoisseur: Fenton=Phantom_Evidence006.jpg
Conspiracy Connoisseur: The Fentons have a ghost catcher that separates ghostly matter from real world matter
Conspiracy Connoisseur: Fenton is not able to duplicate himself normally so he used this
Danny: IS THAT MY BASEMENT
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Gamer Goth: Ok wtf
Gamer Goth: I’m actually getting a little freaked out
PDA PDA: how does someone so insane actually hit the nail on the head????
Gamer Goth: Monkeys and typewriters????
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Danny: im literally calling the police wtf
Conspiracy Connoisseur: Calm down Fenton
Conspiracy Connoisseur: I rang your doorbell and asked your parents about ghosts
Conspiracy Connoisseur: I was in that lab faster than you could phase through the floor
Danny: …
Danny: unfortunately that tracks
Dash Baxter: OK HANG ON
Dash Baxter: Where did this convo go????
Dash Baxter: Explain this to me like i’m five
Conspiracy Connoisseur: UGH
Conspiracy Connoisseur: I’m surrounded by idiots
TRAITOR 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: you aint slick we all know thats a Lion King quote
Conspiracy Connoisseur: Okay:
Conspiracy Connoisseur: Phantom was seen flying out of Fenton’s room
Conspiracy Connoisseur: Fenton admitted the ghost alarms and precautions don’t stop ghosts
Conspiracy Connoisseur: Fenton’s friends and sister are regularly seen with Phantom, while Fenton has only been seen with him once
Conspiracy Connoisseur: Fenton always runs off during ghost attacks, only for Phantom to show up moments later
Conspiracy Connoisseur: The Fentons told me that a bunch of their ghost equipment goes off around him
Conspiracy Connoisseur: WHAT OTHER EXPLANATION COULD THERE BE BESIDES FENTON SECRETLY BEING A GHOST????
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LiterallyDead: ok
LiterallyDead: i have a plan
LiterallyDead: just roll with me on this
Gamer Goth: oh no
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Danny: YOU WANT THE TRUTH
Conspiracy Connoisseur: yes
Danny: YOU WANT THE FUCKING TRUTH
TRAITOR 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: THERE IS NO FRIDGE
Danny added Danny Phantom to the chat
Danny: BAM
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Gamer Goth: HOW IS THIS YOUR PLAN
PDA PDA: ADLKFJDAKFJD I LOVE THIS
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Conspiracy Connoisseur: WHAT
Priorities: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Star Smith: SKSKSKSKSKSGAOHWIEGBEG
Clone Fucker: DKSLAHGFKALDJFKLAJDLFJALDSKFJALKDJF
Dash Baxter: WHAT THE FUCK
Red: PHANTOM????????
Priorities: HOW DO YOU HAVE HIS NUMBER
Danny: im basking in this chaos rn lmaoo
Danny Phantom: FENTON WHAT THE FUCK?!
Danny Phantom: I GAVE YOU THIS NUMBER FOR EMERGENCIES!
Danny: cry about it ghost boy i have reached my limit
Danny set Danny Phantom’ s nickname to Inviso-Bill
Inviso-Bill: NO! NOT AGAIN!
Inviso-Bill set Inviso-Bill’ s nickname to Phantom
Phantom: WHY AM I HERE?
Red: YEAH WHY THE FUCK IS HE HERE
Phantom: Please tell me “Red” does not refer to the Red Huntress...
Red: YOU WISH
Phantom: OK DOUBLE WHY AM I HERE?!
Danny: wes
Phantom: Oh no.
Dash Baxter: YOU KNOW WES???
Phantom: Yeah, he follows me around trying to take pictures of me.
Phantom: And not like fanboy shit. I’m used to fanboy shit. Like I was *in* the Nasty Burger dumpster at three a.m. and then there’s this flash above me.
Phantom: I look up and just…
Conspiracy Connoisseur: Phantom=Menace_Evidence368.jpg
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PDA PDA: bruh I've never seen you use so much punctuation before
PDA PDA: did you give the phone to Jazz or somethin???
Jazz: Yes.
LiterallyDead: IM DICTATING SHES JUST MAKING IT NOT LOOK LIKE ME
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Clone Fucker: WHY WERE YOU IN THE NASTY BURGER DUMPSTER AT THREE AM???
Phantom: WHAT IS YOUR NICKNAME?!
Danny: part of wes’s evidence is the fact that ghosts can duplicate themselves
TRAITOR 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: and @Clone Fucker he was looking for cujos squeaky toy again
Red: Ugh
Phantom: A) I’m pretty sure Plasmius and Clockwork are the only ones who can do that with any sort of regularity. Trust me. I’ve tried. I managed once and never since.
Phantom: B) AND YOU IMMEDIATELY JUMPED TO FUCKING YOUR CLONE?!
Phantom: As someone who literally *has* a clone, deeply troubling.
Dash Baxter: YOU HUH
Priorities: Is he single???
Phantom: *She* is twelve.
Red: ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT DANIELLE
Phantom: …
Phantom: Red.
Phantom: We look exactly alike.
Phantom: We have the same name.
Phantom: I called her my cousin.
Phantom: Did you think she was just a fangirl?!
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Valerie Gray: ISN’T DANI A HALF GHOST
Danny Phantom: Please don’t mention the half ghost thing to Wes.
Danny Phantom: Please Red I will give you a personalized tour of the Ghost Zone.
Valerie Gray: But if she’s your clone…
Danny Phantom: Her *ghost* half is my clone.
Valerie Gray: WHAT IS HER HUMAN HALF THEN????
Danny Phantom: Ah. Well. You see.
Danny Phantom: Her human half is Danny Fenton.
Valerie Gray: WHAT????
Danny Phantom: So in a way, Wes is kinda right that Fenton and Phantom are the same person.
Danny Phantom: It’s just that that person is Dani.
Valerie Gray: But why Fenton???
Danny Phantom: Trust me, don’t ask.
Valerie Gray: ???????
Danny Phantom: Long story short: Plasmius is fucked.
Valerie Gray: Ok point…
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Jazz: IMG_0443.jpg
Jazz: She’s gonna figure it out.
