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beep beep beep beep!
the sound of the loud and obnoxious alarm clock filled up the room, alongside the sound of bird chirps coming from the outside, to which the view from there was clear and bright.
morning time....
for you that is.
"urgh..." you moaned out in a irritated manner, your face was buried in the pillow, along with half of your body being covered by the covers.
the alarm kept going off, annoying you to no end, you weren't sure if you should be mad or not, for one, this thing has saved your behide a lot of times, waking you up just right before school starts so that you can never be late again.
but on the other one...it also wakes you up from such nice deep sleeps, ones that you don't wish to wake up from, to deal with another boring and mundane trial from life itself.
with slightly burning eyes and lacking energy, you turn on your side and slowly move to your small stand, where you reach out your arm to tap the top of the alarm clock, turning the thing off before it could give you a worse headache.
and...tap, you stopped it, the beeping is gone, the room is silent again, only the birds kept making a sound from outside.
you fall back to your back afterwards, with a deep sigh as you close your eyes and remain still for a moment.
you're not going to sleep right now, nobody can after being waken up like this, you just lay there, eyes closed, a million incoherent thoughts running across your mind, ones that you cannot be bothered with, or look forward to being bothered with for today.
as you remain still for what felt like hours, there comes a knock on your door.
"sweetie, get up and eat your breakfast, you've got school!"
you overhear your mother speaking from the other side of the door, you opened your mouth to mutter something out, to which you're sure she didn't hear at all due to your lack of even trying to increase your voice.
but judging from the fact that she didn't say anything else, you are sure that she just walked away, leaving you alone.
with a sigh, you open your eyes slowly, being met face to face by the familiar ceiling, the one you stared at for what felt like years at this point.
you felt like just lying there, not bothering to get up...
but it was morning, and you knew that there was no way your parents would let you stay in bed and not want to do anything at all.
you had to force yourself to get up, and deal with this day...
and you did, you slowly got up from the bed, showered, brushed your teeth and then went to eat breakfast, and each activity felt less enthusiastic than the other.
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after that, you were now outside in the street, walking in the sidewalk alone with your backpack.
you had your head down, eyes on your feet, a peaceful expression remained on your face as you couldn't really look forward to what was ahead of you.
you're going to school, boring school, boring lectures, annoying classmates whom you do not know how to deal with.
you had more fun with the phone than anything if you had to admit, you could be reading something on your favorite website, maybe listening to that one song which you kept repeating for the past few days.
best of all, you could be watching your favorite show, engaging in online conversations with it, watching clips of such and so.
but...there are some other things to do first.
you kept walking ahead, head down, slow steps, until your feet finally stopped touching the sidewalk and now, you were in the road, ready to cross the street.
you were so in your thoughts, feeling so uninterested and alone, that you didn't notice the light shining against your face.
coming from the side...
wait...what was it?
you turned your head up, confused and startled as you slowly looked to your left and heard something.
what was coming for you, had your breath cut short, your eyes widened, and mouth dropping.
and all you could do, is hold your hands up for defense and close your eyes with a weak yelp.
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.....
.....
.....
"hello...hello...anyone in there?"
....
....
You: "....urhh....?"
???: "oh finally, i was beginning to think that you were dead or something!"
you heard someone talking, but it was muffled, and your vision was blurry, but you could make it out...that they were just staring down at you, as you were leaning against a wall in...well, you weren't sure exactly.
???: "hey, hey, don't you go back to sleeping again...i need some answers around here, come on...JUST GET UP!"
you yelped as you felt a pair of wet hands on your shoulders, before you began to get shook violently by the unknown person, which began to make your headache all the more worse.
???: "come on come on, aren't you humans supposed to durable?"
You: "s-s-stop...who are you...stop touching...me!"
???: "wait, what, i can't understand you, it's like you're...oh wait"
after realizing that you wasn't able to speak because of their intense shaking, this weird person let go of your shoulders, dropping you back to what felt like stairs, as you then rubbed your head and shook your head to stop the drowsiness.
???: "yeah...sorry about that, but a shark gotta know where he's at, otherwise we get all angry and confused, y'know?"
you grumbled, blinking multiple times as you rubbed your brow to clear out your vision, it slowly began to get better as you were starting to see what was going on.
for one, you saw your legs, and you were sitting on some stairs, orange stairs for no real specific reason.
???: "so uh...think I've got sand in my gills or something, but i could've swore you understood me there for a moment...oh man, i hope you don't get scared like everyone tends to do..."
You: "ugh...?"
you stopped looking down, slowly tilting your head up to look at the person that was talking to you.
and what you saw next, wasn't...really casual at all.
of course not, because a whole blue SHARK that stood on its...legs(?)...was seen staring you down, with a big smile which showed all of his shark teeth.
you and the shark kept staring at each other for what felt like...all eternity, you didn't blink once, unlike the shark, who blinked one or twice every few seconds as he kept smiling at you.
.....
???: "so um...do you know wher-"
You: "AHHH!!"
???: "AHHH!"
You: "AHHH!"
???: "AHHHH!"
You: "AHHHHH!"
???: "AHH-....wait, why are we screaming?"
you whimpered in fear as you began to crawl back, climbing up the stairs until you felt your back being smacked against a bunch of gates, making you quickly turn your head back to see that the stairs was blocked off by a bunch of iron bars for some reason.
???: "aw geez...i knew that was coming, why do you all gotta be like that, it's not like I'm going to eat you!"
you turned back to the shark as he spoke in a annoyed look, with a irritated look on his face too, your heart was pounding fast, and you were beyond scared....what in the actual hell was happening?
where were you at, what was happening...why is there a whole shark talking to you!?
???: "hey, can you like...i don't know, not be scared of me...i don't bite, unless you're a...delicious....tuna fish....oh man...now i'm starting to get hungry, oh if only i knew where Kat was at...actually, if only i knew where I was at myself!"
You: "...."
???: "...you wouldn't happen to know, right?"
You: "...."
???: "...right, you can't really even understand me, only Kat does...you know what, everyone needs to start taking shark classes at some point, because man it feels so annoying not having anyone understand you!"
