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taehyun added beomgyu, san, jisung, seungmin, mingi, hyunjin and wooyoung to the chat
taehyun: where's my pencil
beomgyu: THAT'S MY BAE. GET THAT PENCIL
wooyoung: what pencil
jisung: lol?
taehyun: i know one of you stole it
hyunjin: i don't need your stupid pencil 🙄
seungmin: why are you accusing us
mingi: just find it lol
taehyun: San.
san: i didn't even do anything!
taehyun: EXACTLY
san: IT WAS WOOYOUNG
wooyoung: YOU SNITCH JISUNG GAVE IT TO ME
jisung: I GOT IT FROM HYUNJIN
hyunjin: don't bring me into this i got it from mingi
mingi: BUT I GOT IT FROM SEUNGMIN
seungmin: i got it from beomgyu
taehyun: beomgyu.......
beomgyu: WHAT I GOT JT FROM YOU
taehyun: Beomgyu.
wooyoung: woo team kill let's go!
jisung changed wooyoung's name to booyoung
jisung: more like boo lmaoo
hyunjin: HAHAHA
seungmin: L
booyoung: y'all think you're so funny
booyoung changed jisung's name to jisugh
booyoung changed hyunjin's name to hyugh
booyoung changed seungmin's name to seugh
booyoung: i go ugh every time I have to talk to y'all
mingi: get emmmm
san: 👏👏👏👏
jisugh: well you guys suck!
jisugh changed mingi's name to meangi
jisugh: (i don't have a good reason, but it sounded cool)
meangi: (it kinda does? i guess?)
seugh changed san's name to ban
seugh: san? more like you should be banned
ban: that doesn't even make sense
ban: why am i in this group i didn't even do anything
taehyun: you're friends with BOOyoung
booyoung: WOW. you make me go taeYUCK
booyoung changed taehyun's name to taeYUCK
booyoung changed beomgyu's name to beomEW
booyoung: matching names just for y'all 💕💕
hyugh: looks cute
jisugh: matches their personality well
taeYUCK: 😐
meangi: where'd beomgyu go?
beomEW: ...i was threatened....
taeYUCK: i did not threaten you.
beomEW: right he didn't he's so great and cool! i love taehyun!!!
beomEW: (san please give me the pencil.....please..)
hyugh: no give it to me
ban: ???
hyugh: i'll pay you money
ban: okay. $50?
hyugh: sure
beomEW: MY LIFE IS LITERALLY ON THE LINE RN. HELP. ME. I NEED IT.
taeYUCK: it's literally not...
hyugh: lol idccc die lmaoo
beomEW: THAT'S IT
beomEW added chan to the chat
beomEW: CHAN HYUNJIN'S MAKING DEATH THREATS
chan: again?
chan: what did i tell you about making death threats hyunjin
hyugh: two can play at that game
hyugh added soobin to the chat
hyugh: SOOBIN BEOMGYU'S BEING ANNOYING
soobin: what's new...
beomEW: what the hell!
beomEW: you're supposed to have my back!
soobin: lel
beomEW changed soobin's name to trashbin
trashbin: ....
chan: lord i'm gonna need help dealing with this one
chan added hongjoong, seonghwa, and yeonjun to the chat
hongjoong: am i here because i have to pay for a hospital bill? did wooyoung bite someone again?
chan: no
seugh: he actually did bite my ankle earlier...
booyoung: STFU YOU BIT ME FIRST
seugh: why did you bite my ankle though..
taeYUCK: he's a rabid animal.
booyoung: ok mr squirrel eyes act like i didn't see you body slamming kai's plushies
taeYUCK: You said you weren't going to tell anyone about that.
ban: ☕
beomEW: taehyun???
booyoung: guess i LIED!
taeYUCK: i hope you die from rabies
booyoung: i hope you die from cow disease
taeYUCK: fuck you
booyoung: fuck you too!
chan: see why i needed back up?
seonghwa: Yup.
seonghwa: Bye.
seonghwa left the chat
chan added seonghwa to the chat
chan: we're all in this together
meangi: ONCE WE KNOW THAT WE ARE ALL STARS
beomEW: AND WE SEE THAT WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER
beomEW: you aren't that bad mingi.....
meangi: no, I'm the best
beomEW: EW NVM
yeonjun: okay i was lurking and i still can't understand what the hell is happening
jisugh: to catch you up to speed. tae's pencil was stolen by beomgyu who gave it to seungmin who gave it to mingi who gave it to hyunjin who gave it to me who i gave to wooyoung who gave to san. we then changed our names and learned that hyunjin has a problem sending death threats
yeonjun: what
jisugh: TO CATCH YOU UP TO SPEED. TAE'S PENCIL WAS STOLEN BY BEOMGYU WHO GAVE IT TO SEUNGMIN WHO GAVE IT TO MINGI WHO GAVE IT TO HYUNJIN WHO GAVE IT TO ME WHO I GAVE TO WOOYOUNG WHO GAVE TO SAN. WE THEN CHANGED OUR NAMES AND LEARNED THAT HYUNJIN HAS A PROBLEM SENDING DEATH THREATS
yeonjun: you literally just capitalized everything
hyugh: I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH SENDING PPL DEATH THREATS
hyugh: KYS
hyugh: IM GONNA RUN YOU OVER WITH A CAR
jisugh: DO YOU GUYS SEE WHAT I MEAN
chan: stop sending death threats hyunjin.
hyugh: 😳😳 he used a period
hyugh changed chan's name to bad wolf 🥵
hyugh: shawty a lil' baddie 😳
taeYUCK: what did you just call chan.....