LiterallyDead: no shut up this is fine
PDA PDA: “nobody’s gonna know” “they’re gonna know”
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Red: Idk i apparently ghosts can have babies the good old fashioned way??
Phantom: NO DON’T REMIND ME!
Phantom: I AM A MINOR!
Priorities: Okay but do ghosts date? Spill the tea ghost boy! <3
Phantom: Uhhh…
Phantom: Sorry just questioning all my afterlife choices right now.
Danny: youre HILARIOUS
Phantom: Thanks, I try.
Phantom: Ghost dating tea… Johnny and Kitty are obvious. They’ve been dating since before they died.
Sam: Goals
Danny: ew no johnny tried hooking up with my sister
Dash Baxter: WHO WHAT
TRAITOR 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: **he tried hooking up with your sister AFTER Kitty stole her body
TRAITOR 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: say what you will but he aint a cheater
Phantom: Ember and Skulker are dating right now, but I’ve been to the future and I know for a fact he ends up with Technus.
Clone Fucker: THE HUNTER GHOST IS BI????
Star Smith: Based?????
Phantom: Based on what?
Clone Fucker: OMG PHANTOM DOESNT KNOW MEMES
Phantom: I KNOW MEMES!
Danny: excuse you this is slander against my meme sending skills
Danny: phantom is a meme expert thanks to me
Phantom: I was doing the “are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice” meme! I know memes!
Dash Baxter: No offense dude but you text like my mom
TRAITOR 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: adifdklajfkdlajf
Phantom: NO NO NO!
Phantom: I’ve seen how Fenton texts. I got *Jazz* to teach me how to use this thing.
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LiterallyDead: very funny jazz
Jazz: ^_^
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Conspiracy Connoisseur: Fenton you must think you’re soooo clever
Danny: yes but about what specifically rn?
Conspiracy Connoisseur: You could’ve easily had a burner phone! There’s no proof that this is even Phantom!
Red: It’s Phantom
Red: No offense Danny but it might actually kill you to use this much proper grammar via text
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PDA PDA: akdfaldkfjkdaf
Gamer Goth: SHE RIGHT
LiterallyDead: what did i tell you
LiterallyDead: octodad-ing this shit
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Danny: none taken
Danny: this is who i am
Red: Besides, no one but me and Phantom would know about Danielle
Red: Unless you’re secretly Plasmius @Phantom
Phantom: ...
Phantom: How dare you.
Danny: high key you type like him dude
Phantom: STOP!
Dash Baxter: DO YOU HAVE EVERY GHOSTS NUMBER FENTON??????
Danny: NO
Danny: JUST LIKE FOUR OR FIVE OF THEM
Clone Fucker: ADKFLJADKFJDGKF
Red: WHAT
Phantom: To clarify: *I* have like four or five other ghosts’ numbers, and I gave them to Fenton FOR EMERGENCIES
TRAITOR 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: you gave him Plasmius’ to (and I’m quoting here) “prank call the fruitloop”
Phantom: That *was* an emergency.
Phantom: I needed a distraction.
Conspiracy Connoisseur: OKAY FINE IF YOU DON’T WANT TO ADMIT IT, THIS STILL BEGS THE QUESTION WHY DO FENTON AND PHANTOM KNOW EACH OTHER
Danny: then beg
Phantom: HA!
Star Smith: NO NO NO
Star Smith: I want to know now!!
Priorities: YEAH NO SHIT
Dash Baxter: @Sam @TRAITOR 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO DID YOU TWO KNOW ABOUT THIS???
Sam: lol yeah
TRAITOR 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: no shut up I wanna see how these two idiots try to weasel their way outta this one
Danny: consider yourselves weaseled @Everyone
Red: Danny…
Danny: OK OK OK
Danny: remember how i said i wouldnt be phased if phantom just showed up at my kitchen table eating cereal
Red: …
Red: You’ve GOT to be kidding me
Phantom: I wanted to see how much I could get away with.
Phantom: Fenton, how does your family even function?
Danny: jazz
Phantom: Fair.
Phantom: Counterpoint - that was day three of eating breakfast at your house.
Danny: countercounterpoint - jazz was outta town that weekend
Dash Baxter: adlfkjdkalfjd BRO
Conspiracy Connoisseur: So… what? Phantom LIVES at the Fenton’s???
Phantom: No. I just crash there sometimes.
Danny: and i show him memes and swipe him fenton gear
Danny: hes actually the only one who can get most of it to work
TRAITOR 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: and they were roommates
Sam: Oh my god they were roommates
Danny: HE CRASHES AT YOUR GUYS’S PLACES JUST AS OFTEN!!!!
Phantom: YOU BOTH KNOW I KNOW WHAT THAT MEME IMPLIES!
Dash Baxter: FENTON AND PHANTOM ARE HOOKING UP?????
Phantom: NO NO NO!
Danny: IM NOT INTO GHOSTS LIKE THAT!!!!
Phantom: AND I’M NOT INTO HUMANS LIKE THAT!
Star Smith: OOF POOR PAULIE
Priorities: I can fix him :)
Clone Fucker: @Danny @Phantom I cannot help but notice neither of you protested being into boys
Danny: bi boys solidarity
Sam: All ghosts are bi didn’t you know
Phantom: NOT TRUE.
Phantom: PLASMIUS IS AGRESSIVELY HETEROSEXUAL!
Clone Fucker: Serious question: if a ghost and a human hooked up, could they have a half-ghost kid????
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LiterallyDead: KWAN SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Phantom: For one - Ew.
Phantom: For two - No.
Conspiracy Connoisseur: So how DO you make a half-ghost???
Danny: you dont??????
Red: How would that even work??? You can’t be both dead AND alive???
Phantom: ^^^
Conspiracy Connoisseur: Hmmm you all got defensive REAL quick
TRAITOR 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: bruh what
TRAITOR 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: Wes, Mccarthy called, he wants his paranoia back
Dash Baxter: who???
Sam: pls just google it
Dash Baxter: ugh its saturday I shouldnt have to do school shit
Dash Baxter: …
Dash Baxter: Ok this is funny
Danny set TRAITOR 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO’ s nickname to Vat of Useless Info
Danny set Dash Baxter’s nickname to Google
Vat of Useless Info: clearly its not useless
Vat of Useless Info: I JUST used it to make fun of wes!
