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james be quiet:
jiminycricket: guys r u excited
i'm excited
reg is joining us :)))
quitesiriusly: no
reg: no
quitesiriusly: can't stand that guy
reg: oi
jiminycricket: what the hell guys
what the actual flip
what the flippity floppers
reg: stop that
quitesiriusly: don't want to have any lessons with that neek
imagine i rolled my eyes when i said that
reg: we chose completely different a levels??? we wouldnt have any lessons together anyway????
quitefrankly: not very nice of u sirius
i cant wait to have lessons w my little reggie bear
reg: stop that
i physically recoiled
ugh just remembered ur first and second year classes are merged #dayruined
bye thats like 6 lessons a week with frank
end me
quitesiriusly: ur fault u chose p.e and chemistry really
FREAAAKKKK
reg: ok mr art student
at least i still have a will to live
quitefrankly: u love me really regulicious
also dont diss chem and pe sirius
my no. 1s
i have sooo much will to live
quitesiriusly: me when i lie
reg: please stop
i am so not regulicious rn
i am #regulost
quitesiriusly: REGULOST
SENDDING ME
jiminycricket: sending u where
reg: far away hopefully
quitesiriusly: funny
reg: wasn't kidding
get out of here
quitesiriusly: me when i lie
reg: stop that
ur #unfunny
quitesiriusly: me when i lie
reg: STOP
i'm still lost
need to find my eng lit classroom
where is 101
quitesiriusly: how did u get lost finding the first room in the building
reg: err i followed pandora and evan
was hoping theyd take me where i need to go xx
hold up let me ask where we are
p.e.r.b:
r.b: evan
pandora
where are we
e.r: errrr
p.r: arts building?
why?
r.b: I DONT HAVE ART
WHY AM I HERE
e.r: idk man u followed us
we have art + design
r.b: AND U DIDNT TELL ME
e.r: assumed u knew idk
b.c.jr: embarrassing
i have politics
#hatemydad
r.b: actually sickof ur dad
wish u werew me in engish
then id be less lost
b.c.jr: #regulost
r.b: STP
I SAID THAT
b.c.jr: HELP
#twins
e.r: omg matching me and dora are twins too
b.c.jr: OMG TWINS
e.r: OMG
b.c.jr: reg u have eng lit right
room 101?
r.b: yeah
why
b.c.jr: its near my politics room
104
i'll send u a video tour on how to get to room 101
[video]
r.b: ur a life saver barty
b.c.jr: ugh my teacher is here
my name is rose tyler and this is the story of how i died
oh
oh no
oh mygod
guess who just walked in guys
#endingitrn
e.r: who
b.c.jr: severus fucking snape
e.r: ur joking
b.c.jr: i fucking wish i was
this is the end of me
im ending it all
do u think this is the reason my dad was so insistent on me taking politics
ugh im so changing courses
#ditchingfirstlessonever
ev + b:
ev: hope ur ok
do u need me to come ditch w u
b: as much as i would love u to
i know how much u love art
i'll be fine
going to the office to change it now
ev: ok lmk how it goes b
b: obvi