You: "...w-....who....are you?"
???: "eh...wait...did you just...?"
you gave a confused look to the talking shark...but then it hit you top, how...was he even able to speak, how were YOU able to understand him?
???: "i-...i must be dreaming due to hunger...uh...hello there...human?"
you watched as the shake started waving at you with his fin for a hand, and you just stared at him for a moment, until you slowly lifted your hand to give him a somewhat of a greeting as well.
???: "oh sweet...uh...helloooo, do...you...understand...meee?"
he said slowly, gesturing to himself with his fins as he kept staring at you carefully.
You: "uh...yes?"
???: "holy hot smores...i thought only Kat was able to understand me....how's this even possible?"
You: "...where am i?"
???: "i dunno!"
You: "what's this place...?"
???: "i dunno?"
You: "and WHO are you!"
???: "i dunn-...wait no, actually i know that one, i'm Kenny, nice to meet ya uh...?"
You: "um...i'm....ah.....?"
Kenny: "Ah?...well that's a unique name, nice to meet you Ah!"
You: "no, i meant i-"
as you were about to correct the shark known as Kenny, you both heard what sounded like a door opening nearby, with someone calling out.
Kenny got curious, as he looked away from you and peeked around the corner, and he saw...a girl with blonde hair and a blue jacket standing around, confusion was clear on her face.
You: "w-what is it...who's it?"
Kenny: "i dunno, but it kinda looks like Phoebe...and i'm not sure if i like that or not, either way, i'll go ask them if they know where i am at!"
You: "huh...bu-"
you weren't able to say as you watched Kenny walk away and go to the right, ready to say hi to...whoever he was looking at.
a sense of uneasiness began to fill your chest, and you didn't like it one bit...something told you to follow after that shark, but was it safe to do...?
....
you really couldn't stay there though, for what you've seen...that shark seemed harmless so far, which is kinda ironic considering that he's a...shark.
nonetheless, you built up the courage to stand up and slowly make your way downstairs, before you peeked from the corner and stared at a long hallway, ahead of the hallway, you've see Kenny and another person...a girl?
she had her back turned around and didn't notice Kenny coming in for her, something told you that maybe you should go to her too, just to make sure she isn't harmed by that weird shark person...
the girl was seen rubbing her chin with a confused face until...
Kenny: "hey there!"
Blonde Girl: "huh, oh hello-"
the girl stopped mid-sentence as soon as she turned around, to which she was faced by the chest of the shark, until she turned her eyes up to stare him in the face as Kenny was seen giving her a big smile.
Kenny: "...hello!"
Blonde Girl: "...."
you came up from behind Kenny and stopped, staring at the two as you noticed the rather perplexed expression on the girl's face.
Kenny: "uh...okay let's see...ahem, do you...understand...meeee?"
..........
Blonde Girl: "...oh cool, a talking shark!"
Kenny: "huh...oh thanks, yeeeah, i guess i am cool...just a mutual thing though"
Blonde Girl: "heh, this is one cool dream...oh?"
the girl noticed you standing from behind the shark, to which she then gave you a wave and a smile. "hello there dream person!"
You: "hey...?"
Blonde Girl: "well, this is very interesting, a shark and another person whom I don't know...hmm, i wonder what the meaning of this dream is about?"
Kenny: "dream...?"
You: "you think...this is a dream...huh?"
Blonde Girl: "heh, of course it is a dream...oops, maybe i shouldn't tell you that...I've heard that you shouldn't tell people in your dreams what's really happening, i don't wanna wake up yet!"
Kenny: "um...?"
Kenny looked at you for a moment, scratching his head as he seemed pretty confused about what the girl was saying, and you looked as confused as he did.
but...perhaps, this WAS a dream, you were probably dreaming too...however, you do remember getting up this morning an-....
....
something isn't right here...why can't you remember what happened after you went out of the house...?
you rubbed your head, looking down as you began to overthink on something...to which the girl took notice of.
Blonde Girl: "hey, something wrong?"
You: "wha-...oh...i-"
Kenny: "now hold on a moment, who here can actually understand me...something ain't right here, did they put something in my chum?"
Blonde Girl: "i can understand you, somehow...which confirms my theory that this is a dream, it's pretty awesome, i always wondered what it would be like if animals and humans were able to understand each other...oh, hey, let me ask you a couple of questions, it'll be so fun!"
Kenny: "questions are what i'm after too, firstly where am i, what is this place annnnd....who are you?"
Blonde Girl: "i can't really answer the first two questions...but the third, i can definitely do...my name's Lexi Mckenzie, and you both are?"
Kenny: "i'm Kenny, and this is Ah, say hello Ah!"
You: "that's not my name you know..."
Lexi: "then what's your name?"
You: "i...."
you paused and began to think...you can't...
you couldn't...
.....
you don't remember your name...?
Kenny and Lexi stared at you and your confused yet horrified expression, as you were silent for a few long seconds now.
Lexi: "hey...is everything okay?"
Kenny: "what are you thinking about, oh let me start first, i am thinking about a delicious bucket of chum with tuna crumbles and clam chowder...~!"
Lexi stepped away as Kenny began to drool down in hunger as he stared at the ceiling with a dreamy look.
Lexi: "woah...i didn't know that sharks can make like a waterfall just thinking about food..."
after saying that, another door was opened just behind Lexi and you all turned your attention to the person that stepped out of it.
and this person was EXTREMELY bizarre in terms of appearance, very bizarre...for one thing, much like Kenny, he wasn't human, in fact he looked like another sea animal...somewhat, he had four arms all equipped with odd tools, well two of them were like drills, another one was like scissors and the other one was like those rigged prize machine grappling hooks..their body skin was pink like and their mouth was wide like a black hole, their eyes big and scary..
Creature: "ah...now, what do we have here...a couple of unseen experiments perhaps?"
Lexi: "woah...okay, now that's a little scary..."
Kenny: "y-you can say that again..."
You: "hey...who....are you?"
Creature: "i could be asking YOU all the same thing, wouldn't i now?"
