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GothamGossip
@grlzwantgold2
the newest Wayne Enterprises CEO looks like a raccoon 🤣
8:23 AM · 19 June 24
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GothamGossip @grlzwantgold2 · 6h ago
Tim Drake-Wayne comes in, dragging his feet like he’s auditioning for a zombie movie
GothamGossip @grlzwantgold2 · 6h ago
he almost walks into someone in line in front of him 😂
GothamGossip @grlzwantgold2 · 6h ago
barely mumbled his order to me
GothamGossip @grlzwantgold2 · 6h ago
tipped me almost $50
GothamGossip @grlzwantgold2 · 6h ago
AND called me Alfred on his way out 😂
GothamGossip @grlzwantgold2 · 5h ago
And I thought I was sleep deprived 🤣🤣
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HSKing
@racechampion9891
Some things never change 🤣 Quoting a tweet of:
GothamGossip grlzwantgold2 · 9h ago
Tim Drake-Wayne comes in, dragging his feet like he’s auditioning for a zombie movie
4:50 PM · 19 June 24
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HSKing @racechampion9891 · 1h ago
He used to come into class with a giant thermos of coffee and sleep through the morning periods
HSKing @racechampion9891 · 1h ago
teachers would try calling him out but he knew it all
HSKing @racechampion9891 · 1h ago
they tried giving him detention but it never worked
BestScientist @bestatstem3 · 27min ago
Replying to @racechampion9891
how does detention not work?
HSKing @racechampion9891 · 10min ago
Replying to @bestatstem3
his parents excused him from after school detention and they couldn’t take marks off his grade for not participating
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Froggy
@frogsrbest
Tim Drake-Wayne was so good at school he could sleep through it and still pass LOL
11:21 AM · 20 June 24
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UrRealQueen
@dancingallnightz
All these Chirps about Tim Drake-Wayne in school got me wondering, what happened to his uncle???
1:43 PM · 21 June 24
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LoudandProud @icanbgay4u · 5h ago
Replying to @dancingallnightz
his uncle?
UrRealQueen @dancingallnightz · 5h ago
Replying to @icanbgay4u
yeah! Dude shows up after the tragedy with his parents from nowhere
UrRealQueen @dancingallnightz · 5h ago
takes custody for like a week
and then he’s back with the Wayne’s instead!
LoudandProud @icanbgay4u · 4h ago
Replying to @dancingallnightz
did you ask him?
UrRealQueen @dancingallnightz · 4h ago
Replying to @icanbgay4u
I did! Tim looked me straight in the eyes and said “he’s dead to me”
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Down4partyz
@fromthetown15
Wait, did Tim’s uncle die too??? . Quoting a tweet of:
UrRealQueen @dancingallnightz · 8h
I did! Tim looked me straight in the eyes and said “he’s dead to me”
4:03 PM · 21 June 24
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UrRealQueen @dancingallnightz · 6h ago
Replying to @fromthetown15
I tried looking it up but there weren’t any obituaries!
UrRealQueen @dancingallnightz · 6h ago
you’d think another death in his family would make the news
Down4partyz @fromthetown15 · 5h ago
Replying to @dancingallnightz
it’s Gotham
TaggingQueen @chirpingtagger · 4h ago
Replying to @fromthetown135
#OnlyInGotham #FinnWasHere
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GothamGossip
@grlzwantgold2
Tim Drake-Wayne came into the café a second time today 🤣
4:19 PM · 24 June 24
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GothamGossip @grlzwantgold2 · 6h ago
he orders his over caffeinated monstrosity and he sits at a table…and falls asleep 😂
GothamGossip @grlzwantgold2 · 6h ago
we left him to nap, looks like he needs it 😂…And THEN!
