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[group chat: inalienable champs]
Kindaichi has left inalienable champs
Matsukawa: 3
Hanamaki: 2
Matsukawa: 1
Hanamaki: ..½
Matsukawa: …¼?
Hanamaki: ……
Matsukawa: now this is weird
Oikawa: well
it wasn’t me?
Matsukawa: i never thought i would say this but
i believe u?????
Hanamaki: this is seriously fucked up
Oikawa: Iwa-chan?? :(
Iwaizumi: um
Matsukawa: ahhh there he is
Oikawa: IWA-CHAN ARE YOU ALRIGHT
Iwaizumi: i think i just
went on a date with kindaichi?
Kunimi: oh my god.
Hanamaki: wtf
Oikawa: you think???? what’s that supposed to mean??????
Matsukawa: and on our left u can see the great king
Hanamaki: being terrified of a concept entirely foreign to him:
Matsukawa: the concept of thinking
Hanamaki: :o :o :o
Matsukawa: don’t worry cap it’s ok to be scared of new things
Kyoutani: LMAOO
Oikawa: please shut up?
Iwaizumi: ok i’m like 97% sure that was a date
Oikawa: Iwa-chan you do know you have a boyfriend though :(((
Matsukawa: never took u for a cheater iwaizumi :/
Hanamaki: we're not angry, just disappointed :/
Matsukawa: and think of the children!
Hanamaki: oh what will we tell the children!
Oikawa: :/
Hanamaki: ..well i do understand the desire to get away from oikawa
Oikawa: excuse you!!! >:((((((
Matsukawa: but to assault the poor kindaichi!
Hanamaki: and to try and steal his innocence!
Matsukawa: how COULD U THE POOR BOY
Hanamaki: HE WAS SO YOUNG
Kyoutani: LMAOOOOO
Iwaizumi: I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS A DATE OH MY GOD
Oikawa: I knew you would never cheat on me!!!! <3 <3 <3
Matsukawa: how the fuck
Hanamaki: does one accidentally go on a date?
Iwaizumi: well
he asked me to go see a movie
and i did want to see that movie
and everything was normal but
Hanamaki: the movies
Matsukawa: ofc they went to the fuckin movies
Oikawa: Iwa-chan never takes me to the movies :((!!
Iwaizumi: bc you only ever wanna see alien movies???
anyway why is going to the movies such a big deal?
Hanamaki: iwaizumi, i respect you but sometimes you’re just
Matsukawa: dense af
Hanamaki: the movies are like the storybook date
Iwaizumi: ..seriously???
Matsukawa: seriously
let me guess, he paid ur ticket
Iwaizumi: i thought he was just being nice???
come on you don’t just say no to free movie tickets
Hanamaki: did you by any chance share popcorn
Iwaizumi: ..it’s not my fault he had a coupon for one of those huge popcorn buckets!!!
Oikawa: oh my god :// :((((
Hanamaki: did he walk you home afterwards
Matsukawa: he totally did, didn’t he
Iwaizumi: …maybe?
Oikawa: Iwa-chan :(((((!!!!!!!
Hanamaki: i’m gonna take a wild guess and say he was overly nice to you the entire day
Matsukawa: probably paid u way 2 many compliments
Iwaizumi: …
Kyoutani: HHSHHHH I'M DYING LMAOOOO
Matsukawa: iwaizumi-san u look so handsome today <3<3
Hanamaki: iwaizumi-san you smell so nice <3<3<3
Matsukawa: iwaizumi-san ure so strong <3<3<3<3
Hanamaki: iwaizumi-san your ass looks amazing in those jeans <3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Iwaizumi: OH MY GOD STOP HE DID NOT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY ASS
Matsukawa: ofc he didn’t
Hanamaki: he didn’t think about it once
Matsukawa: very heterosexual thoughts he had about u i bet
Iwaizumi: OK I GET IT
jesus
Hanamaki: i feel like there's more though
Iwaizumi: well that was the normal part but
Matsukawa: ahhh theres more
Hanamaki: so after your perfectly normal not date
Matsukawa: what convinced u that its not as normal after all?
Iwaizumi: well as you said he basically walked me home and
Hanamaki: yes
Iwaizumi: we were saying our goodbyes but then
Matsukawa: go on
Iwaizumi: he tried to kiss me?