Lexi: "heh...okay, this was nice and all but i gotta wake up now...so oop!"
Lexi slapped her face with both hands and had her eyes closed.
......
she opened her eyes then, and had a blank expression for a moment, noticing that she didn't exactly wake up from her so called dream.
Lexi: "aha...okay...sometimes it takes a bit to wake up so let me just...ow...ow....OW!"
Kenny: "why are you slapping yourself?"
You: "she's trying to wake up from her dream..."
Kenny: "oh...wait maybe that's a good idea, let me-OW!"
Kenny slapped himself harshly, before regretting it as he rubbed his face with a tearful eye. "o-oh...that DIDN'T work at all!"
Lexi: "i-...i don't get it...why am I not waking up...?"
Creature: "well lass, i too thought about the possibility of this being a dream...but last i recall, i surely didn't inhale any of my medical substances by accident...so the possibility of this being a dream went from 99%, to a whopping...15%"
Kenny: "why that specific number...?"
Creature: "care less about the numbers and more about this odd situation...who are you people, and where have you taken me?"
Lexi: "o-oh gosh!"
Lexi quickly backed away from both Kenny and the odd creature with the raspy voice, instead she ran over to you and hid behind your back, holding you by the shoulders.
you looked back at her with a bit of shock as you noticed that she no longer was optimistic and carefree, but rather shaky and nervous as of now.
Creature: "humans...i thought only that parent was stuck down in there...i ask again, what have you done to me...i demand answers!"
Kenny: "calm down buddy, it's not like we know what's going on either...i'm Kenny by the way, this is Le"
Creature: "i don't care about names, i am not supposed to be here, i was in the middle of something important!"
Kenny: "geez...take a chill pill!"
Lexi: "i-...i don't understand...where am i...where's Lottie?"
You: "who...?"
Creature: "i am tired of everyone being incompetent and useless...i suppose, i outta FORCE answers out of you all..."
the creature then lifted all of his four arms as he began to walk towards you and the other two, with Kenny backing away with a nervous look as the creature closed in...
until several doors opened up from nowhere...
"what the fuck is going on here!?" said the voice of a boy of 13 years ago, who had fair skin and simple clothing as he noticed you and the others. "...oh crap, what's going on this time?"
"who in the hell are you people?" asked a little girl who wore a red shirt and a black skirt.
"tch...where am i?" another person asked, this one wasn't human, he wore old west like clothing and had some creepy yellowish eyes...he looked like a demon!
"how am i supposed to know...i probably for kidnapped by a pedophile or whatever" the little girl said, so vulgar yet casually.
"oh so it's the works of EDP, SMR, Rayrants and co?" the other boy asked.
"huh?" the girl raised her eyebrow at him in response.
Creature: "more humans and another weird creature...great, as if i wasn't confused as it was...and who are you all?"
Demon: "who's askin' partner?"
Creature: "the DOCTOR is asking, shall i maybe begin my procedure on you first?"
the creature stopped targeting Kenny, as he turned over to walk over to the demon instead, however he quickly stopped as soon as the demon pulled out a revolver.
Demon: "i wouldn't take another step if I were you..."
Lexi: "i-is that a gun!?"
Little Girl: "do you even have a permit for that?"
Creature: "...touché, fine...i mean no harm to you mister...?"
Demon: "oh we ain't done yet...now you outta explain to me why i'm in a place that i know shit about, surrounded by...those oddpokes"
Boy: "oddpoke...who the fuck says that, what's wrong with this author?"
Little Girl: "everyone has problems, I really hope you don't think there's angels in this world...that would be pretty fucking stupid"
Kenny: "what is going on here, who are you people!"
Boy: "KENNY, KENNY THE SHARK, HOLY SHIIIIT!"
Kenny: "heeeey there you....uh....stranger I don't know?"
Boy: "I've got a bad feeling about this...but you guys can call me Yernem, yeah, i got that introduction down, this is going to be a LONG ride...why is OG writing this, when he clearly is struggling with what characters he originally wanted in this story?"
Demon: "the hell are you yappin' for?"
Little Girl: "am i stuck in a mental institution or something?"
Creature: "i am beginning to suspect that too...is this one of Dadadoo's tricks...did something go wrong with the scepter after that green gorilla bit it off...?"
Yernem: "you mean Yumbo Yosh, yeah maybe?"
Creature: "and how exactly do you know his name...?"
Yernem: "who hasn't played your creator's terrible games, everyone hops on the Josh train but the devs probably used him outside of...a few chapters or something"
Little Girl: "i am so confused..."
Kenny: "and who this little girl might be?"
Little Girl' "i'm Kim Lee, i'm also Korean, you weird...talking shark"
Demon: "the hell am i surrounded by a bunch of kids for...?"
Kim: "i might be a kid but at least my back probably doesn't hurt, grandpa"
Demon: "well aren't you a fiery one...want me to aim this at you instead?"
Kim: "yeah no, having guns aimed at me isn't all that scary, I've seen that enough in North Korea by now"
You: "do you maybe know where we are at?"
Kim: "the fuck does it look like...why are you asking a literal KID that kind of question?"
You: "i was just asking, no need to be rude..."
Kim: "i ain't rude, i'm just angry, learn the difference"
Yernem: "your show only lasted 12 episodes, pipe down Kim"
Kim: "screw the corporations!"
Creature: "would ANYONE just stop being stupid and tell us what's going on here?"
Lexi: "ok...so this isn't a-"
before she could say, another door opened up as a man wearing a green hoodie which said H2O on it, stepped out of the room and closed the door behind him before looking back at the others with a...totally bored face.
......
Bored Guy: "....hey"
You: "hey...?"
Kenny: "...okay so this isn't a-"
Bored Guy: "who are you guys?"
Yernem: "say what?"
Bored Guy: "who are you guys?"
Yernem: "oh okay...i didn't get that at all"
Kim: "why do the British have such incoherent accents...god it feels like I'm listening to someone who has his mouth stuffed with a shoe!"
