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2024-02-15
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if you can’t beat em, confuse em

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“Keep your fists up, turn your body so you’re a smaller target, shift your weight to your toes, and if you need to: scream.”

 

“What?” Steve lowered his hands, bewildered.

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Steve keeps getting beat up so Eddie teaches him how to fight.

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Eddie teaches Steve how to fight. The Munson name might be good for nothing, but they were a scrappy lot. Eddie learned early how to throw a punch. His dad said real boys knew how to fight, so put your whole body into it, twist your hips.

 

Eddie had heard King Steve got his face beat in by the Byers kid. Also heard he might’ve deserved it. And that Byers got off with hardly a scratch. But none of that was his business. He was just trying to graduate.

 

The second time Steve showed up to school with a face full of bandages, he took pity on him. This time he’d apparently gotten into a fight with that mouthy new kid, the one who gave Jeff the heebie jeebies.

 

They ended up in detention together and Eddie leaned into his space and asked some questions, like “how come you get beat up more than my ducklings?”

 

Apparently the pretty rich boy had never learned how to defend himself, never needed to. What a waste of muscles. Which is how Eddie ended up giving Steve a lesson in the middle of Ms. Pratt’s room. Keep your fists up, turn your body so you’re a smaller target, shift your weight to your toes, and if you need to: scream.

 

“What?” Steve lowered his hands, bewildered.

 

“Yeah, man, just scream.” Eddie said. “At the worst, it’ll give you a second while they’re confused and at best they’ll think you’re nuts and disengage entirely. It’s a win-win scenario.” He shrugged.

 

“Is that how you fight?” Steve asked.

 

“I don’t know if you’ve noticed my reputation around here, Harrington, but half the school wouldn’t touch me with a rainbow-colored pole and the other half thinks I’m straight up insane. No one’s gonna fight a crazy person, ‘cause crazy people might just kill ya.”

 

“Thanks for the advice.” Steve remarked. He packed up the singular sheet of homework he’d tried to do.

 

“No problem, that face is too pretty to be marked up all the time.”

 

But Steve couldn’t stay out of trouble for long.

 

Eddie was trying to see if the new mall theater was as easy to sneak into as the Hawk when he passed by some teens in sailor costumes slumped by a water fountain. One of them pointed at him as he walked by.

 

“Munson! It worked!”

 

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