Kyoutani: SHDJSDHSJ AHAHAHAH
Hanamaki: oh my god ew
Matsukawa: why did i ask
Oikawa: IWA-CHAN ??????? :(((((((((((((((((((((
Iwaizumi: i saiD HE TRIED
WE DIDN’T KISS
Hanamaki: thank god
Matsukawa: and u basically told him to fuck off?
Iwaizumi: i said i’m sorry but i’m already taken
fuck i feel awful
oh man
he went beet red and apologized like 20 times before he ran off
Matsukawa: ew beet root
Hanamaki: healthy though
Matsukawa: u had fuckin creampuffs for breakfast
Hanamaki: your point?
Oikawa: I KNEW YOU LOVED ME <3<3<3<3 UWU
Iwaizumi: ..don’t push it assykawa
Kunimi: iwaizumi
if i wasnt so comfortable in my bed rn
id literally kill u
Kunimi has sent a picture
[private chat: Kindaichi > << Kunimi]
<< u ok?
> NO
<< ok at least ur alive
> I DON‘T EVEN KNOW
> WHY DID I ASK HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE OH GOD
<< true
<< i mean
<< iwaizumi, really?
> yes?? have you met him
> but NOT THE POINT
> HE PROBABLY HATES ME NOW
<< what happened?
> HE DIDN‘T REALIZE WE WERE ON A DATE AND I TRIED TO KISS HIM
<< aw come on thats half bad
> HE PROBABLY WISHES HE HAD PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE
<< now ur being overly dramatic
> THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING
> I‘M GONNA MOVE INTO A CAVE AND NEVER COME BACK
<< seriously this is not as bad as u make it out to be
> YOU‘RE RIGHT IT‘S WORSE
<< CALM. DOWN
<< worse has happened to u
<< like when u called oikawa mom?
> NOT HELPING
Iwaizumi: well. shit
Kunimi: damn right
Iwaizumi: tell him i’m sorry and not angry or anything, please?
i didn’t mean to hurt him either
god i feel so bad
Kunimi: will do
but dont think im not after ur head anymore
Oikawa: Iwa-chan!!!! guess what movie’s coming out on friday!!!
Iwaizumi: i’m not watching this alien predator thing with you
Oikawa: :(
but
Iwaizumi: no
Hanamaki: still can’t believe kindaichi didn’t notice
Matsukawa: with all the old married couple thing theyve got goin
Iwaizumi: ????
Hanamaki: ah kindaichi’s too pure
Oikawa: aren’t we too young to be married, and old???
Kunimi: oikawa i think u can add kindaichi again
Oikawa: okidoki UWU
still not too happy he made a move on Iwachan tho :/
Oikawa has added Kindaichi to inalienable champs
Kindaichi: ..hi
Iwaizumi: glad you’re back. sorry again about what happened..
Kindaichi: i'm also sorry for
yeah
Kunimi: ok SO
to avoid stuff like that in the future
anyone else we should kno about?
apart from iwaizumi and oikawa and hanamaki and matsukawa?
Hanamaki: what
Iwaizumi: i think that’s it
Matsukawa: ??????
Yahaba: yes, that’s it.
Matsukawa: but were not dating????????
Oikawa: of course you are?
Hanamaki: um, no?
Iwaizumi: come on stop messing with the first years
Matsukawa: ????? were not dating
Iwaizumi: ..seriously?
Matsukawa: seriously
Iwaizumi: but
ok nvm
trashykawa, you free sat night?
Matsukawa: why on earth would i date makki
Oikawa: !!! the movies? ♡__________♡
Matsukawa: that’s just
no
Iwaizumi: i’ll pick you up at 8?
Hanamaki: ..so you wouldn’t date me?
Oikawa: <3<3<3<3<3<3
Matsukawa: ure like
not cute at all
Hanamaki: fuck you i’m plenty cute
so you wouldn’t date me?
Matsukawa: …no?
Hanamaki: like
never?
Matsukawa: um
Hanamaki: never ever?
Matsukawa: ……unless u wanted to?
Kindaichi: oh my god
Iwaizumi: and you call me dense?
[private chat: Matsukawa > << Hanamaki]
<< so about that dating thing,,
> definitely yes
<< !! :)