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7:01am
[Chris McLean has added Alejandro and Sierra]
Chris McLean: srry i forgot to add them lol!
Noah: only took his ass 2 new seasons to add them
Cody: ikr like what the sigma 🥶🥶🥶
Noah: Cody i literally cant stand you
Cody: Bro what the gyatt! its not my fault im the rizzler im literally just so sigma learn to appreciate my sigmaliciousness before you judge
Noah: god i literally want you dead
Heather: yeah me as well
Noah: fuck off heather im not allying myself with u
Gwen: not the island language 💀 King we're not there anymore you cant talk like a normal person its okay
Heather: as if id even want you as an ally you fucking twink
Noah: .
Noah: IM NOT A FUCKING TWINK
Heather: K
Sierra: HI GUYS!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!!🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
Heather: kys go away
Gwen: hate to agree with heather but yeah fuck off no one wants you here
Courtney: If i find out youve posted anything about this chat onto your blog you will be getting a lawsuit sent your way. Just a warning, stay safe! ❤️
Duncan: that was so sexy oh my god im creaming my pants oh my god 🤤🤤💦💦
Courtney: Please go back to jail, motherfucking sex fiend.
Duncan: oh yes i love your proper grammar so much oh my god talk dirty to me with commas and capitalism
Gwen: ik damn well this mfer didnt just refer to capitalism as capitalization
Courtney: Dumbass.
Duncan: what the fuck is a capitalism and why is it different than capitalization
Heather: oh my god this cant be real
Duncan: ??????
Gwen: this mfer really asked whats a capitalism 😭
Harold: Capitalism refers to an economic system in which a society's means of production are held by private individuals or organizations, not the government, and where products, prices, and the distribution of goods are determined mainly by competition in a free market. Pretty interesting stuff!
Duncan: you're so lucky im sleepy rn otherwise you'd be getting the fattest painfullest wedgie ever
Noah: Faggot
Duncan: STOP CALLING ME THAT IM NOT
Duncan: IM NOT
Noah: I do it bc ur reaction is funny every time lmao dumbass
Duncan: is this karma for that guy i stabbed
Noah: not even surprised
Geoff: sooooo hungover. icamt silence the notifications yheyre so loud😴😴😴quiet plz shhhh
Heather: .
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Geoff: why are u evil
Heather: fuck off
Heather: .
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Bridgette: Heather, that's not very nice ):
Heather: kys
Heather: .
[Noah kicked Heather]
Noah: fucj yeah still have the intern perks
Alejandro: ☹️
Alejandro: Add her back.
Noah: no fuck you slimy ass 🐍🐍🐍🐍
Owen: i thought he was an eel why are they snake s
Noah: couldn't find an eel emoji idk 😐
Owen: ok!!!!
Alejandro: I'm not slimy
Duncan: yeah i can vouch hes kinda dry he is an asshole though i agree with that
Alejandro: I'm not dry! My skin is perfect.
Duncan: asshole fuck you i literally had to watch you apply all your moisturizing skincare products
Alejandro: Ok? At least I don't wash my face with the same bar of soap I use to clean my dick. I know what you are.
Gwen: HELP
Gwen: duncan dick face
[Noah has changed Duncan's name]
duncan dick face: NO. YOU DIDNT
duncan dick face: FUCK YOU TWINK LOCK YOUR FUCKING DOORS
Noah: IM NOT A TWINK.
Justin: my skin is actually perfect guess im the hottest!
Alejandro: No
Justin: Yeah
Alejandro: No
Geoff: guys please shut up im going to barf oh my god my phones so bright oh my god oh my god ow my head oh my god send text send the text oh my god ow jesus fucking christ send the text i cant do this bro just send the text send text send text sand
duncan dick face: 💀💀💀
Gwen: im laughing i wont lie
Bridgette: he's throwinh up now
Bridgette: will someone bring him ibuprofen im out
Bridgette: when ur boyfriend lowkey has a drinking problem 😕😕😕😕
Gwen: STOP BRIDGE THATS SO EVIL
Bridgette: its true
Bridgette: I'm about to send his ass to rehab he threw up on my surfboard last night now I have to clean it
Geoff: babe 😢
Bridgette: im mad at u geoffy poo
Geoff: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Geoff: IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYSORRYIM SORRYIMIM SORRY IM SORRYIMSORRYIMSORRY IM SORRHR
Geoff: IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYSORRYIM SORRYIMIM SORRY IM SORRYIMSORRYIMSORRY IM SORRHR
Geoff: IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYIM SORRYSORRYIM SORRYIMIM SORRY IM SORRYIMSORRYIMSORRY IM SORRHR
Leshawna: oh my fucking god bridgette make him stop.
Bridgette: I forgive u baby! but u have to clean my board im not touching your nasty ass chunks ☹️🤷🏼♀️
Geoff: K!
Alejandro: Will someone please add Heather back?
Noah: no kys
Alejandro: 🥺
Noah: oh my god never send that again ew ew ew fine ill add her back oh my god im gagging
[Noah added Heather]
Heather: 🖕🏼
Heather: fuck all of u except courtney bc we have brunch later
Alejandro: Even me 😥
Heather: oh my god especially you. literally kys
Alejandro: 🫡
Heather: wait no dont actually
Alejandro: 😊
Heather: fuck off dont give me those eyes i dont want to be blamed for your death again
Alejandro: ☹️😢
Heather: fucking whatever i hold some fondness for you in my heart what the fuck ever i still want you to die
Alejandro: ❤️
Heather: 🙄
Alejandro: 🥺
Heather: ...❤️
Heather: kys
Gwen: oh my god that was so disgusting i literally want to gouge out my eyes after that one
Heather: kys let me be happy
Gwen: No! ❤️
Courtney: Guys! Be nice!
Heather: yeah okay whatever
Gwen: fine whatever i dont even care that much actually i actually love heather shes my best friend id never be mean to her
Courtney: Not that nice ❤️
Gwen: oh okay thank god I still want her to die (kindly) ❤️
Heather: i feel exactly the same!!! ❤️
Gwen: awwweee so sweet ❤️
duncan dick face: 😶
Noah: faggot
duncan dick face: STOP