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Quotes From Every Queen (from SWAU)

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Quotes from every Pyrrhian Queen in the Silly WOF AU, where kind of a lot of things happen.

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Moorhen (Cukoigana): "I refuse to die until the war ends, until I know personally that my people are safe. After that, the me dying part is optional."

 

Scarlet (It'ellida): "So these are the mighty dragonets that are supposed to save Pyrrhia from war. Well, it seems mighty unfortunate to me that they'll have to meet their end soon, by my arena, of course. It's really such a shame. Or maybe a thrill."

 

Cloudburst (Daagajjdeh): "Your capital has fallen. Your people are tired of your rule. Your army has defected to your daughter. I believe we have come to a checkmate, my dearest enemy."

 

Orca (Parapanea): "I'm sorry, mother. You spared me once, but I'm afraid I won't have the luxury of doing that with you, will I?"

 

Grandeur (Tolanka'aj): "If you don't get enough sun, you can't camouflage, and your venom becomes shit. So go take a nice long rest, before I knock you out myself."

 

Fruit Bat (Tzotzipan): "You know, I have always been a great supporter of *science* and *technology*. You know, I'm something of a horticulturalist myself. (perfume spritzing noises)"

 

Splendor (Ixinvinak): "I would never let myself get kidnapped, especially not for something as frivolous as becoming a mameluke. But I suppose I could send a division to investigate it."

 

Dazzling (Noytaptan): "If you ask me, Noytaptan is much superior to Tzotzipan in terms of our horticulture and agriculture and whatever-culture. That no-good Fruit Bat just wants to brag about her perfumes and cosmetics, that's all."

 

Exquisite (Itzche'en): "The peasants always complain about me not doing enough to help the war effort. But I have to take care of my sloths, the historical knickknacks, the officers and officials, it's really quite exhausting. And on top of that, these stupid MudWings have decided to wage war on us! It's really not my fault."

 

Magnificent (Pitztepec): "It's a shame how MudWings keep besieging my city. I wish we could just have a game of ball, then kill the losers! Much easier than war."

 

Glacier (Unankha): "I shall not have my kingdom collapse like Numunuria or It'ellida. When I look upon you from the stars above, I best not see any of my daughters fighting, or I will come down from the heavens myself and knock some sense into you all."

 

Battlewinner (Kaakahika): "We shall not bow to any other tribe. We shall be an independent nation, no matter if we are scattered across islands, or hanging on the edge of a cliffside. We are Kaakahikans, not Numunuu, not Zolpah, not Kutsiputi."

 

Darkstalker (Berngi): "The only thing I see in the future is slaves and soldiers. I don't see anyone... real. Even- even you, Clearsight. Please. Choose this timeline. With me."

 

Oasis (Numunuria): "I can handle three scavs. What's the worst that could happen?"

 

Burn (Numunuria): "First, I kill my sisters- and my niece. The order doesn't matter. Then I kill you, Vulture, and I'll talk to your dead, stuffed head about popular sovereignty and whatever nonsense you have up your ass."

 

Blister (Nuchiuurea): "You're just like your namesake. Nothing but a vulture, waiting until we're weak so you can swoop in with your perfect little government and your perfect little candidate. Luckily for you, I've accounted for this. Scald, bring me the Eye of Onyx."

 

Blaze (Zolpaya): "Oh, we could have a party, just like when we were all younger, and didn't have to worry about nonsense like the throne. We could have roasted monitors, camels, mammoths, even scavs! Mammoth used to be Burn's favorite. I think camels were Blister's, but I can't remember my brothers'. I-I really miss them, though."

 

Onyx (Numunuria): "Of course the Eye would choose me. I'm named after the animus-damned thing, after all."