Bored Guy: "i was just asking who the fuck you guys are, woke up here with no recollection of what happened, so...who are you guys?"
Demon: "we could ask you the same thing...this is fucking confusing"
Bored Guy: "...Secco"
Lexi: "hm?"
Bored Guy: "my name..."
Kim: "then just say it normally, hey guys, my name is Secco, just like that, is it too hard for you or something?"
Secco: "....who are you guys?"
Creature: "humans and their intelligence...pitiful"
Secco: "i told you my name, only fair if you tell me yours now isn't it mate?"
Lexi: "well i'm-"
and yet again, some doors opened up as some people came out of there, a little girl with brown hair, and another girl with green hair.
Brown Hair Girl: "okay, what's-.....Yernem?!"
Yernem: "Tara...the sister of my worst enemy who most of the new readers won't know fuck about because i'm such a random fucking character along with Tara and a few others...what are you doing here!?"
Tara: "i-...what did you do this time, did you kidnap me?"
Green Hair Girl: "where am i at...this isn't my dorm room!"
Yernem: "ABBY, what happened to you?!"
Green Hair Girl: "my name isn't Abby you weirdo...it's Lucie!"
Yernem: "oh....well i-"
again and again, a door opened up as a...floating puppet came out of it, scratching their behind.
the puppet stopped scratching his back as he noticed everyone else.
.....
Puppet: "...what the fuck?"
Yernem: "JEFFY, WHAAAAAAT!?"
Jeffy: "oh hey guys, Jeffy here, so where the fuck am i at?"
Lexi: "woah now... language!"
Jeffy: "what, it's just a fucking word, why the fuck do you gotta be so fucking pissed off about it?"
Kim: "it's okay, she's white, which automatically means that she gets offended easily, either on her own or on behalf of others"
Lexi: "that's not...nice"
Lucie: "who are you people...are those costumes?"
Creature: "does those arms look like something made out of cheap cotton and clay?"
Demon: "neither is this gun, little one..."
Lucie: "...am i dreaming?"
Kenny: "nope, we all thought we were"
Lucie: "did this thing just TALK?"
Yernem: "why are you saying that right after big ol' octopus dude talked himself?"
Creature: "I've got a name you human, it's...Syringeon"
You: "why did you say hesitant there?"
Syringeon: "perhaps because giving out such sensitive information to people you barely know is not the wisest of decisions?"
Jeffy: "really, so does the same go for revealing all of my daddy's credit card information and his social security number to random people on the street?"
Secco: "...can you tell me about it too?"
Kim: "tell me too, i got some stuff i need to buy for my youtube career, but...stealing credit card information sounds easier"
Jeffy: "sure, it starts with-"
Tara: "can we please LEAVE before something happens...i don't like the look of this"
Lexi: "it'll be fine...there must be a reasonable explanation for this"
Secco: "like what?"
Lexi: "well I've got a theory, perhaps we've been kidnapped by some sort of secret organization tha-"
Secco: "nevermind, long explanations make my nose bleed"
Lexi: "okay...?"
afterwards, two doors opened up to which a bunch of people came out of there, a small black haired girl with a gray dress, a woman with red hair, another girl with pale skin, black hair, a small black dress with a white belt, short leggings and black slip-ons...and a...taco?
taco: "....okay, may i ask...what in the actual SOUR CREAM is happening here?"
Red-haired Woman: "oh dragons above...did i mix up another spell of mine?"
Kim: "Xyla...?"
Xyla: "oh...is this hell or heaven...did i die...i hope so"
Yernem: "ABBYYYYYY!"
Yernem tried to run over to the girl with the black dress, only for her to slap him in the face.
Abby: "okay...what the hell did you do this time, where are we at?"
Yernem: "why is everyone pinning this on me...i didn't do anything!"
Tara: "i highly DOUBT that!"
Yernem: "geez...i get excited about seeing my girlfriend and all she does is smack me, wow Abz...wowie and zowie...wow"
Tara: "girlfriend...?"
Abby: "shut the...fuck up you idiot"
Yernem: "yes that's right people, we're a couple now, this was supposed to be revealed after TCB 2 but the author got so depressed and lazy when it comes to writing that shit, plus nobody is reading it anymore so...yeah, sad times i suppose"
Kenny: "wow...i didn't understand any of that...did you do, Ah?"
You: "my name isn't Ah..."
Secco: "did that taco talk?"
taco: "of course i did, I've got a mouth, does it look like i'm a buffon?"
Lucie: "i'm losing my mind...where's Marc...?"
Yernem: "hey don't worry, your episodes will be uploaded to YouTube soon, OG is planning to buy your show's DVD set"
Lucie: "what are you even saying!"
Demon: "what in the hell is going on here!?"
Yernem: "Taco"
Taco: "what?"
Yernem: "nothing, i just wanted people to know your name already"
Taco: "goodness...i didn't want to be stuck with you again"
Red-haired Woman: "again...?"
Yernem: "oh hey Miss Moon, yeah see i was on the first season of TCB with Taco, just like how we were together in the second season...which me, Abby and you were in it by the way"
Abby: "can you stop talking for a moment, i'm trying to think..."
Syringeon: "thinking is useless, especially when none of us have a clear answer to what's going on here..."
Lexi: "well i...i don't know either"
Xyla: "maybe we all died...which is probably for the best"
Kim: "stop downing everyone with your stupid depression Xyla"
Xyla: "sorry..."
Demon: "goddammit can someo-"
AGAIN AND AGAIN, DOORS WERE OPENED UP...as a small cone like shape came out of it, and there was also a...bunny woman with a shiny mohawk
Syringeon: "more unknown people...great"
Bunny Woman: "what the...what happened to me...who are you people!?"
shape: "hey, has anyone like, seen my sister?"
Lexi: "sister...?"
shape: "yeah, she's like, my sister"
Secco: "right..."
shape: "so anyone seen her?"
Kim: "fuck no, we're busy trying to understand why the hell we're here away from home!"
shape: "...so you didn't see her?"
Kim: "NO!"
Bunny Woman: "urgh...i'm askin' somethin' here, who the heck are you, where am i, and where the heck is Quakemaster!?"
