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Tubbo: tommmmyyyyyy
Tommy: what?
Tubbo: english class is hard
Tubbo: i dont think my teacher usderstands dyslexic people
Tommy: tubbo im also shit at english
Tommy: go ask will
Tubbo: oh
Tubbo: ok
Tubbo: willllllllll
Wilbur: what?
Tubbo: english class is hard and my teacher is stupid
Tubbo: i tried compaling to tommy but he said to ask you
Wilbur: all right, what do you need help with
Tubbo: eveythng
Tubbo: i have a paepr due in 3 dasy and havent started yet
Wilbur: tubbo.
Tubbo: its hard!!!!
Wilbur: ill call you and then we can talk
Tubbo: ok thank you will
Tubbo: willlllllll
Tommy: willllll
Tubbo: wiolllll
Tommy: willlllllllll
Wilbur: what is it this time?
Tommy: math
Tubbo: math is hard
Wilbur: for goodness sake you two
Tubbo: what???
Tommy: numbers are stupid
Tommy: like WHEN WILL I USE THE PYTHAGOREN THEOREM FOR GODS SAKE
Wilbur: one sec
[Study Group That's Totally On Task]
Wilbur: hey can i add my brother and his friend?
Wilbur: theyre struggling
Dream: sure
Wilbur: ok
[Wilbur has added Tommy and Tubbo to the group]
Wilbur: hello tommy, hello tubbo
Wilbur: im dumping you on my study group so i dont have to deal with your nonsense constantly
Tommy: ok nice
Tommy: are any of you idiots good at math
Dream: i'm good at math but i'm not an idiot
Tommy: good enough
Tommy: who are you though
Dream: Dream
Tommy: well yeah im not blind
Niki: Should we all just introduce ourselves?
Eret: Sure!
Eret: I'm Eret, I'm a senior, and I use any pronouns! :)
Dream: im dream he/him and i already dont like this child
Tommy: >:(
Tommy: i am big man f*** you
Bad: LANGUAGE
Bad: anyway, I'm Bad, he/him, im a sophomore, and I like muffins!
Wilbur: oh yeah, warning do not swear or bad will yell at you for twenty minutes
Tubbo: are you speaking from experience
Wilbur: not mine
Quackity: YO NEW PEOPLE??
Wilbur: yes. did you just notice?
Sapnap: yeah im pretty sure he just woke up
Sapnap: we were supposed to be doing homework
Sapnap: but hes just been passed out on my couch for the past two hours
Quackity: not my fault the hwk is f***** boring
Bad: LANGUAGE QUACKITY
Quackity: IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER CAUSE ITS CENSORED BY THE STUPID THING YOU MADE US TURN ON
Wilbur: im speaking from his experience
Quackity: what?
Wilbur: we're talking about the time bad yelled at you for twenty minutes when you wouldnt stop swearing
Quackity: oh yeah
Sapnap: that was hilarious
Niki: Back on track, everyone!
Niki: Introductions!
Niki: I'm Niki, she/her!
Sapnap: Sapnap, he/him, junior
Niki: oh, yeah, im a junior too
Quackity: IM QUACKITY IM A JUNIOR AND I USE HE/HIM
Wilbur: and you already know me
Sapnap: who is this man who let him in
Wilbur: shut up sapnap
Sapnap: dont you dare i have all the power
Dream: uh, no you don't, i'm the owner of the group
Sapnap: yeah but im your friend so it counts
Sapnap: dream, kick wilbur out of the group
Dream: why?
Sapnap: cause its funny
Dream: good enough
[Dream has removed Wilbur from the group]
Sapnap: HAHA LOL I WASNT SURE IF YOU WOULD ACTUALLY DO IT
Tommy: finally, a break from my brother
Dream: unfortunately i do have to add him back
Tubbo: i mean, you dont HAVE to...
[Dream has added Wilbur to the group]
Wilbur: i hate all of you
Niki: Tommy, Tubbo, welcome to the chaos that is this group chat
Tommy: nice