Danny: ok but you can make fun of wes way stupider
Danny: watch
Danny: hey wes
Danny: u dum
Conspiracy Connoisseur: SHUT IT FENTON
Danny: see
Star Smith: Okay hang on
Star Smith: If Phantom and Fenton are cool w admitting theyre bi I guess nows a good a time as any to admit Im gay af
Clone Fucker: lol same
Vat of Useless Info: pan
Sam: Pan
Red: bi n ace
Priorities: Bi! Another thing me and the ghost boy have in common! <333
Google: bruh same
Google: Are any of us straight????
Star Smith: I think wes’ new theory should be about how straight people dont exist
Danny: LMAO????
Danny set Star Smith’s nickname to The Gay Agenda
Vat of Useless Info: ok but like
Vat of Useless Info set the Chat Name to The Gay+Ghost Alliance
Red: Hey whoa just because Phantom and I havent fought lately doesnt mean were allies
Phantom: I KNOW MY COUSIN HAS BEEN CRASHING AT YOUR PLACE RED!
Red: I TOLD HER NOT TO TELL YOU
Phantom: Red she is my *clone*. I know how to tell when she’s hiding something from me.
Danny: can confirm they both awful liars
Phantom: Plus, I’ll give you a tour of the Ghost Zone if you do!
Danny: i’ll add dani to the chat if you dont
Vat of Useless Info: NO WE HAVENT FINISHED HER MEME EDUCATION
Daniel Fenton and Dani Phantom
Daniel Fenton: hey cuz
Daniel Fenton: you wanna help me with a prank on my class
Dani Phantom: YES
Daniel Fenton: full disclosure we pretending like fenton and phantom are two different people
Daniel Fenton: and dont mention youre a half ghost wes will flip his shit
Dani Phantom: L O L AMAZING
Daniel Fenton: also dont question my good grammar jazz is helping me write for phantom
Dani Phantom: gross
Daniel Fenton: ikr
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Danny: times up val
Vat of Useless Info: WAIT
Vat of Useless Info set Clone Fucker’s nickname to Football-n-Fanfic
Football-n-Fanfic: HOW DID YOU KNOW WHAT
Vat of Useless Info: I've read your stuff bro
Danny added Dani Phantom to the chat
Dani Phantom: WHATS UP FUCKERS
Google: adfkdfjdkfsalkdsf
Sam: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dani Phantom: did i do it right tucker????
Vat of Useless Info: yes, my pupil, you have done well
Phantom: Hey, cousin!
Dani Phantom: Heyo!!!
Dani Phantom set Phantom’s nickname to The Worse Phantom
The Worse Phantom: Really?
Danny: sksksksk high five!!!
Dani Phantom: i shall bap my phone
Red: Oh god she actually did…
The Worse Phantom set The Worse Phantom’s nickname to Phantom
Phantom set Dani Phantom’s nickname to With an i
With an i: I need to get that on a shirt
Danny: i was danny in amity park first so you two need to get in line
With an i: i’ll fight you for it
Phantom: NO NO NO, DANI NO FIGHTING HUMANS!
Phantom: AND FENTON, NO FIGHTING MY COUSIN!
With an i: so do you have to be gay OR a ghost for this
With an i: or is both fine?
Phantom: Dani.
Phantom: I’m here.
With an i: oh yeah lol
With an i: bi too
With an i: tho im his clone that shouldnt be a surprise
The Gay Agenda: Gurl did Fenton teach you how to text???
With an i: yes
With an i: i thought the clone thing would cause a bigger ruckus than this
Phantom: It already did.
With an i: NOOOOOOOOOOO
With an i: I DEMAND SCREENSHOTS
Danny: i gocchu
Danny: check dms
With an i: u r officially my favorite danny
Phantom: HEY!
With an i set Danny’s nickname to The Best Danny
With an i: so the ranking is me, then fenton, then cuz
Phantom: WOW.
Google: This chat is single handedly the weirdest thing to ever happen to me
Phantom: Eh. *Maybe* top ten.
With an i: you didnt LIVE w fruitloop
With an i: this doesnt even crack top 20
The Best Danny: top ten
Red: LIVE WITH THE FRUITLOOP
With an i: oops
With an i: good luck finding me im out
Red: YOU THREE CALLED PLASMIUS THE FRUITLOOP
Red: WHEN DID YOU LIVE WITH HIM
Phantom: Val, three guesses as to who we know who’s fruit-loopy enough to clone me.
The Best Danny: ME
Phantom: Fenton…
Phantom: I’ve seen your grades bro. You could never clone anything.
The Best Danny: ITS YOUR FAULT
The Best Danny: YOU COULD HELP ME EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE
Phantom: ASK YOUR SISTER!
Phantom: SHE IS SMARTER THAN ALL THREE DANNY’S PUT TOGETHER!
Vat of Useless Info: Team Phantom has one braincell and it’s Jazz’s.
Vat of Useless Info: she lends it to sam when shes outta town
The Best Danny: see val this is why you need to join us we can double the braincell count
With an i: join us val
With an i: hypnosis.gif
With an i: join us!!!
Red: …
Red: Ill think about it.
Phantom: Oh shit! That actually worked?!
With an i: see this is why im the best danny!!!
The Best Danny set The Best Danny’s nickname to The Second Best Danny
The Second Best Danny: you have earned the title young one… all hail the best danny
Vat of Useless Info: All hail!
Sam: All hail!
Red: I hate all of you except Dani.
The Second Best Danny: because shes the best danny
Conspiracy Connoisseur: I just went back to reread this convo - WHAT IS THIS ABOUT TIME TRAVEL??
Phantom: Oops.
Phantom: Yeah Clockwork is the master of all time.
Phantom: I stopped the apocalypse.
Phantom: You’re welcome.
Google: Thanks??????
Phantom: Clockwork was cool, but everything else about it sucked. 0/10, do not recommend.
Priorities: Were we together in the future??? <3
Phantom: Uhhhhhh.