Lucie: "who?"
Jeffy: "heeey, it's the Easter Bunny, hello Easter Bunny, where's my chocolate eggs you long eared fuck?"
Bunny Woman: "what...!?"
Demon: "FUCK, WOULD EVERYONE SHUT UP ALREADY, I'M GETTIN' SICK OF THIS SHIT!"
Yernem: "chill out dude, we-"
Demon: "SHUT UP, I'M JUST ABOUT DONE WITH YOU ALL!"
Kenny: "yeah, what are you going to do?"
You: "there's no need to yel-"
the demon buried his eyes at you afterwards, making a low hissing sound like an alligator as he quickly moved at you, pushing you to the wall as he pulled his gun right at your forehead while the others gasped.
Miss Moon: "dragons above, WHAT are you doing!?"
Lexi: "h-hey...get that fun away fro-"
Demon: 'shut up, unless someone here coughs up what I need, i'm gonna put a bullet on their pretty face...I've had enough with everyone yappin' about bullshit!"
Xyla: "can you shoot me next please?"
Taco: "what?!"
Secco: "chill the fuck out mate, why you pointing guns at people, are you mental in the head are you?"
You: "h-hey...stop...please....i...."
Demon: "heh...if i can't get any answers...then i may as well just start shooting already"
you sweated intensely, your heart beating fast in fear as you felt the demon's nasty hot breath blowing against your face, as he had you pinned on the wall with a revolver pointed to your forehead, you watched how his finger slowly began to squeeze on the forehead, closing your eyes as you didn't know what else to do.
but out of nowhere, a hand went over to grab onto his, the demon snarled before looking at the side to see that bunny woman holding him by the wrist.
Bunny Woman: "why don't you chill out weirdo?"
Demon: "get your damn hand off...!"
Bunny Woman: "and leave you threatening people...yeah, no chance"
the demon growled as he tried to punch her, until she grabbed his fist with the other hand, and then began to push him away from you.
you let out a deep breath as you watched the bunny woman push the demon away and pin him against the wall, with the two of them struggling against each other.
Yernem: "damn, isn't anyone going to do anything?"
Lucie: "and get shot in the process...yeah no thanks"
Kim: "smart, i'm fine where i am"
Lexi: "stop it you two, someone would get hurt otherwise!"
Tara: "this isn't helping you two!"
shape: "the gun could go off, you know?"
Taco: "we should be away from those idiots in that case!"
Jeffy: "why is the Easter Bunny fighting with the kool-aid man?"
Xyla: "guys, please, just shoot me instead..."
Abby: "what the fuck is wrong with you all?"
Bunny Woman: "grr...let go of that!"
Demon: "piss off...!"
Kenny: "i..i gotta do something, don't worry, I'm coming!"
Kenny quickly rushed over to the two, but accidentally tripped on his leg, as he then ended up crashing into both the Bunny Woman and the Demon, sending him and the two other onto the ground, the demon dropped his revolver by accident and as it hit the ground, it went off, shooting a single bullet which began to ricochet against the walls.
Yernem: "ABBY GET DOWN!"
Abby: "what the-aurgh!"
Yernem tackled her onto the ground as everyone, including you also began to freak out and get onto the ground.
Xyla: "don't worry, i'll take the bullet head on for everyo-"
but Tara quickly pulled Xyla down before the bullet could hit her, but instead it straight going towards the ground...right where a door was seen being opened up as a short, old man with a big white beard came out of it.
Old Man: "what's this ruckus abou-AGHH!"
the old man jumped up before the bullet could hit him, as it instead hit the ground and stopped, after losing its movement finally.
Kim: "JESUS, what the hell happened!?"
Old Man: "WHAT IS THIS ABOUT, WHO FIRED THAT THING!?"
Demon: "tch...!"
the demon tried to reach for his weapon, until...you quickly came up and snatched it up from him.
Demon: "damn it, give that back!"
You: "you...tried to kill me with it!"
Demon: "I've got another one to finish the job you little shit!"
Bunny Woman: "I'd like to see you try...urgh, you mind getting off of me big guy!?"
Kenny: "sorry..."
Tara: "is everyone okay?"
Xyla: "unfortunately..."
Lexi: "why did you have to pull that gun out, you could've got someone hurt!"
Syringeon: "i am certain that was his exact goal..."
Yernem: "you okay Abz?"
Abby: "i can take care of myself...now get off!"
Yernem: "be thankful, geez..."
Abby rolled her eyes before pushing him off as she quickly got up from the ground, along with her boyfriend. "what the hell is wrong with that asshole, someone take his guns away!"
Secco: "who are you?"
Secco pointed at the old man.
Old Man: "me...uh....i'm just an old man, yes, that's exactly it!"
Taco: "that doesn't exactly tell us who you are..."
Old Man: "of course...of course...I'd gladly tell you, if only you'd all calm down, I've been hearing you whine and shout this whole time!"
Syringeon: "eavesdropping on us then?"
Old Man: "it was curiosity more like..."
Lucie: "someone tell that weird guy to chill out first!"
Jeffy: "yeah, calm the fuck down asshole!"
Demon: "tch...fine...may i have my gun then?"
you still hold onto the gun as you give him a anxious look, watching as he stood up slowly and began to walk towards you with that same dangerous smirk on his face.
Miss Moon then stepped right next to you, placing a hand on your shoulder.
Miss Moon: "do not worry, we'll be there if he tries anything..."
You: "...okay....okay"
you sighed deeply as you slowly extend your hand out to the demon, offering him the gun back, to which he quickly snatched away from you.
he smirked, before aiming the gun at you, which made you freeze up again....
until he twirled the thing in his fingers and put it right back in his holster.
Demon: "you got there lucky there...next time though"
he then slid his finger under his neck, mimicking that of your throat being slit...making you feel rather defensive and anxious.
Bunny Woman: "why don't you chill out, before i come there again?"
Yernem: "says the name who was accusing us for something earlier ago"
Bunny Woman: "for real though...who are you people, you all look...weird"
Kim: "okay, so i guess racism is a whole universal thing, even for non human beings?"