bad wolf 🥵: hyunjin.....
ban: uh.
booyoung: guys down bad
hyugh: shut up BOOOLD
booyoung: SHUT UP YOU BEANSTALK LAMPPOST LOOKIN ASS
jisugh: OOOOOH
hyugh: SHUT UP YOU KNOW YOU'D BE THE TYPE BE AN IPAD KID DROOLING ALL OVER THE SCREEN
booyoung: AT LEAST ID HAVE AN IPAD
hyugh: WOOOOW NOT YOU CALLING ME POOR.
hongjoong: is this a daily thing? you guys arguing?
meangi: yeah. they're just always starting stuff
ban: cough hyujismin, taegyu
taeYUCK: you're the one who had my pencil but didn't give it back
trashbin: this started over a pencil?
yeonjun: I'm getting a headache from being here
taeYUCK: yes, a pencil.
taeYUCK: now i usually don't do this but FUCK YOU SAN FOR HOLDING ONTO MY PENCIL
ban: OH MY GOD I TOLD YOU IT WAS WOOYOUNG
booyoung: STOP BEING A SNITCH SAN.
seugh: yeah being a snitch isn't cool san
beomEW: what the heck san
seonghwa: Can I leave now
ban: WHY
bad wolf 🥵: no
hyugh: i support you for being a snitch !
beomEW: hyUGH always tryna be different
jisugh: DONT TALK ABOUT NY BESTIE LIKE THAT
yeonjun: hueningkai wants to see this shit show
trashbin: it's funny lmaoo
hyugh: STOP SPREADING RUMORS THAY WE'RE FRIENDS JISUNG
meangi: wait you guys aren't?
yeonjun added hueningkai to the chat
yeonjun changed hueningkai's name to ningning
hyugh: NO. I HATE JISUNG AND SEUNGMIN
seugh: hate you too 💕💕
ban: hates a strong word
ningning: oh damn. what's the argument about?
jisugh: TAE'S PENCIL WAS STOLEN BY BEOMGYU WHO HELD IT HY SAN WHO WOJT GIVE IT BACK AND HYUNJIN SENDS DESTH TTHEEATS AND HEATES SEVRRYONE
beomEW: what the fuck just happened to your spelling
booyoung: his literacy rate went to 0%
meangi: was it ever higher?
jisugh: you guys try typing super fast!
booyoung: i do that daily lolol
seugh: not everyone can be you
booyoung: yeah 'cause i'm one of a kind
taeYUCK: i think I just puked from reading that
jisugh: that's it. I'm involving everyone
jisugh added minho, jeongin, changbin, and felix to the chat
booyoung: well THEN IM ADDING THE REST OF NY FRIENDS
booyoung added yunho, jongho, and yeosang to the chat
beomEW: guess we're all here
jisugh: imagine only having 5 friends 🤣🤣
beomEW: imagine being known as one of the shortest friend groups on campus 🤣🤣
jisugh: SHUT UP
jeongin: umm why am i here
seugh: to fight???
beomEW changed jeongin's name to jeonout
hyugh: DID YOU JUST DISRESPECT OUR YOUNGEST
beomEW: NO. JEONOUT IS A COOL NAME
jeonout: 🤨
ningning: he kinda did you dirty jeongin...
beomEW: KAI.
chan: okay guys, since everyone's here, let's calm down!
felix: hi everyone!
yeosang: hi felix
booyoung: omg is that felix HIII
changbin: FELIX
beomEW: my hatred for life has been cured
felix: how's everyone's day been? 🥰
yeonjun changed felix's name to feliz🐣
feliz🐣 changed yeonjun's name to junnie🦊
feliz🐣: ♥️
junnie🦊: 💖
yunho: my day's going good, thanks for asking
ningning: yeah me too!
seonghwa: Today's been confusing but okay.
changbin: ive been having an amazing day
seugh: my day was going great until taehyun added me to this chat.
taeYUCK: well my day was going great until SOMEONE decided to not give me back my pencil.
trashbin: what's so important about it anyways
trashbin: you can get another one
taeYUCK: you wouldn't say that about odi
hyugh: DAMNNN
trashbin: too far..
hongjoong: just give him back his pencil San
ban: i don't have it anymore lol
beomEW: SAN.
taeYUCK: who has it.
ban: someone who paid for it idk
ban: can't give private details out yk
jeonout: you guys are out here selling pencils??
jisugh: LMAOO HYUNJIN WHAT
taeYUCK: hyunjin???
hyugh: haha oops 🤭🤭
hyugh: $50 accidentally slipped out of my hand
taeYUCK: you're so petty.
hyugh:
taeYUCK: OH MY GOD???
bad wolf 🥵: HYUNJIN
ningning: chan's name jump scared me
yunho: why is your name that chan 😭
beomEW: THIS MEANS WAR.
beomEW: YOU'RE DONE HYUNJIN AND SAN
hyugh: LAME ASS
ban: i saw an opportunity and took it why are you BLAMING ME
jisugh: if you're declaring war on us then we declare war on you!
seugh: ^^^
booyoung: i hate all of you, especially hyunjin so WAR
meangi: i have to agree or else he'll bite me
booyoung: you got that damn right
changbin: so you guys can't just like... buy taehyun another pencil?
taeYUCK: you don't understand. that was MY pencil.
beomEW: yeah, it was his!
hyugh: i'll never buy taehyun another pencil 😡
taeYUCK: you're going to regret breaking it.
taeYUCK: and you're going to regret selling him that pencil san. i swear on odi.
trashbin: DONT BRING MY CHILD INTO THIS