Phantom: I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but pretty much everyone but me and Red were like non-ghost dead.
Football-n-Fanfic: WHAT
The Gay Agenda: NO WHAT
Red: NO WAY IN HELL
The Second Best Danny: i told you that future cant be real because i would simply refuse to die
Phantom: It is a very long, very traumatic story that I am not telling.
With an i: how did i not know about this????
With an i: i am shocked and offended
Phantom: In my defense, you didn’t even exist yet!
With an i: then truly we are on the superior timeline
The Second Best Danny: for sure
Phantom: Oh, I dunno Fenton, there *was* the time where your mom married Vlad Masters…
Priorities: The mayor????
The Second Best Danny: …
The Second Best Danny: val can i borrow a blaster
The Second Best Danny: i have the sudden desire to become a ghost hunter
Phantom: Good luck finding me!
The Second Best Danny: …
The Second Best Danny: youre at frostbite’s arent you?
Phantom: …
Phantom: Not anymore.
The Gay Agenda: Uhhhh sorry back up why is that a bad thing??
Red: Oh, he’s fucked
Red: Hires ghosts to do his dirty work
Red: Overall creepy old man
The Second Best Danny: ^^
Phantom: Uh, not that I don’t agree, but since when do *you* think that???
Red: Since the thing.
Phantom: Oh.
Google: cryptic
Phantom: Red uh… can we like… talk?
Phantom: I feel like we haven’t talked since… the thing.
Phantom: Clear the air a bit?
Red: Okay
Red: I’ll DM you
Red: @Everyone if I’m not back in an hour can someone kick Phantom’s ass?
Sam: I’ll do it!
Vat of Useless Info set Sam’s nickname to Phantom Police
Phantom Police: ACAB
Danny Phantom and Valerie Gray
Danny Phantom: Do you think I’m going to attack you via DMs?
Valerie Gray: Ghosts can have techno powers can’t they?
Danny Phantom: Fair, but I can’t get to your phone via the Internet or anything like that.
Valerie Gray: Better safe than sorry
Danny Phantom: That’s fair, I guess.
Danny Phantom: So… you and Vlad? What happened?
Valerie Gray: Vlad is…
Valerie Gray: Like Dani
Valerie Gray: Except evil
Danny Phantom: Oh.
Valerie Gray: Yeah.
Danny Phantom: Does he know you know?
Valerie Gray: Does he know YOU know?
Danny Phantom: Yes.
Danny Phantom: I wanted to tell you, but he’s pretty big on the blackmail thing. We’re at a bit of a stalemate right now, so if he knows you know, he’ll do anything to get you back under his thumb.
Danny Phantom: Also, he’ll probably think I told you and take it out on me.
Valerie Gray: Hes absolutely fucked
Valerie Gray: I can’t believe I helped him so much
Danny Phantom: It’s not your fault.
Danny Phantom: He came out the gate swinging with me.
Danny Phantom: He’s gotten much better at manipulating people since then.
Valerie Gray: Why you?
Danny Phantom: I think… Well, I’m closer to humanity than most ghosts.
Danny Phantom: Like, I remember my life before I became a ghost, whereas most ghosts… don’t.
Danny Phantom: Apparently, that makes me more powerful?
Danny Phantom: But the trade off is that I still need to sleep and eat and (I think) breathe. Kinda annoying to be honest.
Valerie Gray: That’s… huh.
Danny Phantom: It might also be just that I’m a teenager. I’d be easier to manipulate I guess.
Valerie Gray: You died as a teenager?
Valerie Gray: Sorry, stupid question.
Danny Phantom: It’s fine lol.
Danny Phantom: Let me tell you, though, human puberty has got *nothing* on ghost puberty.
Valerie Gray: nope
Valerie Gray: nope
Valerie Gray: don’t wanna know
Valerie Gray: changing the subject… you and Fenton?
Danny Phantom: Ah.
Danny Phantom: Yeah.
Danny Phantom: He’s a good friend.
Valerie Gray: Yeah he is
Valerie Gray: Did you tell him about me?
Danny Phantom: No. Sam honestly was the first member of Team Phantom to catch on.
Valerie Gray: I just don’t understand either of you
Danny Phantom: Oh shit.
Valerie Gray: What?
Danny Phantom: GIW. Hang on.
Gay+Ghost Alliance
Phantom: Dani, stay with Valerie.
With an i: ????
Phantom: GIW, nothing big.
Phantom: But they don’t know about you yet, and I’d like to keep that a thing for as long as possible.
Phantom: @Conspiracy Connoisseur I’d like to think of myself as the good guy, but do keep in mind I am 100% capable of phasing your lungs through your chest if you’re planning on talking to them.
The Gay Agenda: Jesus fuck
Phantom: Sorry! Not trying to freak anyone else out!
With an i: lmao overprotective much
Phantom: Considering Fruit Loop almost melted you like two months ago?
Phantom: Sue me.
The Second Best Danny: im with phantom here dani
The Second Best Danny: and since the majority of dannys agree, you will stay tf inside
With an i: bruh
Daniel Fenton and Dani Phantom
Dani Phantom: i feel like ur abusing your power
Daniel Fenton: ;P
Gay+Ghost Alliance
Phantom Police: Any chance of YOU laying low Phantom?
Phantom: Unfortunately, they’re attacking Johnny. If I let him get hurt, Kitty will KILL me.
Phantom: And potentially make all the men in town disappear again. So, I’ll be right back.
Google: huh??
The Gay Agenda: Oh yeah, I remember that!!
The Gay Agenda: It was a good day for my gay little heart
Phantom Police: I got to find out how surprisingly badass your mom is Danny lol
Football-n-Fanfic: OH SHIT I SEE THEM
Google: BRUH WHAT
Football-n-Fanfic: THEY DOWN THE STREET FROM MY HOUSE
Priorities: TURN ON THE STREAMING THING
Football-n-Fanfic: k hang on
Football-n-Fanfic started a stream. Click here to join
Priorities: It’s not working for me!!!! Can someone narrate?
The Gay Agenda: I gottchu
The Gay Agenda: So the GIW are attacking this guy on a motorcycle
Phantom Police: Johnny 13
Vat of Useless Info: Johnny13Profile.png
Google: Why do you have that pic?