Bunny Woman: "nah, i was just sayin' you all look like aliens or somethin'...where am I though for real?"
Lexi: "you also don't know?"
Bunny Woman: "wouldn't be askin' if i did..."
You: "we don't...know either"
Old Man: "hmm...i assume everyone here also has waken up in those rooms without actually remembering how they got here?"
Syringeon: "seems just about right..."
Secco: "think i'm on acid..."
Jeffy: "i must've ate some of those special brownies again...shit is lit"
Abby: "i don't like this..."
Demon: "someone here ought to know the answer to what got us here..."
Lucie: "don't go threatening people for that again..."
Taco: "you're lucky that none of us for shot...since when did they start letting idiots use guns?"
Demon: "blame the damn shark for jumping on us, i'm a trained professional here young lady!"
Xyla: "i'll keep that in mind..."
Miss Moon: "um...o-okay...perhaps some introductions are needed here...i'll start first, my name is Miss Moon...i really don't remember how i got here?"
Lexi: "my name's Lexi...i'm just as clueless as you are miss, at first i thought this was a dream but once i started slapping myself...it didn't turn out to be a dream at all"
Jeffy: "Jeffy here, i was just playing fortnite and smacking my diaper, guess i fell asleep at some point and now i'm here...ol random place dick, with a bunch of strangers and shit"
Lucie: "...i'm Lucie, and i don't feel like sharing anything other than that, but i am definitely not supposed to be here..."
Secco: "Secco...i was probably playing online poker or something, dunno how i got here...."
Kenny: "and i'm Kenny, i really don't know how i got here either...maybe I was kidnapped again...oh man, Kat must be worried!"
Tara: "i'm Tara...and i think i might have an idea of what's happening here"
Lexi: "you do?"
Tara: "it's not pretty though..."
Yernem: "i'm Yernem, and this beauty here is my girlfriend, Abby Moulin, yeah we go to school together at Killvile at Hector's School Of Tomorrow...yeah she's taken already, she's cute and smart, very smart...but cute!"
Abby: "nice, while you're at it, tell them about my father's credit card information and home address"
Yernem: "sure, her home address is-"
Abby: "shut up..."
Syringeon: "you may call me Syringeon...and the lad with the guns are?"
Demon: "...Striker"
Striker said before spitting onto the ground, which grossed you and some of the others out.
Taco: "lovely...yes well, you can call me Taco..."
shape: "my name's Cone"
Taco: "Cone...you hardly look like one"
Cone: "i am shaped like one, by the way, did you see my sister around?"
Taco: "no i didn't...why do you keep asking?"
Cone: "I've been looking for her, she's like me, but her body is shaped...differently, kinda"
Taco: "hm...well no, i did not"
Kim: "i'm Kim, and this sad excuse for a being is Xyla..."
Xyla: "what's the point of introducing ourselves...when we all die, everyone's names will be forgotten, much like our own..."
Kim: "yeah just ignore her, she's like that all the time...and who are you, old man?"
Old Man: "Barthotel...."
Kim: "wow, i was thinking more of an generic white name but okay..."
Yernem: "what the hell is your show even suppose to be preaching about, you've got all stereotypes in your show already!"
Kim: "my mom says i'm not allowed to talk to mentally challenged people...so shut up"
Abby: "i am with her, please shut up already...you're probably not going to take this situation any serious much like every other situation"
Yernem: "ouch...anyways, what about you, bunny lady?"
Bunny Woman: "Princess Ametrine...but Ametrine, and trust me, if i find out any of you is workin' with that stonehead prick...you're gettin' slammed"
Jeffy: "why so serious?"
Ametrine: "i had important crap goin' on, i ain't supposed to be her right now!"
You: "what...kind of important stuff?"
Ametrine: "that ain't important to know, just point me to the nearest exit and we'll be fine, alright?"
Lucie: "and what's your name?"
You: "...me?"
Lucie: "yeah, who else am i talking to?"
You: "...uh...."
you began to sulk down as everyone pointed their glances at you, making you feel rather small and anxious to answer...something in you wasn't feeling right, and you didn't like it one bit.
Secco: "well...what's your name?"
You: "uh....i....."
Cone: "speak"
You: "i....can't....."
Tara: "can't...?"
Striker: "can't what...out with it already!"
You: "i...i can't remember...!"
Miss Moon: "...you can't remember your name?"
Kim: "bullshit, that's like saying you don't know what your name is!"
Xyla: "isn't that what they said?"
Kim: "and that's why i said bullshit, because IT IS bullshit!"
Ametrine: "yeah, i mean, not rememberin' your own name...you pullin' our leg or somethin?"
Syringeon: "perhaps they're lying?"
Striker: "oh i bet they are...must be hiding somethin'"
You: "i-i'm not...i just can't remember it, all i remember is waking up, going outside for school an-and...ugh...!"
you suddenly began to feel a pain in your head, right in the top of your head, causing you to groan and hold your head, as you desperately try to ease the overwhelming pain.
Lexi: "are you alright!?"
Barthotel: "hmm...perhaps they're suffering from something?"
Kenny: "suffering from something...like what, a stomachache?"
Barthotel: "OBVIOUSLY NOT....ahem, i am saying that maybe our dear friend here has somehow lost a few bits of his memory...?"
Abby: "amnesia i suppose?"
Yernem: "well look at it in this way, we all woke up here with no real memory of how we got here, so in a way, we all lost our memories...neat"
Kim: "how's that neat?"
Xyla: "losing the memory of what's causing me pain would be nice..."
Miss Moon: "but how one could just forget their name....?"
You: "i-...i don't know...my head...it hurts...."
Tara: "take it easy..."
Taco: "hold on, didn't you say that you had an idea of what's going on here?"
Syringeon: "right...care to explain young lass?"
Tara: "okay...it may sound crazy, but I've been in this situation before, along with Yernem and Abby i think...but i think we're in a-"
DING DONG BING BONG!
before Tara say anything, a musical announcement played from somewhere, and a...familiar, high pitched voice was heard.