GothamGossip @grlzwantgold2 · 6h ago
this professional looking lady comes in and walks right up to him and she says “Timothy Jackson Drake Wayne”
GothamGossip @grlzwantgold2 · 6h ago
the guy sits bolt upright and looks like he’s facing death 😱💀
and she drags his ass back to work while he apologizes 😂
GothamGossip @grlzwantgold2 · 6h ago
I don’t know who Tam is but good luck to you with that mess 🤣
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WorkingMan
@business4us
You guys will not believe this lol
7:16 PM · 1 July 24
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WorkingMan @business4us · 3h ago
so I landed an internship in WE and it’s been pretty normal for a business place…until Tim Drake-Wayne
WorkingMan @business4us · 3h ago
the guy comes in one day, riding his skateboard through the halls and gets stopped by a security guard
WorkingMan @business4us · 3h ago
see, there’s a rule about what you can use in the office for transportation and skateboards were breaking it
WorkingMan @business4us · 3h ago
the next day we all get a memo that all the office chairs will be removed from the office as it breaks our company policy on wheels
WorkingMan @business4us · 7h ago
the rule was altered and now he sits on his skateboard on his butt to wheel around the office lol
WorkingMan @business4us · 3h ago
Tim Drake-Wayne, the teenage master of chaos everyone LOL
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SummerDays
@summerishere7
Speaking of the teenaged Chaos Incarnate. Does anyone else find how he inherited WE suspicious?
2:58 PM · 2 July 24
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VacationTimez @happyparent37 · 7h ago
Replying to @summerishere7
by being yeeted out the window to be saved by Batman?
SummerDays @summerishere7 · 7h ago
Replying to @happyparent37
No! He and Bruce Wayne both went on a journey to “find themselves” before running the company.
VacationTimez @happyparent37 · 7h ago
Replying to @summerishere7
…don’t see it
SummerDays @summerishere7 · 5h ago
Replying to @happyparent37
Tim Drake-Wayne literally disappeared for months before he came back to take over
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APlus @FurtureDCowner · 42d
Oh, Tim’s back…why does he get to be CEO before me??
VacationTimez @happyparent37 · 5h ago
Replying to @summerishere7
…how did u even find that chirp?!?!
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CatzCorner
@catlover434
Does this mean that was what Jason was doing when he “died”???. Quoting a tweet of:
SummerDays @summerishere7 · 1d ago
No! He and Bruce Wayne both went on a journey to “find themselves” before running the company.
10:15 AM · 3 July 24
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CatzCorner @catlover434 · 12h ago
how could you do this to them Mr. Wayne??
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AllBoating
@yatchlife69
You mean Jason Todd-Wayne? It’s insensitive to bring up trauma like that as a joke. . Quoting a tweet of:
CatzCorner @catlover434 · 12h ago
Does this mean that was what Jason was doing when he “died”???
12:12 PM · 3 July 24
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CatzCorner @catlover434 · 8h ago
Replying to @yatchlife69
He didn’t actually die! And I wasn’t joking, Bruce Wayne is sending babies out on their own to earn the CEO position
WorkingMan @business4us · 7h ago
Replying to @catlover434
I wouldn’t call Tim Drake-Wayne a baby. A menace maybe…
AllBoating @yatchlife69 · 7h ago
Replying to @catlover434
Just because he didn’t die doesn’t mean it wasn’t traumatic! He was assaulted and had amnesia for years!
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PerformacePro
@violinsings
Does this mean the littlest Wayne menace will go on a journey to “find himself” too?
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SummerDays @summerishere7 · 2d ago
No! He and Bruce Wayne both went on a journey to “find themselves” before running the company.
9:01 AM · 5 July 24
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guitarguy @arealplayer420 · 11h ago
Replying to @violinsings
if he does hell be returning with a zoo. did u know he has a pet turkey now??? and I thought the cow was weird
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WorkingMan
@business4us
Tim Drake-Wayne was muttering to himself about hidden bodies and missing persons while clutching his coffee like a teddy bear today.
7:13 PM · 8 July 24
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GothamGossip @grlzwantgold2 · 3h ago
Replying to @business4us
is that as terrifying as I’m imagining it? 😨
WorkingMan @business4us · 3h ago
Replying to @grlzwantgold2
Yes.
