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[ring ring]
"Hello! This is the Principality of Sea-"
"Yeah, right, hi squirt."
"Hello Mr America! How are you-"
"Look, you've got England there? I need to talk to him urgently."
"...he's up at Uncle Scotland's today."
"What? They're arguing again? Okay, I'll try his cell."
"Bye!"
[click]
An hour later
[ring ring]
"Hi! This is the Pri-"
"This is the Federal Republic of Germany speaking. Please connect me to England."
"He's no-"
"It is very urgent!"
"Jerk England's not here!"
"Thank you for your assistance."
[click]
"...stupid Germany."
A little later
[ring ring]
"Yes, what?"
"Ve! Is Germany there?"
"Italy?"
"Germany?"
"No! I'm Sealand! And this is that jerk England's phone!"
"Veee~ Sorry, sorry, England!"
"No, look I'm Sealand!"
"I'll say hi to Germany from you!"
[click]
"Okay, you all suck!"
One minute later
[ring ring]
"ThisisSealandandnotthatJERKENGLANDsojustgoaway. And die."
"Pfft, is that any way to answer the phone, brat?"
"Huh?"
"Don't you recognize my awesome voice! It is I, the Kingdom of Prussia!"
"...you don't exist any more."
"Ahahaha! I'm here, aren't I? As long as I can be awesome, I am!"
"Heh. 'kay. Hi, Prussia. And I'm not England, in case you were confused."
"Course you're not. England would never want to come over and help me raid West's secret cake stash, while my macho brother is out trampling through mud and looking for your sheep-molesting relatives, would he? Now, you gonna come over for some awesome-cake or not?"
"I'll be right there! Don't eat it all before I arrive!"
"HAHAHA! Then you'd better hurry, brat!"
[click]