Vat of Useless Info: I keep track of all of Phantom’s regulars
Red: Remind me later to sync up our files
Vat of Useless Info: Jazz got him and his gf into a human couples counselor (in disguise obv) and since then they’ve been really chill
Vat of Useless Info: His shadow still has beef w Phantom tho
Google: wat
Priorities: Enough with the peanut gallery tell me what’s happening!!!
The Gay Agenda: Ok ok they’re shooting at Johnny
The Gay Agenda: Oh that’s probably the shadow tucker was talking about
The Gay Agenda: The shadow flew through their truck and all the lights exploded
The Gay Agenda: It just got much harder to see but I can still make out most of it
The Gay Agenda: Oh there’s Phantom!
The Gay Agenda: Ugh he said something but I missed it
Google: “hey Johnny! Nice night for a joyride”
Google: “oh hey punk. Yeah kittys having a girls night with ember and Desire”
Vat of Useless Info: *Desiree
Google: Ember was a ghost????
Phantom Police: Bruh yes
Google: “what happened to the shrink? Wasn’t she in the last one?”
Google: “Kitty kicked her out of the girls club.”
Google: “Ha I don’t even wanna know why. She deserves it”
Priorities: Are they still fighting during all of this????
The Gay Agenda: Yeah they’re flying around and blasting still
The Gay Agenda: The GIW have a pretty solid perimeter
The Gay Agenda: Oh shit that’s a big gun
The Gay Agenda: Shadow jumped up and slammed a bunch of them to the ground
The Gay Agenda: THE GUN HAS BEEN FIRED
The Gay Agenda: PHANTOM PUSHED JOHNNY OJT THE WAY
The Gay Agenda: OH FUCK
Priorities: what what what
The Gay Agenda: THEY SHOT HIM HES FALLJNG
The Gay Agenda: YES JOHNNY CAUUGHT HIM
The Gay Agenda: SHADOWS PISSED
The Gay Agenda: THEY INVISIBLE
The Gay Agenda: Fights over @Danny Phantom let us know when your okay!
Google: KWAN GO LEFT I HEARD A NOISE
The Gay Agenda: OH SHIT THERE THEY ARE
Google: “Jeez punk what’d ya do that for?”
Google: I think I misheard phantom he said “core fucked”??? “More fucked” maybe?? Then “Better me than you”
Phantom Police: Turn off the stream Kwan he hates it when people see him like that
Red: What did they hit him with?
The Gay Agenda: He’s glowing now is that bad
Google: WHAT THE FUCK
Conspiracy Connoisseur: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Conspiracy Connoisseur: I KNEW IT
Conspiracy Connoisseur: I TOLD YOU ALL
Priorities: WHAT HAPPENED
Google: PHANTOM JUST TURNED INTO FENTON
Priorities: HUH
The Gay Agenda: WHAT THE SHIT
The Gay Agenda: @Phantom Police @Vat of Useless Info @Danny Phantom @The Second Best Danny WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE
The Gay Agenda: @With an i EXPLAIN PLS
With an i: its not what it looks like
With an i: he just shapeshifted so if the giw found him theyd think he was Fenton
Conspiracy Connoisseur: That doesn’t make any sense
Conspiracy Connoisseur: He’s with Johnny already
Conspiracy Connoisseur: And why would we believe YOU
Conspiracy Connoisseur: You’re his clone you’re probably the same as him
Red: Leave Dani alone asshole
Conspiracy Connoisseur: I’m not gonna just let her lie to us
Conspiracy Connoisseur: We all saw it!!
Red: You don’t have to be a dick to Dani!
Football-n-Fanfic: ^^
Conspiracy Connoisseur: How are you not reeling????
Red: I
Red: Look either there’s a logical explanation and the only reason we haven’t gotten it is because everyone who can give it is busy dealing with Phantom being hurt
Conspiracy Connoisseur: *scoff*
Red: OR
Red: Let's say for a second you’re right: he lives with two ghost hunters who hate him, government agents are CONSTANTLY patrolling to experiment on him, and ghosts have been coming through the portal almost constantly since freshman year
Red: Why the fuck WOULDNT he keep this secret???
Conspiracy Connoisseur: I THOUGHT YOU HATED HIM WHY ARE YOU AGAINST ME ALL OF A SUDDEN
Red: I WAS NEVER ON YOUR SIDE
Red: And I DO hate Phantom, but I know Fenton
Red: Also I had to physically hold Dani back from running to help him and she’s sobbing now so don’t pull the whole “ghosts don’t have emotions” shit on me rn
The Gay Agenda: Knock it off Wes quit making a little kid cry!!!
Vat of Useless Info: Hey guys Phantom’s fine
Vat of Useless Info: The GIW messed with his core (think like heart + brain combined) but he’ll be fine
Vat of Useless Info: Also thanks Valerie for not being a dick about this lol tell Dani he’s good
Red: I do still want an explanation
Google: IS FENTON PHANTOM OR WHAT
The Gay Agenda: Yeah what the heck is going on???
Vat of Useless Info: Yeah ok ok
Vat of Useless Info: Danny had given me permission to tell you the truth under the condition you take this shit to your grave and then some
Priorities: Cross my heart and all that now tell us
Red: As long as it’s not something that will get anyone hurt
Google: I swear
Football-n-Fanfic: ^^
The Gay Agenda: Wes.
Conspiracy Connoisseur: I CANT PROMISE ANYTHING
Google: WES STFU AND PROMISE ALREADY
Conspiracy Connoisseur: Ok fine I will keep it a secret as long as you tell the REAL truth this time
Vat of Useless Info: Sam will be by to give y’all the threats when she’s done forcing Danny to take care of himself
Vat of Useless Info: and do not underestimate her ability to fuck you up if you tattle
Vat of Useless Info: Fine yes Fenton IS Phantom
Conspiracy Connoisseur: I KNEW IT
Vat of Useless Info: But he’s not like dead!!
Google: Huh
Priorities: Wtf does that mean?