"AHEM...attention attention, is this working?...ah, very well, would everyone please gather around the cafeteria, if you want some answers then your best bet would be there...don't keep me waiting~!"
after hearing that announcement, you and the others stood in silence for a moment, trying to reflect on what that was about...who was that just talking in the intercom...and why do they need you in the cafeteria?
Barthotel: "...i suppose that's our only way of finding out what's going on here"
Striker: "you expect us to just blindly do a they asked...could be a trap for all we know"
Ametrine: "got any other ideas then genius?"
Striker: "don't try me woman..."
Xyla: "it's okay, if it's a trap...then use me as the meat shield"
Lexi: "you need to stop acting like that girl, but seriously...should we go?"
Kenny: "hmm...cafeterias usually have food don't they...i wouldn't mind going there!"
Lucie: "food is all that you can think of right now...what about getting out of here, you fatty?"
Kenny: "hey...i'm not fat, i'm a shark, sharks need to eat a lot!"
Secco: "shall we go get some ice cream?"
You: "ice cream...in here?"
Yernem: "why would you even suggest that dude?"
Secco: "cafeterias have ice cream, and not knowing where i am gives me a nosebleed, ice creams don't"
Kim: "flawless logic..."
Cone: "maybe I'll find my sister there, i'm going to go to the uh...cafeteria"
Taco: "just like that, do you just blindly do as people tell you to do?"
Cone: "i think, nothing bad will happen, trust me"
Taco: "i don't think i will..."
Jeffy: "i'm going too, maybe i can find a ball scratcher, my ballsack itches"
Kim: "we didn't need to know that, but thanks for telling..."
Xyla: "all of our words are worthless and invaluable in the end..."
Lucie: "ugh...whatever, i'm going to the cafeteria too, maybe we can find out what's happening...hopefully"
Yernem: "....why do you and Abby lookalike?"
Abby: "no we don't, dumbass"
Yernem: "you literally do...but you're hotter, and better, and smarter, i love you Abz, you're so goddamn cute, like holy shi-"
Abby: "SHUT UP and move already, God!"
Abby began to push him away afterwards, as some of the others also began to leave too, aside from you, as you stood there rubbing your head and still wondering on something.
why can't you remember your name...?
......
Lexi: "hey, don't stand there!"
You: "huh...what?"
Lexi: "come on, we've gotta go, everyone else is already leaving"
Xyla: "yeah...."
Lexi: "Xyla...wait, why are you still here too?"
Xyla: "i feel too...sad to move my feet"
You: "that doesn't make any sense Xyla..."
Xyla: "you wouldn't understand...nobody does"
Lexi rolled her eyes before grabbing your hand and Xyla's, before dragging you away. "come on you two, we've got some investigating to do!"
you then let yourself be dragged away by Lexi, as you all followed after the others, taking a turn to the left and coming across a new hallway...
-
in a new hallway, Barthotel was seen leading you and the strangers in the hallway, his arms behind his back as he calmly strides ahead.
you look around the place, wondering just where on earth you really are, everything seems so unfamiliar...and most of the others shared the same feeling too, judging by how they were looking around the place with confusion too.
Syringeon: "so...do you know where we're supposed to be heading"
Barthotel: "not at all"
and nearly everyone stopped in their tracks afterwards, while Barthotel kept walking ahead.
Kim: "what...then why are we following you!?"
Barthotel: "well my sense tells me that the so called cafeteria can't be located in here exactly..."
Jeffy: "and how the fuck are you supposed to know that, are you Spider-Man?"
Barthotel: "it's just intuition...now follow along"
Jeffy: "fuck no, i wanna know if you're Spider-Man or not!"
Barthotel: "JUST FOLLOW ME AND STOP ASKING QUESTIONS!"
Kenny: "okay, sheesh!"
Cone: "what would happen if like, we went to the cafeteria and we just ended up getting blown up?"
Taco: "elaborate on that further...?"
Cone: "yeah, it just happens, maybe"
Secco: "how"
Cone: "it would, kinda...i think"
Secco: "and how?"
Cone: "well it would, like that"
Secco: "yeah but how exactly, i know a lot about bombs and explosions but are you suggesting that maybe there's a bomb planted inside there or something?"
Xyla: "global warming has been killing us slowly...things exploding by themselves is inevitably to happen...we're so doomed"
Tara: "why are we talking about bombs..?"
Yernem: "because terrorism is fun, Abby should know something about that, she tends to try and blow up her school sometimes"
Abby: "only whenever the idiots in there upset me, which tends to happen a lot..."
Kim: "that's not a bad idea..."
Miss Moon: "l-let's not talk about this..."
Kenny: "so hungry..."
You: "i'm feeling fine here..."
Striker: "yeah, despite forgettin' your name?"
Ametrine: "still findin' a little hard to believe..."
You: "there has to be something wrong with me..."
Jeffy: "my daddy says there's something wrong with me too, but mommy says i'm special"
Taco: "i believe that..."
Abby: "there's someone else here with problems too..."
Yernem: "i only ran around naked in live TV once, stop bringing it up...geez"
Ametrine: "say what...?"
after a bit of walking, Barthotel ended up leading the group into the cafeteria, finally!
you were there with the others, looking around the spacious place in confusion.
okay, we're here...but what now, who was it that was talking in the announcement earlier ago...it sounded familiar for some reason...
you wondered to yourself as you scratched your head, looking down in deep thought.
Barthotel: "finally...we're here...my poor legs!"
Lucie: "we only walked for a few moments..."
Barthotel: "i don't got strong bones like you younglings....i'm already too stressed with being brought here for no reason!"
Striker: "that's how we all feel old man...now where in the hell is that guy that was talkin'?"
Lexi: "nobody's here...hmm"
Xyla: "maybe it was just a trick..."
Secco: "what kind of trick?"
Xyla: "i don't know, but it makes me depressed..."
Kim: "you're always depressed though..."
Kenny: "soooo....when do we eat?"
Tara: "right now?"
Kenny: "i'm hungry..."
