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A Brief History of Mogwarts

Summary:

A textbook covering the history of the Mogwarts school following the closure of Hogwarts.

Chapter 1: The Founding Members

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In 2019, due to years of declining financials, along with sweeping changes in educational demand in the wizarding community, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry was forced to close. Four of the most powerful rizzards of the age then founded Mogwarts school of edgecraft and rizzardry after forclosing the property. This chapter provides a brief description of the founders.

 

The first founder was Michael Moggindor. Moggindor was a man of extreme power and prowess, he created his house, Moggindor, for students of great physical and genetic ability, students that 'mogged' with their superior construction.
Moggindor created and taught the Mewing Arts, Applications of Mewing, Advanced Moggage, Genetic Modification, and Looksmaxxing with Ravenmaxx.

The second founder was Ryan Ravenmaxx. Ravenmaxx's house was for students of great determination, grit, and ethic. Ravenmaxx students strive to achieve at the highest level in any field that they possibly can. These were the favorite of employers everywhere, striving to achieve the highest level of excellence wherever possible.
Ravenmaxx created and taught strengthmaxxing, moneymaxxing, as well as the co-curriculars edgemaxxing with Edgelepuff and looksmaxxing with Moggindor.

The third founder was Edna Edgelepuff. Edgelepuff chose students for her house based on their willingness and frequency to edge, and subsequently goon. Edgelepuff's students were the top goons of the entire school, their students edgemaxxed much harder than any Ravenmaxx students ever dreamed of.
Edgelepuff created and taught Edgemaxxing with Ravenmaxx, Goon studies, History of Edging, Applied Gooning, as well as coaching the endurance edging team.

The final founder was Steven Slitherizz. Slitherizz students were famous for their charisma, and cunning. Infamous rizzlers, Slitherizz students have a seemingly natural ability to get with anyone they set their eyes on.
Slitherizz created and taught Rizz basics, Advanced Theoretical Rizzics, and Chemrizztry.