Vat of Useless Info: Hes still human
Vat of Useless Info: Just like
Vat of Useless Info: Kinda
The Gay Agenda: This clears up nothing
Vat of Useless Info: Hes half ghost
Conspiracy Connoisseur: “ How would that even work??? You can’t be both dead AND alive???” .
Vat of Useless Info: Hes alive
Vat of Useless Info: Jsut like
Vat of Useless Info: Kinda
Football-n-Fanfic: ???? Are one of his parents a ghost or smthn????
Vat of Useless Info: No
Vat of Useless Info: They don’t even know about this so don’t go blabbing to them about it
Conspiracy Connoisseur: HOW DO THEY NOT KNOW
Vat of Useless Info: It’s so rare that it’s basically impossible for it to happen naturally so they have no idea it’s possible at all
Vat of Useless Info: also denial
Red: Ugh
Red: I just realized what he meant when he said Dani’s human half was Fenton
Red: Little shit
Conspiracy Connoisseur: YOU KNEW HIS CLONE WAS HALF GHOST AND YOU DIDN’T QUESTION IT????
Red: I *DID* QUESTION IT
Red: AND HE SAID DANI’S HUMAN HALF WAS FENTON
Red: WHICH WASN’T EVEN A *LIE* WHICH PISSES ME OFF EVEN MORE
With an i: ok im back wes your moms a hoe
Football-n-Fanfic: sksksksk
With an i: dannys really good at those technically-not-a-lies
With an i: ALSO CALLING HIM OUT PUBLICLY FOR THE WHOLE ‘The majority of danny’s agree’ SINCE I COULDN’T EARLIER
Priorities: Can you explain the whole half ghost thing gurl????
With an i: prolly not tbh
With an i: i def zoned out when plasmius was explaining it
With an i: and like,,, ive never been 100% human like danny so idk what its like??
With an i: or at least i couldn’t tell you the difference
With an i: like wtf do you do if you forgot your keys or smthn when you cant phase through walls??? Just like perish????
Red: Call a locksmith
With an i: skill issue
Vat of Useless Info: Oop Sam’s back get ready for threats :D
Phantom Police: Look guys this chat has been fun and all but I’m being dead serious that you can’t tell anyone about this
Phantom Police: EVER.
Phantom Police: Like it’s legit life-or-death
The Second Best Danny: half-life-or-full-death you mean
Vat of Useless Info: Dude you’re supposed to be resting
The Second Best Danny: I AM
The Second Best Danny: im in bed DAD
The Second Best Danny: but I just drank a bunch o ectoplasm and im all antsy
The Second Best Danny: everyone but Dani do not attempt btw it nasty and also will def kill you
With an i: ew
The Second Best Danny: unfortunately you have to eat ur veggies and drink ur ectoplasm
With an i: nooooooooo
Google: so
Google: like
Google: how?????
The Second Best Danny: wes got it in one I had a burner phone and had jazz type to make it not look like me
The Second Best Danny: and i woulda gotten away with it too if it werent for those meddling giw >:(
The Second Best Danny: cant believe I’ve kept this secret for two years only to get outed by a meme group chat
The Second Best Danny: unbelievable
Vat of Useless Info: Quit when you’re ahead next time smh
With an i: technically you got outed by the giw not the memes
The Second Best Danny: even worse
The Second Best Danny: they morons
The Second Best Danny: val became a better ghost hunter than those clowns in a week
Google: No I meant how tf are you Phantom??????
The Second Best Danny: pls practice lab safety and do not go inside a dead ghost portal
The Second Best Danny: and if you do def do not accidentally turn it on while ur still inside
The Second Best Danny: hurt like a motherfucker
The Second Best Danny: also extremely likely u will simply die 100%
The Gay Agenda: How tf are you alive????
The Second Best Danny: im not lmao
Vat of Useless Info: Shut up you’re half alive.
Phantom Police: Our theory is Danny was exposed to so much ectoplasm his whole life that the shit from the portal bonded to him instead of
Phantom Police: Y’know
Phantom Police: Murder
The Second Best Danny: lucky me
Football-n-Fanfic: bruh.
Football-n-Fanfic: ok but like why do you protect US? Not that I don’t appreciate it but we were/are kinda assholes to you???
The Second Best Danny: ghosts have an “obsession”
The Second Best Danny: its what keeps them tethered to this like,,, plane of existence i guess
The Second Best Danny: and you think my human half would be enough to do that but nooooooooo
Google: So your obsessed with not letting us die?
The Second Best Danny: yep
The Second Best Danny: its all about how you die
The Second Best Danny: I was all concerned with sam and tuck not also getting deep fried
The Second Best Danny: so like
The Second Best Danny: heproteccheattacchemaketheghostsgotfback.jpg
The Second Best Danny: dani has the whole space/nasa/exploration thing i think so she needs to explore or go to the observatory every so often meanwhile jazz gets a papercut and i cry
The Second Best Danny: also ghosts regularly punt me through walls sorry dash but you kinda lame in comparison
The Second Best Danny: helps me hide my secret tho
Vat of Useless Info: no one suspects the losers ;)
Conspiracy Connoisseur: -_-
Vat of Useless Info: no SANE person suspects the losers
Phantom Police: tuck shut up for a sec
Vat of Useless Info: o7
Phantom Police: ok Wes you’re very smart you caught us etc etc but if you breathe a word of this to anyone outside this chat I will personally drag your ass to the Ghost Zone and arrange a nice friendly chat with Frostbite. He’ll be VERY interested to find out who fucked with his fav ghost
Conspiracy Connoisseur: Believe it or not, I actually DONT want to work with an obviously corrupt entity like the GIW
Conspiracy Connoisseur: But Fenton has some serious explaining to do.
The Second Best Danny: or
The Second Best Danny: OR
The Second Best Danny: eat shit
Red: Okay but I have questions
The Second Best Danny: sure ask away
Conspiracy Connoisseur: -_-
The Gay Agenda: Danny says no Wes rights
Phantom Police: Based
Vat of Useless Info: Simp more like
With an i: uhhhh tucker you didnt teach me that one
Vat of Useless Info: Dont worry about it
With an i: ???????