Taco: "there's no time for stuffing our faces...where in the world is that person that was speaking in the announcement?"
Cone: "looks like my sister isn't here...a shame, i am sad..."
Jeffy: "my balls still itch..."
Yernem: "wait for it..."
Abby: "tch...this isn't....what i think it is...right?"
Yernem: "it is...but hey, i'm here for you, just like how i was before...just know that, okay?"
Abby: "hmm...."
You: "wait for what...?"
Syringeon: "are we not getting something here...?"
Ametrine: "i can't stay here...i gotta jet you guys, sorry...but i got some serious business"
Lucie: "yeah, my parents are probably worried...or maybe this is just a stupid prank by those 5, either way, i'm leaving too!"
"awww....leaving already?"
Secco: "who said tha-"
BAM!
the doors suddenly bursted open as...a small, black and white bear came cartwheeling into the cafeteria, startling everyone in the process, including you.
you watched as the bear kept cartwheeling inside until he ended up crashing into a table.
???: "WOOOOOO, YEAH, WE'RE BACK AGAIN FOR THE FIFTH TIME BABIES!"
Yernem: "there he is..."
Tara: "oh god no..."
Taco: "it frustrates me that i know who this buffon is supposed to be..."
Abby: "that...asshole!"
Lexi: "what's...going on...who is that...bear?"
Yernem: "Monokuma..."
You: "Mono...Kuma?"
Monokuma quickly got up, fixing himself as he then stood in a table, dancing like a worm for some reason.
Monokuma: "thaaaat's right, it's your favorite mascot again, Monokuma, HURRAAAAYYY, blow the confetti, and pop the champagne, and let's get this party staaaaaarted!!!"
.....
Secco: "what...?"
Barthotel: "who are you...are you the one who brought us here?"
Monokuma: "sure did!"
Striker: "oh you did...huh?"
Monokuma: "sure did!"
Kenny: "who are you?"
Monokuma: "sure did!"
Xyla: "he asked who y-"
Monokuma: "sure did!"
Abby: "STOP REPEATING THAT AND TELL US WHY WE'RE HERE, BEFORE I KILL YOU!"
Monokuma: "wooooah, tell your girl to calm down Yernem, she's acting dubious!"
Kim: "not the most fitting word to use, but seriously, why is there so many talking anthropomorphic people here?"
Cone: "why shouldn't there be, are you like, racist?"
Yernem: "yeah, because anyone who uses kids as their characters and makes them act like adults are definitely racist in secret...not that, I'd know, obviously"
Syringeon: "such mindless talk...would you care to explain just what exactly we're doing here?"
Monokuma: "sure can, it's that time of the month again...well actually this one is a little weak, the budget is low, and i mean LOW, so don't expect for old man me to dazzle the viewers this time!"
Tara: "don't do it, you can't force us to go through this all the time...first Peter, then Vincent and now...ME!?"
You: "what...is going on?"
Monokuma: "Phuhuhuhu~...you mean you don't know?"
You: "no...?"
Ametrine: "cut the tricky talk, just tell us how we can get outta here, i ain't got time for you right now!"
Lexi: "yeah...i would like to go home, if you don't mind"
Monokuma: "well that's the thing...you can't"
Jeffy: "huh, say what, what in tarnation, you WHAT!?"
Lucie: "what do you mean that we can't!?"
Barthotel: "I've bad a feeling about this..."
Taco: "listen here, i didn't do anything to be locked up in here, i demand to be released at once, i don't want to join another stupid and tiring game show!"
Monokuma: "insert girlish giggle here...this bozo said gameshow..HAH, this is much better than a gameshow, because unlike that, in here, you cannot escape, the walls are solid, the windows are locked, all doors are too, every crack and crevices has been SEALED shut, making it so that there's literally no way for anyone to even see a single sunlight coming from the outside, and i meant it when i said the walls are solid, you idiots found the hard way by shooting that bullet which started going all crazy, it was hilarious, Phuhuhuhuhu~!"
Kim: "no wonder that happened...i was thinking that maybe it was due to bad writing"
Yernem: "eh, somewhat to a degree"
Secco: "so what does this mean?"
Monokuma: "that, my Italian friend with a British accent because of your show's weird dub, it means that you're trapped here FOREVER!"
Lexi: "forever!?"
Monokuma: "FOREVER!"
Jeffy: "forever?"
Monokuma: "FOREVER....unleeeesss...."
You: "unless...what?"
Monokuma: "unless...you know...Phuhuhuhu~"
Jeffy: "aw shit...he wants us all to engage a big orgy...alright, but I'm not taking it in the butt, all the others, you better pucker up cuz this 2 inch pp is going your-"
Miss Moon: "I HIGHLY doubt that's what he meant Jeffy...!"
Jeffy: "oh...then what the fuck do you want from us?"
Yernem: "aw sheesh...this isn't going to be okay"
Monokuma: "well see, this has happened before...and those who are unfortunate enough to be trapped in my pretty little school place only has one way to escape safely...wanna know how?"
Barthotel: "....how?"
Monokuma: "....by murdering each other"
......
Striker: "say what?"
Cone: "i think he said that we have to kill each other if we wanted to escape from here"
Monokuma: "CORRECT, and by murdering, i meant the actual thing, stabbing each other, strangling, whatever the hell you can do to take away someone's life!"
Tara: "but that's HORRIBLE!"
Kenny: "yeah, why would we even do something like that!"
Monokuma: "bruh...because otherwise you're trapped here forever, didn't you hear me!"
You: "but we can't..."
Monokuma: "of course you can, because otherwise you're trapped in here...FOREVER!"
forever, forever, forever.
the word ringed in your head for a few moments as you tried to understand what was going on here...
you woke up in some weird place with no memory of what happened.
you met...weird talking cartoon characters.
you were nearly killed...
and now....to escape from it all....
you....needed to kill someone....?
you, and everyone else stood there in silence and disbelief as Monokuma kept flashing that evil and sharp smile of his at you all...
what have you gotten into this time....?
TO BE CONTINUED
Survivors Remaining