TaggingQueen @chirpingtagger · 1h ago
Replying to @business4us
#onlyingotham #richpeopleproblems #FinnWasHere
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EnjoyLife
@cookiesunshine
Wait, why is Tim Drake-Wayne trending again? Did he get kicked out another window?
6:11 AM · 12 July 24
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SummerDays @summerishere7 · 16h ago
Replying to @happyparent37
You NEED to read this thread
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WorkingMan @business4us ·1d ago
Tim has it out for Lex Luthor
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WorkingMan
@business4us
Tim has it out for Lex Luthor
7:43 PM · 11 July 24
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WorkingMan @business4us · 1d ago
I was helping to set up for a meeting when Tim Drake-Wayne bursts into the room and throws his things down
WorkingMan @business4us · 1d ago
he doesn’t even look at me as he starts telling me I am absolutely wrong, I’m a bad person and should feel bad
WorkingMan @business4us · 1d ago
he starts drawing on the whiteboard at the front of the room in a red marker, talking about how not enough benefits makes rogues and he says that Luthor Tech has been responsible for creating so many criminals and then he pauses dramatically
WorkingMan @business4us · 1d ago
He says, “And that’s why You should be considered a rogue Lex Luthor!” then he spun and pointed at an empty chair
WorkingMan @business4us · 1d ago
And when he spotted me clutching a muffin defensively he got all apologetic and said he didn’t mean it but I KNOW
WorkingMan @business4us · 1d ago
Timothy Drake-Wayne is coming for you Lex Luthor and you should be SCARED
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BeautifulGirl
@proudimage45
IDK, GothamGossip said Tim Drake-Wayne’s been falling asleep in the café again. He probably wrote that Lex Luthor presentation like the other one
11:23 AM · 12 July 24
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ArtyArtist @drawingtime38 · 8h ago
Replying to @proudimage45
Other one?
BeautifulGirl @proudimage45 · 8h ago
Replying to @drawingtime38
Yeah, he made a presentation about using the outdoor space of WE as a skatepark/free running space
ArtyArtist @drawingtime38 · 8h ago
Replying to @proudimage45
Bet the board loved that lol
BeautifulGirl @proudimage45 · 7h ago
Replying to @drawingtime38
he somehow used it to raise minimum wage instead
ArtyArtist @drawingtime38 · 7h ago
Replying to @proudimage45
How???
TaggingQueen @chirpingtagger · 5h ago
Replying to @proudimage45
#onlyinGotham #FinnWasHere
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GothamGossip
@grlzwantgold2
He’s asleep again 😂
It’s after regular office hours so Tam won’t come for him, what do I do?
6:17 PM · 19 July 24
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GothamGossip @grlzwantgold2 · 5h ago
update, the café closes in an hour he’s still asleep, should I poke him?
GothamGossip @grlzwantgold2 · 5h ago
guys, poking him didn’t work, the (teenage) man is too firmly asleep, someone get Dick Grayson???
CatzCorner @catlover434 · 5h ago
Replying to @grlzwantgold2
why not Bruce Wayne?
GothamGossip @grlzwantgold2 · 4h ago
Replying to @catlover434
you want the man who told the press that he missed his last press conference due to his 13th car accident this year Proudly to drive Tim home?
CatzCorner @catlover434 · 4h ago
Replying to @grlzwantgold2
…you may have a point
@DickGraysonGymnast we need a responsible adult
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GothamGossip
@grlzwantgold2
Update: Dick Grayson picked up Tim Drake-Wayne so everyone can stop @ ing him. Thank you for your support!!!
8:08 PM · 19 July 24
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SummerDays
@summerishere7
At least someone in that family has it together 🤣🤣
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GothamGossip grlzwantgold2 · 10h
Update: Dick Grayson picked up Tim Drake-Wayne so everyone can stop @ ing him. Thank you for your support!!!
10:23 AM · 20 July 24
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TimDrakeWayne verified checkmark @TimDrake · 2h ago
Replying to @summerishere7
Lol, I’ll tell him you think so
SummerDays @summerishere7 · 1h ago
Replying to @summerishere7
😱 I have been perceived, time to hide everything incriminating and leave the country
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