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You come back to the gardenview center after a few decades (its 2024 now) and you decide to drop off your baby cousin who seems to really love the place but you end up overhearing a bit of a preformance so you decide to stay. these are the consequences.
Dandy gets up on stage and preforms a small little skit with the other mains and begins to hype up the crowd with the big song that all the kids came here for...
Dandy begins to sing
"Y'all ready to get freaky in the gardenview center?
Let's see how freaky you can get!
Oh!
Okay!
This is the freaky Dandy's World song
Get your freak on
Get your get your freak on freak on"
Dandy takes a quick breath before continuing
"This is the freaky Dandy's World song
Get your freak on
Get your get your freak on freak on"
Hi, I'm freaky Dandy
Don't treat me like a toy"
Sprout moves forward for his line
"Hi, I'm freaky Sprout
Being freaky brings me gladness"
Cosmo follows.
"Hi, I'm freaky Cosmo-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
It's too freaky here!"
Cosmo runs off stage
Shrimpo STOMPS onto the stage
"Hi, I'm freaky Shrimpo!
This song's a total banger!"
Shrimpo, Cosmo, Sprout and Dandy sing together all in unison for this part
"This is the freaky Dandy's World song
Get your freak on
Get your get your freak on freak on
This is the freaky Dandy's World song
Get your freak on
Get your get your freak on freak on"
Glisten struts onto stage
"Glisten is getting freaky
And everybody wants to be me"
Vee hesitantly steps onto the stage
"....Hi, I'm freaky Vee
Time to get... freaky deaky!"
Finn stumbles onto stage
"Hi, I'm freaky Finn!
I'm in a freaky frenzy"
Astro gets pulled up onto stage by dandy
"I'M FREAKY ASTRO, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUH!"
ALL of them continue to sing in unison TOGETHER
"This is the freaky Dandy's World song
Get your freak on
Get your get your freak on freak on
This is the freaky Dandy's World song
Get your freak on
Get your get your freak on freak on"
Dandy preforms a guitar solo while the kids clap to the rhythm while you just stand there with your brain heh rotting. They continue.
"This is the freaky Dandy's World song
Get your freak on
Get your get your freak on freak on
This is the freaky Dandy's World song
Get your freak on
Get your get your freak on freak on"
Goob steps onto stage, the kids go WILD
Goob starts SINGING
"Yo, check it out!
I'm about to drop a beat!
A freaky dance monster, so wild and sweet
I hit the floor, energy's peaky
A freaky freak show, totally unique-y!
Movin' and groovin', it's electric-y!
Yeah, a freaky sensation, hypnotic-y
My body's shaky, feelin' hectic-y
A freaky vibration interjectic-y (uh)"
Goob joins in with the singing with the others
"This is the freaky Dandy's World song
Get your freak on
Get your get your freak on freak on
This is the freaky Dandy's World song
Get your freak on
Get your get your freak on freak on!"
Shelly stumbled onto the stage
"I'm Freaky Shelly, and i can't believe you forgot about me!"
Get your freak on
Get your get your freak on freak on!
They all jump and the camera stops and then Dandy starts narrating
"maybe the true gardenview center... was the friends we made along the way."
it cuts to a photo of all the toons in a circle holding hands
You decide to leave and decide to just leave your baby cousin there... the infections spread far too much. the FREAKY infection.
feeeeeel frreeee to give me song requests 😎😎😎