The Second Best Danny: val i swear cujo isnt my dog
The Second Best Danny: it was an accident
Red: I know
The Second Best Danny: you do????
Red: After the… thing with Dani, she kinda low key forced me to accept that Phantom wasn’t malicious on purpose
Red: She’s weaponizing her cuteness so it’s hard to argue with her
With an i: best danny coming through here lol
Phantom Police: All hail!
Vat of Useless Info: All hail!
The Second Best Danny: so why were you so against joining team phantom??
Red: For one, she couldn’t explain the attacking the old mayor or the stealing or the completely obliterating my suit
Red: that would’ve killed me if I was in there yknow
The Second Best Danny: BUT YOU WERENT
The Second Best Danny: AND I KNEW YOI WERENT I SAW YOU
Red: … right I keep forgetting you knew who I was
Red: Okay fine what about the other two?
The Second Best Danny: the mayor was overshadowed by walker
The Second Best Danny: hes a dumfuck stick in the mud who made up a bunch of rules and then tried to send me to ghost jail for a thousand years
The Second Best Danny: and you dont even gotta beleive me
The Second Best Danny: dash, kwan, and paulina, do you remember anything from that week ghosts first showed up in amity?
Google: … no I dont
Football-n-Fanfic: not even a little
The Second Best Danny: cause you guys were also overshadowed
The Second Best Danny: werent they all acting weird that week?
Conspiracy Connoisseur: they def were.
Red: … okay point
Red: So the stealing?
The Second Best Danny: ghost mind control
Red: wat
The Gay Agenda: huh????
The Second Best Danny: you might want sam to explain this one this is the week that *i* don’t remember
Phantom Police: So do any of you guys remember the whole Circus Gothica fiasco??
Google: Yeah the ringmaster got arrested for something after all the adults went mental
Phantom Police: Yeah so he got arrested for grand theft. And if you cross reference everything Phantom stole with everything recovered from him…
Football-n-Fanfic: Bruh
The Gay Agenda: Lol I used to feel bad for the “Fenton should run away to the circus” jokes but then he went and did
Vat of Useless Info: NUH UH GURL YOURE A YEAR AND A HALF LATE FOR THAT JOKE I ALREADY MADE IT
The Second Best Danny: lol yeah that was the first thing outta tucks mouth when they rescued me
The Second Best Danny: i remember seeing the poster and then bits and pieces and then im on tightrope and sam is falling to her death then suddenly im on top of a TRAIN and sam is falling to her death
The Second Best Danny: sam stop falling to her death challenge (impossible)
Phantom Police: The mind control device is a bit at-the-bottom-of-a-ravine-in-a-gazillion-pieces so we can’t PROVE it prove it but like has he been accused of any theft since?
Red: No. Okay, okay, you’re probably right it’s just still kinda a lot to wrap my head around.
Red: I’ve legit been trying to MURDER one of my only friends so that’s kinda
The Second Best Danny: if it helps i never really blamed you for it
The Second Best Danny: specially cause fruitloop bragged about having you hunt me down so i figured he was feeding you lies i couldnt really refute without spilling the beans
The Second Best Danny: so like water under the bridge and all that
Red: Do the ghosts all know???
The Second Best Danny: yes
The Second Best Danny: real world items stick out like sore thumbs in the gz so i can’t keep it up for long
The Second Best Danny: and most of the ones in the gz like,,, sensed my creation?? idk maybe news just travels fast
The Second Best Danny: but skulker found out without ever meeting me so
Red: Why didn’t they like… reveal you? Wouldn’t that make the whole “take over the town” thing easier?
The Second Best Danny: they wouldnt
The Second Best Danny: i mean dont get me wrong they will 100% take advantage of it when im not in a good spot to change
The Second Best Danny: but like
The Second Best Danny: even if they hate me they wont put me in a position where i would get caught by a ghost hunter
The Second Best Danny: im one of them
The Gay Agenda: That is… a very weird thought
The Gay Agenda: Like I know I saw it but wrapping my head around the fact that you are a GHOST
The Gay Agenda: Even a half-ghost or whatever is… disturbing
Phantom Police: FYI you never get used to it
Phantom Police: We’ll be chilling and suddenly Danny busts out with the “I’m pretty sure I haven’t been breathing for the last three minutes.”
Vat of Useless Info: One time he was staying at my house and I woke up at like 3 am and he’s apparently gotten himself a glass of water
Vat of Useless Info: Totally normal right?
Vat of Useless Info: EXCEPT HIS EYES FUCKING GLOW IN THE DARK LIKE A CAT
Phantom Police: And get used to “room temperature” meaning “50 degrees” in any room he’s occupying for more than 10 minutes
Red: If he’s anything like Dani I can add that she can access ghost powers in human form and will regularly just reach through the pantry instead of opening it for cereal
With an i: yeah and???? its easier????
The Second Best Danny: see she gets it
Red: Haven’t dealt with the cold thing tho
With an i: yeah dannys got an ice core mine is water
With an i: i dont get the snowball making powers >:/
The Second Best Danny: oh just wait til we take you to a waterpark or the beach or something you will discover the benefits im sure
With an i: :0
With an i: i have been blind
Red: Okay wait I have one more question.
The Second Best Danny: shoot
Red: Why tf did you date me????
Vat of Useless Info: and I oop
With an i: YOU GUYS DATED AND NONE OF YOU TOLD ME????
Vat of Useless Info: Sorry Danny swore us to secrecy
Phantom Police: He knew you’d give him shit for it and then Val might get suspicious
With an i: IVE BEEN WATCHING YOU TWO DENSE MOTHERFUCKERS HISS AT EACH OTHER LIKE FERAL CATS AND YOUVE BEEN EXES THIS WHOLE TIME????
Red: WELL I DIDNT KNOW!!!
Football-n-Fanfic: This beats my fanfic
Google: Were they a popular ship????
The Gay Agenda: Red x Phantom was lol
Google: How do you know that???
Vat of Useless Info: and I oop
The Gay Agenda: KWAN WRITES GOOD SHIT SUE ME
Red: I hate it here
Red: Also Danny answer the question.
Red: Why tf did you date me if you knew I was trying to kill you???
