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It was a beautidful day. Very beautiful. So beautiful in fact, that the flipside broders decided to host a phight today!! how awesome sauce!!! The phight was currently in progress, but waz about to end, as there would only be one minute remaining very very very soon!!!!!!!!!!
“Alrighty phighters! You all have one minute remaining! Kick some phucking ass!!!”
“Valk, I’m telling grandpa you swore.”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEAS DOMT AAAAAA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”
The gaemmode for today’s phight was annihilate, adn all the phighters were phighting!!!! There were queers everywhere, doing everything they could to get a kill for their team. Subspac McZest and methkit D. Pressed (thats their full names its canon) were targeting each other, vinesteff was watering her flowers in the middle of the match like a grandma, rocket was blowing up the map for fun, and hyperlaser was making out with katana-senpai in the corner!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 The red team, consisting of Banhammer, vinestaff, subspace, slingshot, and boombox, was winning by 3 points because they are awesome, but stinky blu team, which was Rocket, sweord, methkit, katana-senpai, and hyprlaser, was losing haha losers point and laugh!!!! Just when red tem was celebratying their totally awesome victor/y, firebraind sudenly flew into the building, and almost broke his poor, ancient kneecaps doing so.
“WHO TAUGHT MY INNOCENT GRANDSON HOW TO SWEAR!?!?!?!”
😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡” Firebrand said calmly.
Fibreband took out his swordth and threw it in the centre because the sword events are always in the middle of the maps or smth idk why or how 😭then rays of fire were being spewed out of the ground. The phighters were all paninicking and running around, trying to avoid being burned alive. Except for vinestaff, who was busy moving her plants to another area to continue watering them. she’s such a girlboss slay girlie pop mama !!!😩The red team’s luck ran out it seems, as badhammer, slingshit, and bumbox were all burned alive by fire and died. (banhammer is gonna hold a grudge against his uncle now 😋😋) Even worse, the blu team had managed to get a few hitrs on them before their inevitable demise, which meant that the deaths were counted as points for da blu team 😛!!!! Now the teams are tied!! what will they do next???
All of a sudden, two sworn enemies locked eyes with eachother. Methkit D. Pressed wasted no time in alerting his team of the pink zesty mad scientist’s location, and started headshotting him what a legend 🤩!!! Enemy spotted! Enemepy spotted!! twinkspace was trying to get away!!! but to no avail. His health was very very very low because he almost got fried into a crisp! so medshit had the upporhand. Meanwhile, vinestaff was still tending to her plants, and had absolutley no clue what was happening (slay girlie). Katana-senpai pulled an alpha wolf move and grappled zestspace then decapitated him with his awesome cool samurai katana 😘I HATE KATANA MAINS I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM 👿 then proceeded to make out with his hyperkitty baby grill 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
“Okay pookie wooky hyperkitty… We’re gonna win this match…” Hyperlaser blushed like a 🍅 because his alpha’s voice was sooooo hot 🥵 🥵 🔥
Then the time ran out and stinky blu team has won!!! yippie!! sweord and rockt were sooooo happy that they combusted into flames. then they started french kissing eachother or some gay shit idek 🙄🙄🙄🙄 imagine being gay in 2024!! Slingshit was cursing everone in Russian while smoking a joint or smth, meanwhile boombox teleported onto a tall building and committed 2018 clarity animation meme because he was sooo sad he didn’t win the match 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😢😢😢😢😢methkit became decompression again even though he won (ungrateful beach 🙄🙄), gyatthammer was crying because windforce was disappointed in him, and valk got grounded 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪😋😋😋😋😋😛😛😛😛🤯
And vinestaff was still watering her plants 🥰🥰