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Bachira Meguru invited... Isagi Yoichi and 20+ more to 'Blow Cock'
'Blow Cock'
Bachira: hiii everyone 🙃
Isagi: bachira what is this
Isagi: and whys it called blow cock??
Shidou: becase he wants to blow youre cock 😫❤️🔥😳
Bachira: this is a groupchat for all of blue lock
Isagi: i know that but why did you make this
Bachira: so that we can all talk together duh 🙄
Reo: yeah duh isagi 🙄
Isagi: stfu
Bachira: 😢
Isagi: not you Bachira ily
Reo: simp
Isagi: you simp for nagi
Kunigami: we all simp for someone
Rin: I don't.
Shidou: dont act like you wsnt plowinf bachiras ass last night 🗣️🔥
Rin: ...
Isagi: WHAT?!
Bachira: ...
Bachira: anyway hows everyones nights going
Isagi: you can't just change the subject
Reo: my nights going good
Hiori: hows your night going bachira?
Bachira: greattt 😊
Bachira: how about you hiori
Hiori: my nights going okay
Reo: isagi hows your night
Isagi: i want to cry
Bachira: relax isagi it was one time
Rin: More than one time.
Bachira: it was a few times
Chigiri: what is going on?
Shidou: rins beem getting that bachiussy and isagi aint happy aboit that
Chigiri: and we're talking about that in a group chat with all of blue lock?
Nagi: :x
Reo: Hi treasure🤍
Nagi: h reo 💜
Chigiri: ew gays 🤮
Nagi: go sck knigmis dck
Chigiri: i cant even understand what ur saying
Reo: hes saying you should kys
Isagi: i dont think thats what he said
Reo: stfu slursagi 😒
Isagi: SLURSAGI?
Reo: wow you can read
Hiori: guys im in the bathroom rn and im scared
Bachira: its okay we all get constipated sometimes
Hiori: thats not what im scared about
Hiori: i hear gagging
Chigiri: like throwing up gagging?
Hiori: no like slurping and gagging
Shidou: damn somone gettin freaky tonigt 💯
Rin: stfu
Rin: Hiori, just leave the bathroom.
Shidou: nah stay im tring to get to the botom of this
Hiori: okay so now i hear moans
Hiori: it sounds like ness but im not sure
Isagi: i guess even lap dogs get pet
Rin: Unlike you.
Isagi: stfu with your punctuation
Reo: im surprised you can spell punctuation
Hiori: guys i just peaked over the stall
Chigiri: and?
Bachira: 🍿
Hiori: i made eye contact with ness
Isagi: im so sorry for your loss
Hiori: no he looked hot
Hiori: like really hot
Hiori: anyways i ran out of the bathroom
Shidou: pussy i wouldve asked to join
Kurona: hiori it wasnt very nice to invade kaiser and nessness privacy like that
Hiori: ik but i let curiosity get the better of me
Isagi: tbf they were the ones doing that in the bathrooms
Isagi: plus they suck
Kurona: still shouldnt put them on blast in a groupchat with all of bl