The Second Best Danny: so i cant think badass women are hot???? this is not a safe space suddenly
Vat of Useless Info: It’s just that 90% of the badass women in your life have tried to kill you at least once
The Second Best Danny: tuck like 90% of the people in my life full stop have tried to kill me at least once
The Second Best Danny: INCLUDING YOU
Vat of Useless Info: I SAID I WAS SORRY
Red: That’s it???
The Second Best Danny: yeah??? Boy likes girl, girl likes boy, they go out???
Red: Ugh idk why I expected it to be more complicated
The Second Best Danny: well considering literally everything else in our lives has been complicated af lately that makes sense
Red: Just wait until you hear the reason I broke up with you
The Second Best Danny: oh no
Red: It was right after Phantom destroyed my suit
Red: I was worried he’d go after you for being close to me
The Second Best Danny: bruh
The Second Best Danny: youre kidding
Red: I wish I was
The Second Best Danny: no other superhero has to deal with this shit smh
The Second Best Danny: kill me
Football-n-Fanfic: MAYBE NOT THE TIME TO MAKE THOSE JOKES DUDE
Vat of Useless Info: WELCOME TO OUR WORLD
Phantom Police: You finally understand our pain.
Phantom Police: Danny has been making these kinds of jokes since the accident.
The Second Best Danny: what are you the coping mechanism police too???
Google: Feels weird to say this but have you considered therapy?
The Second Best Danny: ah. well. you see.
The Second Best Danny: remember spectra?
Football-n-Fanfic: Oh yeah, she sucked. Don’t they have like ghost therapists or something?
The Second Best Danny: she IS the ghost therapist
The Second Best Danny: and she died in the 50s so shes homophobic too
The Second Best Danny: so you see how i am a tad stuck for options and also a wee bit traumatized lmao
The Second Best Danny: but jazz helps me out with that and i know shes been doin research on getting me an ACTUAL therapist at some point
The Second Best Danny: and if its secretly spectra in disguise jazz will def obliterate her with the Fenton peeler first so I dont gotta worry lmao
Vat of Useless Info: I don’t think Spectra fucked with us since you fused her DNA with snot lol
Priorities: WTF
The Gay Agenda: Do we WANT the context???
Phantom Police: No. I wasn’t there for that and they told me anyway and I’m telling you now. You don’t want to know.
The Second Best Danny: i will say it was that week everyone got ghost powers and sent to the creepy hospital but considering its like the grossest thing thats ever happened to me i will refrain from details
The Second Best Danny: sorry sam :/
The Gay Agenda: So like,,, how often exactly do you deal with this shit??
The Second Best Danny: HA
The Second Best Danny: whooooo boy
The Second Best Danny: once a week if im lucky
The Second Best Danny: (im never lucky)
The Second Best Danny: plus sometimes this stuff lasts. for a while.
The Second Best Danny: so on average? Literally all the time
Red: Yeah it feels endless sometimes and I’m pretty sure you deal with it more than I do
The Second Best Danny: i do but you also work a normal job
The Second Best Danny: i would simply perish
The Gay Agenda: So how can we help?
The Second Best Danny: huh
The Second Best Danny: you are aware this is like,,, super dangerous and time consuming and hard right??
Football-n-Fanfic: And you’ve been doing it alone for like two years?????
Google: I know it’s been a while since we’ve been like… ACTIVELY dicks to you
Google: But we never apologized for that
Google: And you’ve been saving our asses anyway
Google: So like
Google: I really am sorry
Football-n-Fanfic: Me too
The Gay Agenda: Definitely
Priorities: Same here
Google: So DUH we’re gonna help you
The Second Best Danny: oh
The Second Best Danny: thanks guys
The Second Best Danny: i really appreciate it
Phantom Police: Lol Star and Paulina were already lowkey forgiven for me after that party my parents threw for my bday
Vat of Useless Info: you mean that one you weren’t allowed to invite me and Danny to?
Phantom Police: Yeah but they invited them instead and they ended up calling Ruby Wallis a bitch to her face
Vat of Useless Info: BRUH FR???
Google: THE DAUGHTER OF THE DALV CO VP????
The Second Best Danny: WTF HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT LMAO????
Google: I pay attention when Paulie vents to me lol
Google: BUT YOU DIDN’T TELL ME ABOUT THAT
Phantom Police: IT WAS BADASS AS FUCK
Phantom Police: But that doesn’t mean I’m gonna go easy on you during ghost hunter boot camp >:)
Phantom Police: Tuck and I can organize patrols and show everyone the ropes
Phantom Police: Valerie can help with training too if shes willing
Red: Oh hell yeah
Phantom Police: Spreading out the workload will free up our schedules considerably
Phantom Police: And Danny can actually get some sleep for once
Phantom Police: Like he should be now
The Second Best Danny: alright MOM im sleepinh
The Second Best Danny: the giw prowling around should spook the spooks into staying in the gz
Google: Kwan and I workout early, so we can take a patrol before school and one right after until football season
Priorities: Star and I have cheerleader practice but we can do after
With an i: i dont go to school so i can do a night one!
Red: I’m guessing you already know my schedule considering I never see you on my patrols
Vat of Useless Info: Bruh we should’ve thought of this AGES ago
William Lancer: Just don’t fall behind on your homework, students.
Phantom Police: WHAT
The Gay Agenda: MR. LANCER????
Vat of Useless Info: AND I OOP
Google: FUCKING HELL
Red: SHIT
Priorities: AAAAAAAAAAAA
Football-n-Fanfic: HOW DID YOU GET HERE
Phantom Police: TUCKER
Vat of Useless Info: I DIDNT KNOW!!
With an i: whomst?
The Second Best Danny: ahahaha
The Second Best Danny: mr lancer what a surprise!
The Second Best Danny: i guess this explains why ive been missing class so much?
The Second Best Danny: and there’s no need to tell my parents?
William Lancer: Yes, this thread has been very enlightening. We can talk more after class on Monday.
The Second Best Danny: aha
The Second Best Danny: ominous
William Lancer: : )
Conspiracy Connoisseur: I hate it here
The Second Best Danny: THIS IS YOUR FAULT YOU WALNUT